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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 1:30pm

You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of gainful employment, cats, and Wednesdays. This is silly- when was the last time Wednesdays caused you any harm?

 

AAAAH! ITS WEDNESDAY NOW!!!!!! i think i should jump in the pool to save myself!!

 

i claim 96!



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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 1:32pm
"While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."

I too will die :(
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 1:39pm

While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You're hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

I am safe for 3 more years w00t!

Edit: now it says: While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

Hah, I'm immune to foreign abusive cookies.



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RPG is numberwang.
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Quote alkaline Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 1:43pm
A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

Oh well.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 1:46pm
At least I die a cool death.

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 2:16pm
I want to be laser'd to death. By robots!


Robots!


robot image LOL


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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 2:35pm
heh. the one alkaline got is like ... plausible.

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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 4:35pm
plausible, or plawsible
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 5:01pm
Personality Test Results



Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of the doorbell, Austin Powers, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

WTF long-term one is so screwed up except for hating random strangers.


RPG is numberwang.
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 5:13pm

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

I always attract weirdos..

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Quote Saboteur Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 5:41pm
DEATH:

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

How ar...

GO BACK, CRAZY COLOUR.

Anyhow, How are you guys getting these fun boxes with colours in 'em? I WANT THEM, TOO.

"I was minding my own business and walking across a pebbled path, and a Duck started giving me the business."
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 5:44pm

RPG is numberwang.
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 03 May 2006 at 9:48pm
Didn't feel like loading pics so...

[black square with red line] [yellow with sqiggly things] [blue and yellow squares]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of gainful employment, clowns, and oyster soup. This is silly- when was the last time oyster soup caused you any harm?

Since I have the exact same prognosis as snader I co-claim 96
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 1:23am
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robot image LOL


Edited by Brian the Great on 04 May 2006 at 12:34am


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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 1:38am

rbtoo!


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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 2:26am
o snap snap!
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 3:54am
I claim this post.
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 6:36am

BOO


Scared ya.
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Quote Souly Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 12:07pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH*HH()HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH()HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH*HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH*HHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH*HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH*HHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 12:34pm

wouldnt it be easier to:

    O   O 
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edit: or even this:



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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 12:38pm

oh puh!
that's not scary at all

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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 1:25pm
well.. compared to you..

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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 2:11pm
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Quote alkaline Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 2:30pm
that's one big boy.
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 2:31pm
no just a zoomed one

RPG is numberwang.
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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 2:36pm
maybe he eats GM burgers.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 2:39pm
Maybe, maybe not.
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 2:39pm
That's no fair. if we tried that we'd get "edited by Mod"
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 3:18pm

of course you would jalonso, you're not cool enough

and snadr - shuddap! meanie

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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 4:13pm

aw dont cry, I was just kidding!

<3

 

btw, who claims 97?  oh thats right, i do



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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 4:30pm
on noes. now I really cry 
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 4:44pm
 need another cookie?
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 4:55pm



PPLLEEAAZZEEEEEEE
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Quote alkaline Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 5:36pm
I think you've done enough begging for today, jalonson00b!
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Quote Setzer Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 8:31pm
I clain soft tacos.
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 8:35pm
I can spell claim therefore claim your comment.....and your soft tacos 

EDIT: setz & pO go to pool ;)


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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 9:19pm

sudgested reading:

Running with Frenchmen by Jaque Strapp.
The Yellow River by I.P.Daily.
Dealing with House Oders by Cimi Fartt.

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Quote Setzer Replybullet Posted: 04 May 2006 at 11:10pm
you know I still don't get what the pool is :'(    I claim jalonso's post where he claimed what I clained.

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no claim-backs!
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 2:23am
I CLAIM THE FORUM SMILIES

Strange. Even though I made the smilies myself (well, most of them) I still prefer using :)-type smilies instead.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 2:31am
I claim this topic.
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Quote Dar Kuma Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:24am

Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

 

wrong



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Quote Di0xygen Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:43am
i claim the alchool!

cause i know whats good in life and what we need.
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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 6:18am
i claim 42

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Quote Shark Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 8:42am
i eat 42.

and n00bz, 4nd p30p13 7|-|47 t4|k 1n l337
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Quote Souly Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 9:33am
W3rd.

I am the jesus of PJ.
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 9:37am
That deaf dumb and blind kid shure plays a mean pinball.

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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 10:57am

Originally posted by Shark

i eat 42.

and n00bz, 4nd p30p13 7|-|47 t4|k 1n l337

cannibal


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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 11:16am
Originally posted by Dar Kuma

...Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel...


If your neighbor needs help ask anyone here
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 05 May 2006 at 11:29am

It's fridayyyy!!

They didnt play music at school today, which was very upsetting, cause it's the highlight of my fridays at school, and we went outside during english class today and ashley and I snuck away and listened to music while tanning instead of reading silently w/ the rest of the class yay!

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