Fix the typo near the end and...perfecto!

I still want to see the pokemon one.  Did you make it up?  F*cking brilliant, either way.

I'm a hippie now?  You bastard.  Hippies love animals.  Me and some friends caught a possum the other day (dammit I'm a redneck), and the sequence of events that took place before its death are too gruesome to list.  And hippies are potheads.  Cocaine for me, all the way.  Therefore, I am NOT a hippie, but possibly a whitetrash redneck.

Because we're the only insomniacs on the site.  I've been coon hunting, gone to a cockfight, my best friend is a cock fighter, I dip copenhagen, my house is surrounded by three sides by cow pasture, my family owns tractors (which I CAN operate), and I own a baseball cap that happens to picture the Confederate flag, I currently own a pickup truck, and most the parties in this area take place in either the woods or a field.  I, sir, am the definition of a redneck.

Our names fit too perfectly.  To be honest, I thought about killing you when I discovered you owned all icon copyrights to the syringe.  I should get around to finding a mascot.

lol, Im like online on here ALL the time, so its all good.

No likey da Blink182? I uzed 2 lis10 to them w4y back in da day..
PWNAGED!!! NEINCH!!


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I used to listen to them, before my tastes in music evolved into something better.  "Dammit" is the only song of theirs I still listen to.

EDIT:  Double post bonus!

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Ah, those small ones on my myspace avatar?  Yeah, that was a bit ago...  But I think you beat me to it actually with that big pack.  The ones you made kick ass...  When I first saw them on DA, I had to take a double look to see if they were actually pixeled.  

@Demon, yeah I hate all psuedo "I'm rich but I hate my life" punk music... 

Im liking the sound of that, Nirvana & Alice in Chains.

We got us some folks here with spledid taste in music.   

White Trash Zombie.

I'm redneck, not white trash.  There IS a difference.  My name is actually a partial homage to a zombie movie, so it would be fitting.

OK, then rottenneck zombie. I do have a hard time with a zombie for you tho cuz I always say TINC, which sounds more like an element. (TINKY when you're funny). Just as Mr. Littis is somethigllitis 

Appreciate.  

So basically...  You can't have Cure without Ensellitis? 

To prononounce (don't correct me hippies!) my name, just take pencil, remove the P, and add "eye-tiz".  :D

Dammit, I knew it'd come off as more of an analogy.  Does the icon contain the undead? Or a syringe?  Oh, and I wrote up a story quickly before I uploaded "I Am Legend", but it seemed too long to keep it in the description.  So heres an exclusive:

     A young man walks down an abandoned street, empty save for a hot dog vendor's cart that sits in the middle of the road.  His only possessions were the clothes he now wore, and the baseball bat that he held in his hand.  In the past few weeks, that bat had not only been his only means of survival; it had been his only friend.  As far as he knew, he was the last of his kind.  The sole individual  whose heart still beat.  The only person with the ability to think.  He was the last living man on earth.  Up ahead, he hears a faint noise.  He couldn't decipher what precisely it was, but that didn't matter.  It could only be one thing. As he draws closer, the noise grows more pronounced.  There was no longer any doubt in his mind.  The undead lie ahead.  He cautiously approaches the intersection ahead.  As he turns the corner to his left, he tightens his grip on the bat.  His palms were sweating with anticipation.  A group of people come into his line of sight.  He knew they were people no more.  He draws a deep breath and whistles as loudly as his dried lips allow.  The rotting creatures slowly turn around to face him.  A particularly fat one stood no more than a dozen feet away.  As the undead shambled toward him, the man focused on this one.  With each passing second, the being draws closer and closer.  Soon, the stench of his decomposing flesh fills the young man's nostrils.  But he remains where he is, bat in hand.  The creature was now only a few feet away from him.  He looks into its eyes, and the corpse stares blankly back at him.  He draws another deep breath, now gripping the bat with both hands.  His enemy lets forth a horrifying moan.  He sets his jaw, and swings...

This will soon be mandatory reading material for our public school system.

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Man, Cure, Im telling you; you need to make a game outta that.  It just sounds so kool. 

WAY too lazy demon.  It would look too insignificant at BlueStar next to Rustbug anyway.  We must be content with the faux-mockup until I see that Wizard of Oz and gets my ambition.

Nah, stories can make a piece that much better...  Besides, if they don't want to read it, they can skip it.  

It would make a kick ass game, though.  I would play it

Alright then, it shall be included.

EDIT: Cure said let there be story, and there was story.

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ZOMBIE!  Maybe add some more gore where that chunk was taken out, add some blinking and/or trembling, especially with the mouth.  And a depressing color for the background.  The string bothers me for some reason.  Maybe have the scalp slide off, then have that white trash guy with the recent lobotomy push it back on?

See ya on the next episode...  I am gonna try to finish this zombie avatar then call it good as well

Hey i'm awake yey!

All that took ages to read but it was good nevertheless..

Boobies.

Is orange a good colour for a pacman ghost?

Just some junk I don't think is worthy to submit...
<-- submitted only because I think the pose came out well.


yeh.