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Solid Idea
Seaman ![]() ![]() Joined: 07 November 2005 Location: Brazil Online Status: Offline Posts: 5 |
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Hmm, plain old flood.
EDIT: By any means, not mine ![]() Edited by Solid Idea - 02 March 2007 at 10:28am |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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What the f**k, sausage? If you're going to quintuple post, at least give them some CONTENT. And if you'd done your research, you'd know how to tell when the forum would "give it to you NOW;" a page is 50 posts.
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sausage
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Sorry dude, just doing something to pass time while i think of what to do. Edited by sausage - 02 March 2007 at 10:41am |
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ceddo
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Bacon? :D
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Originally posted by ceddo
Bacon? :D What about it?
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Blueberry_pie
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Such a word should not be followed by a question mark. Bacon is a statement that none shall disagree with.
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Skull
Commander ![]() ![]() PJ Pioneer Joined: 03 August 2019 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1521 |
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Such as the infallible statement;
"Bacon." |
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Ensellitis
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
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Originally posted by sausage Sorry dude, just doing something to pass time while i think of what to do. find a better way to pass said time, this forum is not your time machine. |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Used in an English sentence: "May I bacon your dog madam?"
Used in a Native American English "Can I get bacon with my foodstamps?"
Used in Austrailian english "G'Day! Can I get some Bacon please?"
Used in Canadian Frenglish "Aboot how much would it cost for a baaag or maple bacon eh?"
NOW YOU KNOW.
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Aleiav
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 08 April 2016 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2380 |
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f**k bacon!
it's all about the cheeeeeeese. |
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Omegavolt
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 227 |
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Cheese and bacon make a good heart attack sandwich.
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Originally posted by Omegavolt
Cheese and bacon make a good heart attack sandwich. Funny you say that, Elvis liked to eat bacon and cheese sandwitches by the loaf. I heard he hollowed out the loaf the filled the inside with bacon and cheese.
![]() We have pirates, we have ninja but where, WHERE I say do we have Elvi?
Sure he was nothing more than some retard that didn't write his own music. Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 02 March 2007 at 10:58pm |
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jalonso
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw Used in an English sentence: "May I bacon your dog madam?" Used in a Native American English "Can I get bacon with my foodstamps?"
Used in Austrailian english "G'Day! Can I get some Bacon please?"
Used in Canadian Frenglish "Aboot how much would it cost for a baaag or maple bacon eh?"
Used in a cowboy from Montaner sentence: "My boots are made from the finest bacon" |
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Originally posted by jalonso Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw Used in an English sentence: "May I bacon your dog madam?" Used in a Native American English "Can I get bacon with my foodstamps?"
Used in Austrailian english "G'Day! Can I get some Bacon please?"
Used in Canadian Frenglish "Aboot how much would it cost for a baaag or maple bacon eh?"
Used in a cowboy from Montaner sentence: "My boots are made from the finest bacon" and the congregation said amen. Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 03 March 2007 at 8:28am |
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jalonso
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Used in a cowboy from Montaner sentence: "My cologne, its eau de bacon"
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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What do you wear you little Nancy? Granola with berries or perhaps eau de patchuli? |
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orbofwisdom
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![]() YE SHALL HAVE NONE OTHER BEFORE ME |
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jalonso
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw What do you wear you little Nancy? for you I wear nothing ![]() |
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PixelSnader
Commander ![]() ![]() Not a troll! Joined: 05 June 2014 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3194 |
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screw bacon. unless its bacon and egg.
and even then: guinness
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Skull
Commander ![]() ![]() PJ Pioneer Joined: 03 August 2019 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1521 |
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But Guinness is a beverage, which puts it in a whole other category.
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dragonrc
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I never eat bacon....only cheese. Cheese+tomato+sandwich>oven=best combination ever
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orbofwisdom
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![]() Can't we all just get along? |
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dragonrc
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You just made me hungry
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Monkey 'o Doom
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
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"Omelette buddies forever."
But where's Mr. Ham?
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orbofwisdom
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Breakfast Pals (secondary characters) includes:
- Pancake Pal - Waffle Buddy (also known as John Kerry amirite) - Ham Chum - Simpson OJ - Dr. Milk, PhD - Nurse Cereal - Ms. Syrup - Ol' Man Toast - Lil' Butter - Chris Sant ...and the Breakfast Rejects, a rowdy gang of microwavables from the other side of the supermarket that likes to cause trouble. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Animals are natural and replenishable resources for my consumption.
I'm celebrating nature by eating it's denizens. MWUHAHAHA!
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leel
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>=[
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Lawrence
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Here's my video of the Eclipse. Sorry it's such poor quality, I tried putting the camera into a binocular lens but then I couldn't aim it at the moon! When it was totally eclipsed I stopped filming because the moon went dark brown/red and the camera couldn't pick it up. Plus, I saw a shooting-star
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Setzer
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Originally posted by orbofwisdom ![]() Can't we all just get along? holy f**k thats awesome. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Well boys and girls it would appear that my 3d sphere function has payed off.....
Hardest function of my life no contest.
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Aleiav
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 08 April 2016 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2380 |
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Impressive.
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OMGFossil
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
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what
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no siggy
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Skull
Commander ![]() ![]() PJ Pioneer Joined: 03 August 2019 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1521 |
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Coolio Sphere
Coolio Eclipse Coolio Breakfast Pals! |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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I"M wrtinginging essays for the loose. Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 04 March 2007 at 3:39pm |
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OMGFossil
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GOOD NEWS GUYS I JUST TAKEN A sh*tLOAD OF COUGH DROPS AND I FEEL HIGH
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no siggy
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OMGFossil
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AAAND IM GOING TO SCHOOL NOW
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no siggy
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Aleiav
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w00t.
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Aleiav
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I have to do laundry today so all I have left to wear are my naughty knickers. LOL.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Omegavolt
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 227 |
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![]() That can't be healthy. How does he blow his nose? With a bedsheet?
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Ensellitis
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
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i cant wait till he's 70 and all those holes sag like a mother f**ker
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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OMGFossil
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw jesus gently caress christ![]() |
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no siggy
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Pixel_Outlaw
Commander ![]() ![]() Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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But he's an individual!
How expressive and free spirited he is.
Look at how he's beating the conformist system encouraged by society!
My point?
There is nothing wrong with conforming with society if you feel their values coincide with your own. Being an individual solely the sake of looking like a freak is pointless. Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 04 March 2007 at 7:41pm |
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leel
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lol freak :D
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Pixel_Outlaw
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The inside of his nose looks like raw meat membranes....
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Dra_chan
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WTF! Imagine if he has a runny nose, gross!
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Pixel_Outlaw
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A better view of hiw nazel innerworkings...
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alkaline
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omg
what the gently caress |
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Lawrence
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Goodness, doesn't he know that the natural shape of the nose (like all body parts) serves a practical purpose? Thousands of years of efficient evolution gave him the perfect smelling/breathing device, and all he can do in return is this? I'm sure he'll get and infection or illness at some point because inhaled germs which would have otherwise been caught in mucus/hairs will go straight into his lungs!
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Pixel_Outlaw
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The gross thing is that you can see the opnenings of the human skull. I guess the girls for this guy are ahem, *slim Pickins*. |
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