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jalonso
Admiral ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 November 2022 Online Status: Offline Posts: 13537 |
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There he ran into a green tulip...
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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the troll burned this tulip due to its ugly face. a farmer came running
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alkaline
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 August 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 868 |
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...golden trophy to commemorate the troll for its great work. However, hans and helga...
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jalonso
Admiral ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 November 2022 Online Status: Offline Posts: 13537 |
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were so frightened by the
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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made love behind the barn. during there passionate act a ....
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Snark, we love yuu.
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Large wart was found on her back. This ruined the whole expearance. Poor Hans and Helga.
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jalonso
Admiral ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 November 2022 Online Status: Offline Posts: 13537 |
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...then the pixelfairy came upon them and using her dithering magic
blended the wart so that soon Hans had forgotten it and was back to the
humpin...
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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The cows just stood and watched this forign concept of choosing your mate... The troll suddenly appeared with a large red....
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alkaline
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 August 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 868 |
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...tulip, which was that way because it was flaming, and decided to give it to hans and helga. unfortunately, he had no idea that they were in the middle of...
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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The festivle of spring. All the citizens had gathered to view the burning tulip cermony and the troll had started without them1
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Monkey 'o Doom
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
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The flaming inferno began to engulf the barn, and the cows started to worry for their grass.
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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the village priest, drunk on taquila, stands up naked and says: "i...
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PixelSnader
Commander ![]() ![]() Not a troll! Joined: 05 June 2014 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3194 |
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.. think that shark should shut the f**k up and act normal, or as normal as his warped mind allows him to be'' while he gets dressed
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leel
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
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in a fancy tux for the spring festival and eats ... |
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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toasted tulips. he then pulled out a machette and...
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leel
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
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threw it in the trash can because he was so happy to be surrounded by ...
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Monkey 'o Doom
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
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the entire barn which will soon perish in a frenzy of pyromania while trying to... Edited for leel's fast post. Edited by Monkey 'o Doom |
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leel
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
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nuh uh MoD, I said it first
Edit: eek omg next post is 500.. what should i say?? oo I'm so nervous! I'd like to thank the little people.. =D Edited by leel |
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Monkey 'o Doom
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
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I fixed it secondst, and you'd bettah not waste yor 500th post.
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Run for their lives, the pyrotechnics had gone out of controll the villedge of Smalingviene had become a large bon fire. Not even the fire dog poopy could stand the heat. There was only one hope, the only chance for dousing the tongues of fire was...
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Monkey 'o Doom
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
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The formerly ignored underground rabbit colonies. Using their fire extinguishers and unearthly domination instincts, they... |
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Quickly "maned" the town saving children and the elderly from the hellish inferno. Three days later the White Knight appeared riding his obise horse Clippity.
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PixelSnader
Commander ![]() ![]() Not a troll! Joined: 05 June 2014 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3194 |
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he brought his horse to the stables where they put him on a strict diet, and the white knight went to the town's cutie to..
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leel
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
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get some cookies and pie. She gave him a free diet soda for Clippity as well, cause...
so yeah.. i just totally wasted my 500th. oh well Edited by leel |
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Clippity could only drink diet soda, regular game him the squirts. Naturally a horse with the squirts can ruin a maiden's dress when it hangs over. So the White knight and the town cutie were wed. Which began the trouble caused by those two mischief makers Helga and Hans...
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Souly
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 13 December 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2451 |
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OMG guys I totally missed my 666 mark.
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Dra_chan
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 20 February 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 628 |
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,said Hans. Helga got angry and after slapping Hans around with a large
trout, causing a scandal in the wedding, they both decided to go on a
quest to recover the 666 mark. What they didn't know was...
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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an atomic bomb was falling right into the village. could this be the
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Brian the Great
Commander ![]() ![]() RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
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...but mostly because this is the Off-Topic thread. Not a board game. >:o
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Blueberry_pie
Rear Admiral ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 July 2015 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2176 |
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Gr. BtG beat me to it >:(
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Souly
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 13 December 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2451 |
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SOMEONE ROLL THE 12 SIDED DICE!!!
I want to see if I eat your spleen. |
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OMGFossil
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
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![]() HELLO OFF TOPIC THREAD :D ![]() DEAR GOD NO IT CANT BE...! ![]() I have expected your arrival OMGFossil ...Do you know my true ambition for taking over the world? ![]() lol no Edited by OMGFossil |
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no siggy
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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ROFL, picture 3 is best. ROFL
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Snark, we love yuu.
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OMGFossil
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
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i just got back from the new /an/ channel on 4chan and i feel sleepy so yea :(
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Dra_chan
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 20 February 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 628 |
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AAAAAAH CUTE KITTIES!!! Where do you get all those nifty pics?
Offtopic: I went to the beach and I didn't use suntan cream. My skin burns, way to selfPWN ![]() |
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Cats are great, they walk in a box of dirt and their poop, then on your kitchen counters when you're away... 555 posts by the way Edited by Pixel_Outlaw |
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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oo congrats on your post count, im digging ur avatar btw, just lose
the white bg, perhaps animate like a top down scroller shooter :P |
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jalonso
Admiral ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 November 2022 Online Status: Offline Posts: 13537 |
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agree with trans bkg P_O, I downloaded a copy and will create trans for you and will email it
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Dra_chan
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 20 February 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 628 |
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w00t I'm commander I didnt notice
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jalonso
Admiral ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 November 2022 Online Status: Offline Posts: 13537 |
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yea, commander sunburn
![]() EDIT: rats, missed celebrating my 600, unto 666 Edited by jalonso |
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Souly
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 13 December 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2451 |
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I can't believe I missed 666.
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jalonso
Admiral ![]() ![]() Joined: 29 November 2022 Online Status: Offline Posts: 13537 |
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when you get to 999, post it standing on your head
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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w00t, congrats on all your commanderisms. i wish i was a rear
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Dra_chan
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 20 February 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 628 |
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Originally posted by jalonso yea, commander sunburn ![]() EDIT: rats, missed celebrating my 600, unto 666 Haha, but my best friend is commander idiot, she left her sunglasses on and looks like an inverted colored racoon. I got away with just looking like a shrimp. ![]() @Shark: shouldn't you be rear admiral, due to you amount of posts? Edited by Dra_chan |
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Blueberry_pie
Rear Admiral ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 July 2015 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2176 |
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The only way to be a Rear Admiral is by becoming a mod...
Vote Shark for mod! N00bs beware. |
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Brian the Great
Commander ![]() ![]() RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
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I demand not being called a 'rear admiral'. It sounds... Odd...
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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cmon brian, we all know you like swabbing the poop deck
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Snark, we love yuu.
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Souly
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 13 December 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2451 |
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Some one's gotta do it. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Damned Photoshop how do i add an alpah channel i thought i did and it just made a light gray on the white.
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Shark
Commander ![]() ![]() a.k.a. Feron Joined: 02 July 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136 |
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dont use photoshop, simple as
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