Do you know what I think about this chat?

What's the Bible got to do with this?
What's the Bible got to do with anything?

JPEG LOL THEI ROCK

AHHHHHHHH COMIC SANS MS

comic sans + jpeg + saved by the bell + jalonso = 4 whoresman of apickleops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZIkDZHHzCc

What were the redneck's last words?
"Check this out."

Something like that, at least.

"Hey, if Dale Jr. can do it, I can do it."

if anyone can tell me what this is from he/she gets a wallpaper sized pixel:

wha-wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

ooo how exciting
iv noticed that i have been talked about on here several times and i barely even post here
:)

not to worry, i am not from THE Ukraine. i am from Ukraine.

mines alittle different leel: thought id share it too

You might be Ukrainian if...

You say this to start a fight:
*) "My Baba's pyrohy are better than your Baba's pyrohy"
*) "My Dance Ensemble is better than your Dance Ensemble"
(too true - haha, i can say iv used that one)
*) "You call that a cross stitch?"
*) "Only nerds play accordions!"

Food:
*) You can't imagine life without sour cream
*) You scoff at an American's mere 5 course Christmas Dinner
(good ol' 12 courser..)
*) Kovbasa is at every meal....
(i have yet to go without)
*) Vodka is a remedy for all sicknesses

Events:
1) 2-Bed Non-Smoking Hotel room translates to 10 people and a wet towel over a fire alarm
(theres been times with more than 10 - roadtripin /touring)
2) You can't find Nebraska on the map but you can describe 5 ways to get to Dauphin under every possible weather condition
(i was just in dauphin for the festival - awsome awsome time)

General Life:
*) Your history teacher cowers at your knowledge of Eastern European history.
(she even learnt abit that day..)
*) You hang your head in shame after finding out that Michael Bolton is half Ukrainian
*) If you've forgotten the name of the person you drunkenly hooked up with last night, never fear.. baba will know
*) Before you start dating someone you double check with your baba to make sure you're not related
*) If you've ever caught yourself "air accordion-ing" to your favourite Ukrainian Folk CD

Religion:
*) You've ever hit someone with a switch of pussywillow in a fit of religious fervour
*) You LOVE those surprise "I've come to bless the house" visits by the priest
*) You've confessed your sins to the priest you were drinking with the night before.

Physical Activities:
*) You're local folk dance instructor is revered as a god
(you really cant argue with him.. you just shrug it off and go with what he says)
*) You've spent 4 hours doing your hair/makeup/costume for a 5 minute dance
(hehe, i bug the girls for that. its priceless)
*) For exercise you know that aerobics has nothing on good polka
(when you spin on every beat of the music you are dead to the world after - adrenalin takes over from there)

Fighting words
"Oh, your family is from THE Ukraine, so you're Russian right?"
(hehehhe - need i say more)

Food
*You can incorporate fried onions into every meal.
(its how i tell its time to eat)
*You can't imagine life without sour cream.
*You claim, "Samohonka - its not just for breakfast anymore."

General
*"Chut'-chut'" and "Na smak" are acceptable standards of measurement.
*You've ever justified skipping classes so you can road trip to a zabava half way across North America.
(on several accounts actually. i couldnt imagine missing a good zabava for school)
*You've had to give up your shower rights to ice and beer in the tub when you make it late to a zabava.
(its the sink for us - not much washing hands or brushing teeth)
*Your tent for Labor Day weekend at Dauphin is bigger than your apartment/dorm room.
(tent city is the greatest - for those of you unaware - hundreds and hundreds of tents all setup sidebyside so everyone can go to the zabava and just stumble back to tents and pass out opposed to hotel or driving somewhere. i just crawl in with whomever, nevermind bringing my own tent)
*You think the power of the Internet is nothing compared to the power of the BBC (Baba Babi Skazala).
(its actually kinda scary. people back home already know who i was talking to and what i did before i even speak to them... your life becomes everyone elses - no such thing as privacy)
*You've seen the blank expression on an American's face after you've spent the last hour and a half trying to explain what a zabava is.
(i dont even bother anymore.. i just say food and alchohol on site, live bands sometimes 2, tons of dancing.. and basically leave it at that... hehe)

Religion
*Dizziness is a state of mind in the midst of incense and locked stained glass windows.

Physical Activities
*You make a fashion statement by wearing your vyshyvana sorochka (or other various Ukrainian clothing/costuming)to school one day.

yehh - so thought id share my variation of it. through in a few of my own comments

funny though to see people talk about me around here
:)

omfg ty

qwick which one should i use for my infected icon?


i concur with MoD and ensell also.
HBD BtG!

I say top left...!

1) top left.
2) middle bottom if ya dont like #1.

Those are the most recognizable (faces) at that size.

Happy birthday Brian! Now log on to Google Talk so I can give you your present >:0

Man, since my amazing start i believe my teamaking has gone downhill rapidly. IT TASTED LIKE BLEACH D= I don't think the mug was washed properly...

pure awesomeness indeed!

make sure its cold ;)

he only talks properly when he is drunk. trust me. i know.

COMRADE, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT I NEED KAPITALISTISATION