Quotes posted by greenraven

Nothing says 'the rebirth of the American car' like people taking the subway, and a one-legged man who would rather walk.

Jon Stewart, The Daily Show (1996)
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill, Unknown Source
One cannot choose how one's life begins, but one can choose to face the end with courage.

Huň Yuán Jiǎ, Jet Li's Fearless (2006)
If you can dream it, you can do it.

Walt Disney, Unknown Source
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben, Unknown Source
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers, Unknown Source
Enthusiasm is nothing, it comes and goes. But if one believes, then miracles can happen.

Henry Miller, Unknown Source
Miss I may be drunk, but tomorrow I will be sober, and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill, Unknown Source
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill, Unknown Source
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Albert Einstein, Unknown Source
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Never tell a story because it is true, tell it because it is a good story.

John Pentland Mahaffy, Unknown Source
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard, Unknown Source
Home is where I work and I work everywhere.

Alfred Nobel, Unknown Source
Don't ask who's influenced me. A lion is made up of the lambs he's digested, and I've been reading all my life.

Giorgos Seferis, Unknown Source
Yes, I have a family. I left them back on Krypton.

House M.D., House
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train - Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?

Jean Paul Getty, Unknown Source
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.

Henry Ford, Unknown Source
Chop your own wood, it will warm you twice as much.

Henry Ford, Unknown Source
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Jeff Marder, Unknown Source
Lactose intolerant milk?! There's no such thing! If you're lactose intolerant you can't have ANY milk, that's how the system works!

Lewis Black, Unknown Source
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

Arthur Schopenhauer, Unknown Source
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

Victor Hugo, Unknown Source
War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left.

Bertrand Russell, Unknown Source
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein, Unknown Source
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first

Mark Twain, Unknown Source
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Mark Twain, Unknown Source
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Mark Twain, Unknown Source
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. if you owe the bank $100,000,000 that's the bank's problem.

Jean Paul Getty, Unknown Source
In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy.

Jean Paul Getty, Unknown Source
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

Elbert Hubbard, Unknown Source
You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
He who fights and runs away... lives to run away another day.

Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
Why is the rum always gone?

Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.

Wilson Mizner, Unknown Source
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill, Unknown Source
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.

Will Kommen, Unknown Source
Remember, the more you play with it the bigger it gets.

Jalonso, PixelJoint
jal's advice, taken completely out of context. >:3
All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.

Aldous Huxley, Unknown Source
Well if you're happy, I'm... *runs off*

House M.D., Unknown Source
All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.

Saul Bellow, Unknown Source
Where there is love there is life.

Mahatma Ghandi, Unknown Source
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Mahatma Ghandi, Unknown Source
When an elderly and distinguished scientist tells you that something is possible, he is very probably right. When he tells you that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Arthur C. Clarke, Unknown Source
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

David Frost, Unknown Source
Mick Jagger is as about as sexy as a pissing toad.

Truman Capote, Unknown Source
Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.

Truman Capote, Unknown Source
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.

Agatha Christie, Unknown Source
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Ross MacDonald, Unknown Source
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

Sigmund Freud, Unknown Source

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