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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 12:55pm
There he ran into a green tulip...
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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 1:10pm
the troll burned this tulip due to its ugly face. a farmer came running
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Quote alkaline Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 1:23pm
...golden trophy to commemorate the troll for its great work. However, hans and helga...
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 1:32pm
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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 2:08pm
made love behind the barn. during there passionate act a ....
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 2:10pm
Large wart was found on her back. This ruined the whole expearance. Poor Hans and Helga.
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 2:13pm
...then the pixelfairy came upon them and using her dithering magic blended the wart so that soon Hans had forgotten it and was back to the humpin...
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 2:14pm
The cows just stood and watched this forign concept of choosing your mate... The troll suddenly appeared with a large red....
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Quote alkaline Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 2:39pm
...tulip, which was that way because it was flaming, and decided to give it to hans and helga. unfortunately, he had no idea that they were in the middle of...
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 2:42pm
The festivle of spring. All the citizens had gathered to view the burning tulip cermony and the troll had started without them1
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 4:09pm
The flaming inferno began to engulf the barn, and the cows started to worry for their grass.

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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 4:11pm
the village priest, drunk on taquila, stands up naked and says: "i...
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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 4:14pm
.. think that shark should shut the f**k up and act normal, or as normal as his warped mind allows him to be'' while he gets dressed

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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 5:09pm

in a fancy tux for the spring festival and eats ...

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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 5:14pm
toasted tulips. he then pulled out a machette and...
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 5:18pm
threw it in the trash can because he was so happy to be surrounded by ...
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 5:18pm

the entire barn which will soon perish in a frenzy of pyromania while trying to...

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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 5:19pm

nuh uh MoD, I said it first

 

Edit: eek omg next post is 500.. what should i say?? oo I'm so nervous! I'd like to thank the little people.. =D



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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 5:24pm
I fixed it secondst, and you'd bettah not waste yor 500th post.

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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 5:45pm
Run for their lives, the pyrotechnics had gone out of controll the villedge of Smalingviene had become a large bon fire. Not even the fire dog poopy could stand the heat. There was only one hope, the only chance for dousing the tongues of fire was...
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 5:55pm

The formerly ignored underground rabbit colonies. Using their fire extinguishers and unearthly domination instincts, they...


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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 6:02pm
Quickly "maned" the town saving children and the elderly from the hellish inferno. Three days later  the White Knight appeared riding his obise horse Clippity.

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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 6:23pm
he brought his horse to the stables where they put him on a strict diet, and the white knight went to the town's cutie to..

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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 7:09pm

get some cookies and pie.  She gave him a free diet soda for Clippity as well, cause...

 

so yeah.. i just totally wasted my 500th. oh well



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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 8:12pm
Clippity could only drink diet soda, regular game him the squirts. Naturally a horse with the squirts can ruin a maiden's dress when it hangs over. So the White knight and the town cutie were wed. Which began the trouble caused by those two mischief makers Helga and Hans...

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Quote Souly Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 11:17pm
OMG guys I totally missed my 666 mark.

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Quote Dra_chan Replybullet Posted: 10 April 2006 at 11:26pm
,said Hans. Helga got angry and after slapping Hans around with a large trout, causing a scandal in the wedding, they both decided to go on a quest to recover the 666 mark. What they didn't know was...
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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 5:57am
an atomic bomb was falling right into the village. could this be the
end to this whole story......
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 6:06am
...but mostly because this is the Off-Topic thread. Not a board game. >:o
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 6:06am
Gr. BtG beat me to it >:(


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Quote Souly Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 8:46am
SOMEONE ROLL THE 12 SIDED DICE!!!

I want to see if I eat your spleen.

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Quote OMGFossil Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 9:58am

HELLO OFF TOPIC THREAD :D



DEAR GOD NO IT CANT BE...!


I have expected your arrival OMGFossil

...Do you know my true ambition for taking over the world?


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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 10:06am
ROFL, picture 3 is best. ROFL
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Quote OMGFossil Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 10:13am
i just got back from the new /an/ channel on 4chan and i feel sleepy so yea :(


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Quote Dra_chan Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 6:17pm
AAAAAAH CUTE KITTIES!!! Where do you get all those nifty pics?

Offtopic: I went to the beach and I didn't use suntan cream. My skin burns, way to selfPWN 
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 6:25pm

Cats are great, they walk in a box of dirt and their poop, then on your kitchen counters when you're away...

555 posts by the way



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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 6:33pm
oo congrats on your post count, im digging ur avatar btw, just lose
the white bg, perhaps animate like a top down scroller shooter :P
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 10:08pm
agree with trans bkg P_O, I downloaded a copy and will create trans for you and will email it 
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Quote Dra_chan Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 10:09pm
w00t I'm commander I didnt notice 
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 10:10pm
yea, commander sunburn

EDIT: rats, missed celebrating my 600, unto 666


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Quote Souly Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 10:41pm
I can't believe I missed 666.

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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 11 April 2006 at 10:56pm
when you get to 999, post it standing on your head 


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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2006 at 1:39am
w00t, congrats on all your commanderisms. i wish i was a rear
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Quote Dra_chan Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2006 at 2:35am
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yea, commander sunburn

EDIT: rats, missed celebrating my 600, unto 666


Haha, but my best friend is commander idiot, she left her sunglasses on and looks like an inverted colored racoon. I got away with just looking like a shrimp.

@Shark: shouldn't you be rear admiral, due to you amount of posts?


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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2006 at 7:42am
The only way to be a Rear Admiral is by becoming a mod...

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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2006 at 7:54am
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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2006 at 8:06am
cmon brian, we all know you like swabbing the poop deck
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Quote Souly Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2006 at 8:16am

Some one's gotta do it.
If someone isn't gaurding the rear, it could be penitrated by enemy forces.


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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2006 at 9:24am
Damned Photoshop how do i add an alpah channel i thought i did and it just made a light gray on the white.
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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 12 April 2006 at 10:01am
dont use photoshop, simple as
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