Quotes posted by Skull

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

There is more evil in the charts today than in an Al Qaeda suggestion box.

...but I'll tell you what's not cool; killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside.

And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal.

See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.

If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow.

What are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.

Make like Siamese twins and split ... and then one of you die.

Excuse me sir, I believe you're in my seat and I had sex with your mother.

Life isn't all laughter, beer, women and skittles.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my works. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative

They should be more honest. At least, Tony Adams from the IRA, he's like, "Yeah, I shoot people. I like shooting people."

What joke is next? "Hey, Jez, your mum's dead!"

It's payback time. And she's going to pay back... in fear dollars!

The other day, in the park,wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you.

And then it hit me.

Live and learn. Die and forget it all.

Every generation needs its own heroes, I suppose. Hmm, quite profound that. You can quote me if you like.

You've got red on you.

It's not an accent. It's just how words sound when they are pronounced properly

You are so blind! You so do not understand! You weren't there at the beginning. You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert! People like you make me sick! What's wrong with you? Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your fifty 'p's, take your pocket money and get out!

What a prick.

She's shallow, Brian. She's like Cordelia out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and latterly Angel, the spin off series which is set in LA.

You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

I see my ex girlfriends. Well, not so much "see" as "watch"...

It's going to be legendary!

Suit up!

You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken.

How do you spell FBI?

If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way around.

Nobody tosses a dwarf.

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.

I think I have a super-hero stalker.

Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.

That's Numberwang!

Shazam!

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

I felt like destroying something beautiful.

It's not until you lose everything, that you are free to do anything.

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh?

Our Scotland is Canada, You saw the South Park movie.