You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.

Personality Test Results

AAAAH! ITS WEDNESDAY NOW!!!!!! i think i should jump in the pool to save myself!!

i claim 96!

While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You're hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

I am safe for 3 more years w00t!

Edit: now it says: While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

Hah, I'm immune to foreign abusive cookies.

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of the doorbell, Austin Powers, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

WTF long-term one is so screwed up except for hating random strangers.

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

How ar...

GO BACK, CRAZY COLOUR.

Anyhow, How are you guys getting these fun boxes with colours in 'em? I WANT THEM, TOO.

rbtoo!

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oh puh!
that's not scary at all

of course you would jalonso, you're not cool enough

and snadr - shuddap! meanie

aw dont cry, I was just kidding!

<3

btw, who claims 97?  oh thats right, i do