Pink!

Aww.  Well at least you had the courage to take the AP Chem exam. :P

ensellitis
the
Pie-Eating Howler Monkey

Battle Rating : 5.0

VS

larwick
the
Kebab-Eating Howler Monkey

Battle Rating : 5.9

setzer
the
Poison-Eating Mini Monkey

Battle Rating : 0.4

See? I even suck at being a monkey in the daylight :(

Monkey 'o Doom the Sausage-Eating War Monkey Battle Rating : 7.2

vs

larwick the Kebab-Eating Howler Monkey Battle Rating : 5.9

PWND by the real monkey.

If you look into it, mad cow disease is one of the freakiest ailments ever. You get spongy scars on your brain. o.O

bobb the Banana-Eating Super Monkey Battle Rating : 7.9

vs

everybody the Garlic-Eating Sniper Monkey Battle Rating : 7.8

Everybody got pwned.

My Rant on these Middle aged artists on HGTV.

Primarily concerning the show "That's Cleaver"

     I must make it clear that i hate most folk on HGTV. Let us begin with the standard person on this crafts show my mom likes. First off they take junk and glue it together until if is a bigger ball of junk. Normally this would be good for disposal reasons, but their intention is clearly to keep it as a rare treasure. Another minor gripe i have is the loose usage of the work studio. Hell they say "welcome to my studio!" when really it's just some dump of a living/bed room that hasn't seen a vacuum for ages. Hell next thing i know the microwave area will be it's own food studio. I find these folk disgusting and filthy, lost in whimsy while their houses are dumps. Which brings me to the issue of personal hygiene, these women have hair like the bottom of a bird's nest, loose and stringy, probably has the same amount of fecal matter as a bird's nest too. Most can be found kissing their ugly dogs on the lips because a sane man would not marry a person that looks like they just rolled out of bed. I also think most of the crafts they make are simply hideous. They make lovely sock dolls with elongated squished heads and lovely homemade jewelry that is dark purple and red and has pieces of plastic/glass that weighs as much as a newborn baby. They wear earthen color cloths that are either frumpy or so tight you think they are hiding a small pig in each pant leg. Not only that but whenever they put a hole in something while doing art, the camera director must instruct them to look through it into the camera and grin like some retarded 3 year old.

I'm sorry If I've offended anyone but these folks really are annoying me. IN not dissing artists but I am calling for some serous makeovers/house cleanings. If you and your house is going to be on national TV you should clean yourself and your house. Quit trying to get points for having some po-dunk studio, novbody cares.

Thank you, Demon, for asking the question I was too afraid to ask.

Damn mysterious pool.

@Ensellitis: Fantastic. I read the description, and commented.  I am honored.

and I coined the "pool party" term, just because I said I did.  All those who argue will be smited.