Quotes posted by BadMrBox

The other night I dreamt that Xander... Uh, it wasn't Xander. In fact it wasn't me. In fact, it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it.

Willow: When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?

Xander Harris: Willow, how can you...? I mean, that's really *bent*. She was... grotesque.

Willow: Still dug her, huh?

Xander Harris: I'm sick. I need help.

Willow: Don't I know it.

I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain.

You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate... just kill me!