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Aleiav
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mwah.
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pixelblink
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Originally posted by Monkey 'o Doom say My consciousness been absorbed into a text-based RPG. send post
close internet
open zork
restore
sav5 Speaking of which... you can now play the original Zork online! |
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dragonrc
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Originally posted by Ensellitis
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Ensellitis
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ummm, that is such a pointless edit i cant even think of something smart ass to say
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Ensellitis
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Originally posted by jalonso I see you got an attitude while away :/ i am getting one tomorrow, they have a 2 for 1 sale at FÜCK OFF 'R US, my old attitude is starting to get worn out ![]() Edited by Ensellitis - 04 February 2007 at 2:17am |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Larwick
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Originally posted by Ensellitis
ummm, that is such a pointless edit i cant even think of something smart ass to say Well, someone got an attitude while i was away.
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Monkey 'o Doom
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@blink: I tried that version but it has it's share of bugs and missing features. The compass directions don't make sense in places (for example, you go west into a room and you have to go south to get back) and the enemies were taken out. The dam puzzle was simplified, too. And it's so much cooler to play it in a DOS console.
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Stitchy
Commander ![]() ![]() PJ Pioneer Joined: 09 June 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 405 |
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Originally posted by Larwick Bzzt hey Stitchay. :] You geet those wires sorted, what're you makin'? I'm really itchy. Your state rhymes with my name. C: AND NO I HAVENT GOT THEM SORTED YET. /sob sob sob We just DID one of these last week, dammit! We should be getting at least 2 weeks on these godforsaken things. ARGH. And we can't cut the wire this time. And my 3D art teacher is freaking nuts... crazy grader! CRAZY. /crydiesob |
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Blueberry_pie
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Ens, your new sig frightens me
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OMGFossil
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lmao death note
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OMGFossil
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
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riding my bike to school in 3 mins dudes
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Originally posted by Monkey 'o Doom
>say Yesindeed. What happened that ended up killing it off? >click mouse with finger I pulled the plug. Jalonso what lame ass excuse did I feed you again?
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Larwick
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Originally posted by OMGFossil
lmao death note ![]() LOL. I've read it all.
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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It's PalTalk singing night.
:)
I shall destroy with 70's rock.
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leel
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Member(s) online: Pixel_Outlaw, leel
Quick, Poopie! let's vandalize something before someone else comes!
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Pixel_Outlaw
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OK i broke some library pencils!
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Aleiav
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 08 April 2016 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2380 |
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Originally posted by OMGFossil
riding my bike to school in 3 mins dudes excersize! good for you! ![]() |
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OMGFossil
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back even though i actually came back many hours ago
christ it was that hot outside almost got heat stroke on the way back home |
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dragonrc
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hot?!?!
it freezing cold here
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Ensellitis
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i bought this at an estate sale...
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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dragonrc
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 05 May 2006 Location: Netherlands Online Status: Offline Posts: 294 |
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lol thats sick dude
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OMGFossil
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
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Originally posted by Ensellitis
king of this page
i bought this at an estate sale... ![]() also got this wallpaper for leel!!! Edited by OMGFossil - 05 February 2007 at 6:43am |
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OMGFossil
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Ensellitis
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TAKE THAT B!TCH!!!
maybe next time she will make my steak medium rare instead of well done... |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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leel
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Originally posted by OMGFossil
![]() I think you need to review your anatomy. See: Chapter 2.1 Women and Testes (or lack thereof).
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Ensellitis
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tell you what fossil, i will go kick a woman and video tape it for reference :P
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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OMGFossil
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Originally posted by leel
Originally posted by OMGFossil ![]() I think you need to review your anatomy. See: Chapter 2.1 Women and Testes (or lack thereof). so wait without testes its like some invincible part can i kick it all i want then Edited by OMGFossil - 05 February 2007 at 1:18pm |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Quote: Species description
The quote is an omnivorous creature that eats primarily text, though it is known to consume images and formatting elements in unfamiliar environments. Quotes vary widely in look and size but the phrase "You are what you eat" applies well to them. In some cases, domesticated quotes as in the above post have been known to eat entire posts if they are not fed properly. See Quotes: Care and Maintenance.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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I got do drive my dad's Truck to college today. It was fun but the truck is worth more than me.
Silverado > Dodge Dakota.
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Larwick
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Oh man, that animation makes me wince and i'm not even a girl. What's wrong with me.
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leel
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poopie you're priceless :)
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Originally posted by leel
poopie you're priceless :) Ahhhhh shucks.
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leel
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save the planet.
Drive a hybrid.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Originally posted by leel
save the planet. Drive a hybrid. When and IF we become a Type 1 Civilization, we won't need to worry about nature. Probably within the next 200 years.
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Aleiav
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Originally posted by Larwick
Oh man, that animation makes me wince and i'm not even a girl. What's wrong with me. I'm sure if you kicked hard enough it would hurt, just not enough by comparison. It'd make girls go "OooOOnnph." but not "Eeee!" *hits floor* |
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OMGFossil
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Originally posted by Larwick Oh man, that animation makes me wince and i'm not even a girl. What's wrong with me. ![]() any more wincing |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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I'm sure any person would react in some manner to a blow anywhere that hard. |
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Larwick
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You could probably cause internal hemoraging and sh*t if you kicked someone there hard enough. I'm pretty sure a girl would fall down and cry. I'm pretty sure anyone would.
Did you know some karate guys can knee people with the same power as being hit by a car at something like 35 mph? And some guy can punch someone with the same force as being hit by a sledge hammer. Lolls.
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Ensellitis
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did you know bruce lee could punch you from 3 feet away in 5 hundredths of a second and he could kick a 300lb heavy bag up to the ceiling? :P
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Did you know almost 100% of American boys thought they were a ninja at one time?
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Ensellitis
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i AM a ninja
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Larwick
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Damn, i'm British.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Originally posted by Larwick
Damn, i'm British. Please note that the previous statement was a door to door poll of over 3 houses in Montana. It cannot be use to predict the currnent number of 12 year old ninjas residing in England or any city-state or country.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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I couldn't do it. She was right in my line of fire an easy target. Hunched over with mangled leather like hands she pushed ber burden across the square. An elderly woman of about 60 years old. It was then then the pelting began. Shots of cold snow bludgeoned her whispy white hair. She winced with every blow but this was our way of sending the elderly and invalid off. It was time for the festival.
The elderly had been taken back to the Old House and we had a few hours left before Mr. Kligsnog visited. He came around at every festival to give gifts to the children and drink to the adults. Father had prepared his special burble berry tea it's stinging biting aftertaste kept the Forrest Babblesnatch away.
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MattMcFarland
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For centuries I waited |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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My special guest of the day is Matt I got him a special wristband pass. It's paper so don't tear it off or the pj carnies will boot you and take your cigs.
Hai Mattrick.
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Larwick
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 18 July 2024 Online Status: Offline Posts: 4015 |
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Omg thars two of them.
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MattMcFarland
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Matt don't you have a Dark RAw or something to be devving?
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MattMcFarland
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Hello to everyone from the U S of A (God bless this country) I would love to share with you our weather as of today, please do be enticed.
A quick-hitting snowstorm--a clipper system--will produce a swath of 4- to 6-inch snow across the lower Midwest this afternoon and evening. Cities such as Indianapolis and Cincinnati could pick up close to a half foot of fresh powder by sunset. The snow will move into West Virginia by evening where some locations can expect to be coated in 6 to 10 inches. The system will weaken crossing the mountains into Virginia and Maryland overnight, but Washington, D. C., and Baltimore could see an inch or two of fresh cover by sunrise. Elsewhere this afternoon, lake-effect snow off Lake Superior will continue to whip over the eastern U. P. of Michigan where another 4 inches could accumulate. Off Lake Erie, from Buffalo southward, look for a lake-effect band to produce another 6 to 9 inches. The biggest snow-maker, however, will be the seemingly ever-present band off the eastern end of Lake Ontario. In the core of the band, which is edging northward now, expect snowfall rates of 1 to 2 feet every 12 hours. Some locations could end up with 5 or 6 feet (storm total) by tomorrow night. |
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