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Blueberry_pie
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Yays for the internets!
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Carnivac
Midshipman ![]() ![]() Joined: 09 April 2021 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 97 |
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I think I'm going insane...
and I've spilt apple juice down my bare legs... my last bit of apple juice.... meh |
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leel
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eew apple juice! We talked about this in the earlier pages, and we've come to the conclusion that grape juice is the way to go! And hey, join my club when you go " |
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Carnivac
Midshipman ![]() ![]() Joined: 09 April 2021 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 97 |
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grape juice? now that's just all kinds of wrong.
I don't much like grapes either. They're all weird... Field trip where exactly? My left hand seems to be much better now Edited by Wolverine |
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leel
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yeah.. to be honest, since the last juice conversation I've decided that grape juice was no good. Still better than apple juice, but not as great a berry punch. The kind with every preservative possible.. and beets added for coloring. Now that's delicious american goodness
As for my cuckoo club, we can go get some ice-cream!! ...or something like that..
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Carnivac
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![]() ice creams ok....but no grape ice cream. I want mint choc chip... whats berry punch anyway? |
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leel
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it's all the different kinds of berries mixed together for one super-berry drink. It's pretty yum, even though it only has about .5% actual juice in it
but hey i gtg get ready for school.. yay for 90min delays! w00t Edited by leel |
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OMGFossil
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my mum watches full metal alchemist
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alkaline
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well, my mum watches HGTV and the food network.
pwnt! And also pwnt, I got a whole day off of school. Take that. |
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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ever had copella, its a british 100% juice thing, that pwns all.
as for icecream, ben and jerries is the only way to go. ps, leel i hunt all the n00bs in ur club, badasses join the n00b hunter club hehehe |
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OMGFossil
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Originally posted by alkaline well, my mum watches HGTV and the food network. pwnt! And also pwnt, I got a whole day off of school. Take that. my mum has always had a huge interest in anime and manga when we were driving to deniliquin some years back she passed a herd of cattle and yelled out "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE TURNED INTO CHEESEBURGERS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" also when she was drunk in st kilda over a year ago she tripped and almost fell when walking down the street and just burst out laughing so when we were in front of luna park she decided to do it again and im like mum stop it and shes like O RLY and starts falling over all over the place and then prances around the beach because she has not seen the beach in 8 years during new years eve she drank a carton of beer and then while piss wasted called an ex and completely pwned him while giggling like a schoolgirl she also thinks my girlfriend is cool and agreed in taking me to hampton to see her in december get on my cock |
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alkaline
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duh, it's australia
people are strange there! Edited by alkaline |
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OMGFossil
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not to mention awesome beyond comparison <3
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OMGFossil
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ahhhhhhh i might sleep night guys
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jalonso
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Originally posted by Shark ...copella, its a british 100% juice thing, that pwns all... What's in it, meat and two vegs? cheeky monkey ![]() |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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To everypeeps and teh Snadz. I had my first energy drink yesterday. It was in a large black can and tasted like hairspray and melted gummyworms. (good after the f3w first tast3s.)
Anywho i wasted like 2 bucks on it. That stuff is so darn expensive. I need another but i don't wanna pay 2 bucks again. |
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PixelSnader
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hmm.. try to see if there's and ''aldi'' or ''lidl'' (both german chains, but they have shops in nl too, so mayhe where you are too) they sell em for about 30 cents a can i dont understand the hairspray part. to me it tastes like bubblgum having an orgasm with an unknown soda |
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Carnivac
Midshipman ![]() ![]() Joined: 09 April 2021 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 97 |
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I worked at a Lidl store here. Was a new building opening up in my old town and I did 4 weeks of training in the 2 stores closest to the town, and when that one finally opened I lasted 2 days before I got fired. They told me 'it just isn't working out and perhaps you aren't meant for this kind of job' ... which was bull. The real reason is they overestimated how busy the store would be and had employed way too many people. So they sacked all of us who weren't blonde, thin, under 20 and female...
though later that day I did sneak around the back and got me a crate full of biscuits which lasted me a few weeks... Edited by Wolverine |
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alkaline
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you stole their biscuits?! no wonder they kicked you out.
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Carnivac
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I took the biscuits, a few hours after I was fired.... thinking about it now, I should have taken more stuff...
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leel
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yeah. like pens. That's classic
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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lidl sell a can of beans for 7p here. i could buy there entire contents
of one shop. wolverine, stealing from lidl is basically buying from them its so cheap. there are better ways of revenge......... we should talk. |
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Carnivac
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I got about £30 worth which is good enough for me. Was my first job ever too back in 1998 after I'd finished 3 years of college. Don't worry I learnt a lot more about revenge on former employers since then.
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Shark
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such as.....
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inkspot
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Originally posted by Wolverine
I took the biscuits, a few hours after I was fired.... thinking about it now, I should have taken more stuff... Hmm, usually workers have to pay for things that are stolen... |
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leel
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
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he wasnt working there though..
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Larwick
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Sorry to get in the way, but i didnt wanna create a new topic for it, but is there any reason dya suppose that i cant comment on the main website? "Hmm, usually workers have to pay for things that are stolen..." Well, it's good if you didn't like your workmates then. |
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OMGFossil
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morning
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Souly
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Good morning Fossil.
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Originally posted by Wolverine
I took the biscuits, a few hours after I was fired.... thinking about it now, I should have taken more stuff... Do you mezan biscuts as in British Cookies or as in the muffin like things? |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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I doubt they would sell cookies by the crate. >D At my local Aldi they sell gummy worms in a friggin' huge bag for a dollar. Soo good. mmm. |
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PixelSnader
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heh. i've got one of the best jobs i can get. i get 25 bucks for 10 minutes of counting newspapers sundaymorning, and another 15 bucks for delivering(45 minutes) muhaha.. and about gummi worms. they dont sell em here. but at lidl they have kiloboxes of gummi-stuff like coints and berries and all sorts of tiny things. |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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LOL. Reminds me of one time I had a caramel fight with my cousin. Those things hurt. :P
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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I don't believe in the metric system. I measure things in feet and inches since i'm a stobborn American...HUZZAH!
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leel
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ah it's stubborn americans like you that keep me away from the metric system. I mean, seriously!! 1/16 of an inch? WTF? who wants to count that!!?!?! you're just making it hard on yourself by being so friggin stubborn |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Well different strokes for different folks I guess.
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alkaline
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we just wanna feel proud with our little "feet and inches" deal
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OMGFossil
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jesus christ guys you could have at least turned the rulers upside down when measuring your wangs
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Who said anything about measuring weeners?
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OMGFossil
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feet and inches is more than enough and you know it
btw guys After reading my science worksheet it is possible to create a catgirl via genetic engineering and cloning. step 1: get a cell of a human, step 2: get a cell of a cat, extract a strand of DNA, but seeing as genes in the strand are all different and they tell the body what and how to grow, so find the genes in the strand that produce proteins to grow cat ears and a tail. OPTIONAL STEP: genes are usually based by three things that they order: changes, features and behaviours. If you want your catgirl to act like a cat then i suggest you also take out behavioural genes from the cat dna also. step 3: embed the tail and ear genes into human DNA strand located in the cell's nucleus step 4: put the human cell into a female egg cell and the cells will multiply having the same catperson dna and then resulting in a catperson egg cell step 5: put egg cell in a woman step 6: KITTY Edited by OMGFossil |
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Larwick
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Wow. Deformities. |
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alkaline
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 August 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 868 |
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omg that's awesome! let's make an army of them!
P.S. 100 posts! Edited by alkaline |
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Blueberry_pie
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OMG wins at science.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Hmmm but there could be soooooooo many complications it would be easier to make a human/gorrila combo. I have axtually seen some of those in wal*mart.
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Souly
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I win at being poor.
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leel
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
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i won a 1L bottle of coke today..
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Souly
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Congradulations.
Can I have the bottles so I can get the deposit? MWHAHAHA I'M SO HALF EVIL THAT I EDITED THIS POST. To make up for missing it before. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Did my evilness strech your page? Edited by Souly |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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I'm making brownies, so I win. @Souly! You wasted your half-evil post in this thread just like Snader did!
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Souly
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I'm so half evil I edited.
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OMGFossil
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BUT ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT SOULY
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