TV Show Quotes :: Red Dwarf Quotes

Kryten- Sirs, you should take a look at this.

Rimmer- Another vessel?

Kryten-Too small. It may be a missile.

Rimmer -Impact in 37 seconds.

Kryten - Plotting random evasion course.

Cat -What?! Am I the only sane one? Drop the defensive shields!

Kryten-A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws.
One, we don't have any defensive shields, and two, we don't have any defensive shields.
Now, technically speaking, that's only one flaw,
but it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.

Cat- Good point. Well made.

And, of course, there's the simple carpenter's son
who went on to own the largest chain of pizza stores in history, Harry Beedlebaum.