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ZeroFive1
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   Posted: 27 April 2007 at 6:17pm |
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw I wish I had an Xbox TO POOP ON. =O Rather unsanitary. |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Posted: 27 April 2007 at 6:30pm |
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Oh? I doubt it. You wouldn't believe what they do to make sure those consoles are safe to eat.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 27 April 2007 at 7:00pm |
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Originally posted by Monkey 'o Doom
Oh? I doubt it. You wouldn't believe what they do to make sure those consoles are safe to eat. Indeed. The SexCocks Freelicksty is the BEST VIDER GAME SISTEM EVER! Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 27 April 2007 at 7:00pm |
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ZeroFive1
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Posted: 27 April 2007 at 7:14pm |
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I meant the poop.
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PixelSnader
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Posted: 27 April 2007 at 11:30pm |
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anyone here know how to calculate the surface area between a sine or a cosine and the x axis?
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 12:59am |
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no... but maybe dancing cat can help
  
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OMGFossil
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 1:15am |
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Originally posted by snader anyone here know how to calculate the surface area between a sine or a cosine and the x axis? trigonometry is a massive pain in the ass isnt it Edited by OMGFossil - 28 April 2007 at 1:15am |
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Art_Sempai
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 3:00am |
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The next generation of CG generated paper craft is beyond belief.
This is Hardcore Paper Modeling!!  |
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OMGFossil
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 3:14am |
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Originally posted by Art_Sempai that is AWESOMEThe next generation of CG generated paper craft is beyond belief. This is Hardcore Paper Modeling!! |
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PixelSnader
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 4:07am |
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trigonometry? i haev no idea. dont know all the subcategories. i just call it *maths*
but yes it was a pain. so i went creative and devised my own way of calculating it
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Brian the Great
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 4:25am |
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having all next-gen consoles is like having sex with three chicks at the same time
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OMGFossil
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 5:55am |
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god i feel so wasted
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Blueberry_pie
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 6:23am |
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Originally posted by Brian the Great *current gennext-gen consoles |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 9:23am |
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Originally posted by Blueberry_pie Originally posted by Brian the Great next-gen consoles
*current gen Vintage. Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 28 April 2007 at 9:23am |
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dragonrc
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Posted: 28 April 2007 at 10:36am |
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I don't even have one next-gen console
 Spend all my money on my new pc, but it was worth it
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OMGFossil
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 2:16am |
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mtv australia awards just started atm and some death metal band did a cover of milkshake lmao
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OMGFossil
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 3:07am |
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oh my god the stage and everything is awesome
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 9:48am |
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Oh of course! A bunch or potheads screaming random guttural phrases punctuated by brief moments of sporadic drumming is really great.
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Dra_chan
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 11:51am |
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Originally posted by snader anyone here know how to calculate the surface area between a sine or a cosine and the x axis? You should have asked me in msn. I haven't touched math in more than five years but I have a HUGE trigonometry book |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 12:04pm |
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Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitaetenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengessellschaft
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Art_Sempai
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 12:32pm |
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Here's some more Insane Paper Craft!
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OMGFossil
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 2:48pm |
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A life changing situation: (ORIGINAL CONTENT, TRUE EVENTS)
Dear /b/: I fell deeply in love with my sister. I have been a boarderline /b/tard for a long time, laughed and cried with the best and worst of you, often disturbed, but more often amused and enjoyed. Right now I am in a life changing situation and I hope you can all provide honest and helpful opinions to help me. It may seem like asking for advise on /b/ is not a brilliant idea, but if this is posted anywhere else, the very unaccepting and unforgiving internet society would eat me alive in shame. My bloodsister, Cassandra, has been my best friend since I can ever remember. Ever since we are lolis we sharing every experience together, the memories of us rolling down the green hills and causing trouble in our neighbourhood will always be burnt in my mind. We are such good friends that we tell eachother EVERYTHING, including our personal and sexual behavoirs. She knows I fap to /b/, she thinks it's gross but doesn't mind, and I know that she is like me, to this day, a virgin. It could be the fact that I am very protective of her, and often disencourage the boys chasing after her. Or it would be that we are ALWAYS mistaken for a romantic couple. Ever since she was 10, I started having these strange thoughs about her. back then the only form of sexual activity I remember seeing is girls gone wild on tv, and I was very turned on about it. However I remember the first time I watched that, I am absolutely convinced that Cassandra is more beautiful then any of them. We would often watch GGW late at night in our living room and laugh our asses off while she flashes me with her perky little breats. I remember I got my first boner not from GGW on tv, but from her. I also remember the time when she wore these tiny little bikinies to the camp, I started to discover that touching my penis feels good but I never knew why. All I knew is I had her beautiful image in my mind while I "peed". Yeah, self taught masturbation ftw As we approached our teenage years, it became evident that Cassandra became the most beautiful girl in school. Her breasts became perky and round, juggling lustfully whenever she walk down the stairs. Her waist was deliciously proportioned with her round hips and the slender, tender thighs below them. And I'm not biased, since my friends constantly bugs me to get a date with her, but I always told them off. After a while they started teasing me about "liking" her, but I choose the best way to avoid more teasing, I ignored them and they went away. Every PE class I alone with many boys would stare blankly at her beautiful figure while everyone tried to conceal their boner. She also had the most perfect and cheerful face you will ever see. To top it off she's the nicest and funniest girl you will ever meet, she is a star on the soccer team, and is 10 times more popular then me at school. The internet came around when we were 16, living in a small town in a boarding school, the boys were more than thrilled when they discovred porn. It gave us alot of education and of course, I found out, that lusting after your sister is VERY VERY WRONG, and if I ever confessed my feelings for my blood sister, I would be shunned forever. However until this day, I have never liked another girl...I tried, but none of them can even compare to my sister. Last year around Janurary we moved to Chicago, she went to a public HS there while I attended university. We rented a 2 two apartment to live together. (yeah, my parents are clueless). My lust for her grew increasingly strong as we often encounter eachother in sexual situations. The bathroom, the shower, not to mention she LOVES to walk around the apartment with very little on. (see picture). I tried my best to bury my feelings while the guilt and lust were killing me. I think she noticed a little bit but never reacted to my increasingly common stares and peaks. I often tell her to come to my college to show her off as a fake girlfriend to increase my credentials. She is still my very best friend and the most important person in the world. So then I discovered /b/. At first I tried to stay away from all the disturbing images but I grew increasinly tolerent before I became addicted to the website. I found, most importantly, INCEST HENTAI! Brothers and sisters discovering eachother's bodies while overcoming the guilt was just the hottest thing ever. Not to mention it started to relieve me of my guilt since, well, raep is like saying hello in Japan, and incest is like saying thank you. (yeah lame joke) incest hentai immediately became my favorite fapping material, I hide all the porn in a pass protected folder and only faps while she's not around. Luckily I fap alot so I only rarely gets the urge to raep her. I still have the first incest manga I've discovered, locked away in a special folder and a special place in my heart Well then I took the course of Evolution, it is then I learned the truth about incest. People have been misinformed by centuries!! THE ONLY THING WRONG ABOUT INCEST IS THE OFFSPRING WILL BE MORE SUSPECTABLE TO GENETIC DISEASES. BACK THEN WHEN THERE WAS NO BIRTH CONTROL, PRETTY MUCH ANY KIND OF SEX IS TABOO, BECAUSE PEOPLE DID NOT WANT TO TAKE CARE OF EXTRA BABIES. THUS IF YOU USE BIRTH CONTROL AND DOES NOT GET PREGGO, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!! yep this is what we learn in Evolution, this theory makes perfect sense and both my biology and philosophy professor agree. Needless to say I felt like a great dark cloud has been lifted above my shoulders, food tasted better, air smelled fresher, and I was much happier that I am not a hopeless perv. So then the goal of my life has became to convince Cassandra to think likewise. What I fear the most is that she will be very turned off by even the slightest suggestion and hate me for the rest of my life for being a pervert. She would of course discover that I am a creep which has been lusting over her for all these years. If we lose our friendship , there's no modivation for me to even live on. So dear /b/rothers and /s/isters, how should I proceed to make her believe incest is morally acceptable and still be my friend? I want to be her prom date that would make me the luckiest guy in the spinning blue globe we call earth Halp!! Edited by OMGFossil - 29 April 2007 at 2:48pm |
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OMGFossil
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 2:49pm |
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lmao
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 3:12pm |
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Move to Alabama.
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alkaline
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 3:22pm |
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raep her of course duh i think that solves it
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ZeroFive1
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 4:10pm |
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Originally posted by Art_Sempai Here's some more Insane Paper Craft! These people have no lives. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 5:25pm |
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These papercrafts could be easily turned into low poly 3D models....or perhaps they are created this way. Paper is such a fragile material I would be worried to accidental crush one. I can only tell horror stories of my 30 piece origami polyhedra.... |
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Art_Sempai
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 6:40pm |
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw These papercrafts could be easily turned into low poly 3D models....or perhaps they are created this way. Paper is such a fragile material I would be worried to accidental crush one. I can only tell horror stories of my 30 piece origami polyhedra.... Most of these are made with the Pepakura Designer. http://www.tamasoft.co.jp/pepakura-en/ I would use cardstock for this kind of paper craft.   |
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 6:48pm |
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why dont you just make a new thread for these...
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 7:40pm |
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I wanna see a vic viper or silverhawk dammit.
On that note, my shmup ps1 collection is now complete for the US released games. Eat that bitchez! Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 29 April 2007 at 8:19pm |
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Dra_chan
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 10:50pm |
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Everyone! Use this avatar, quicly!
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Skull
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 11:18pm |
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RAWRR!!
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 29 April 2007 at 11:40pm |
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that was already posted... seriously, make a new thread for paper models if you guys are going to post anymore...
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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OMGFossil
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 3:26am |
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just shouting out to "f**k_pixeljoint" have a happy 30th birthday
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Brian the Great
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 4:34am |
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Originally posted by Dra_chan LOL
Everyone! Use this avatar, quicly!
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jalonso
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 6:25am |
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Sempai, got a link for those?
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Blueberry_pie
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 9:27am |
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Originally posted by Art_Sempai Knowing Japan there's probably even a little papercraft camel toe under that skirt :0 |
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Stitchy
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 12:22pm |
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I'm not even going to say anything about the soft breasts on some of the female figurines from Japan.
Oh, wait, I just did. |
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Metaru
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 2:26pm |
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Originally posted by OMGFossil
Originally posted by Art_Sempai that is AWESOMEThe next generation of CG generated paper craft is beyond belief. This is Hardcore Paper Modeling!! no, that's a lot of free time.
On that note, my shmup ps1 collection is now complete for the US released games. Eat that bitchez!
Post the list NOW Edited by Metaru - 30 April 2007 at 2:28pm |
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I ate leel's babies
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Di0xygen
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 2:29pm |
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Soft breast figurines Thats hot, i want one.. Now
being able to grope eva from evangelion every day of the week is priceless |
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c==3
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 4:06pm |
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There was a news post about that a good while ago.
Avatar CHANGE!
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RPG is numberwang. |
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alkaline
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 5:27pm |
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is that a jiggly gelatin nose?
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 6:24pm |
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ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT.
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RPG is numberwang. |
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leel
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 7:19pm |
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I did it.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 7:21pm |
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Oh I'm 3 years from being a "kid" oh knowes NOT eligible!
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 11:18pm |
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Celebrating my 100th post with an image...
cause I am pixeljoint's invisible cheeseburger!! Word to all the non-chatters (and the chatters too). |
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 30 April 2007 at 11:26pm |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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OMGFossil
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Originally posted by Ensellitis i never knew you were a cat ens |
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OMGFossil
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forgot to say on the amvas a few days back 30 seconds to mars won the biggest award: the video of the year award
instead of silverchair out of all the screwups america made there is nothing NOTHING that will make up for every emo band that came out of there |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Tomoko Fuse is my favorite Origami artist.
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