Quote by Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, Seinfeld

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Jerry: Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day--

Elaine: Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a man.

George: Why not? It's a good look for a woman.

Elaine: Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep.

Jerry: So you don't think it's attractive?

Elaine: It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian.

George: Well, some women like it.

Elaine: Mmm. Sickies.

Jerry Seinfeld/Elaine Benes/George Costanza, Seinfeld
Posted by sedgemonkey at 10/9/2006 1:45:09 PM
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