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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:43pm

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Quote Acherhar Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:44pm
Lol @ Waldo finds you and mouse traps you :p
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Quote A.B. Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:47pm
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:48pm
Go back to that page and fix the steak one. It has an extra exclamation point, and leaving it there wouldn't be uncyclopedian.

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Quote Acherhar Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:50pm
In Soviet Russia, LOL laughs at YOU!!
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Quote A.B. Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:52pm

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris... well, he still kicks your ass.

~ Russian Reversal on Chuck Norris
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:52pm
What the hell. In the time it took the page to load and me to type that, three people posted. D:

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Quote A.B. Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:53pm
i pwnd u lawl hi, its bob teh genric noob! lol wtf
leik roflmao, lolololol dis article is vry funy. leik avrybdy, STFU N00b!, roflmao lol wtf lollerskates, now im off 2 do sum pwnage lol, lk wtf u d1rty h4xor i'm 1447!!, leik this things totly awsome. i wud nomin8 it 4 vfh bt dey sed im not allwd 2 any mor i know theyr soe gay yknow. i pwnz u i am teh engry now!
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Quote Acherhar Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:54pm
In Soviet Russia, page loads YOU!!
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:56pm
Ensell, by any chance you wouldn't happen to have a little site called "loltheist" bookmarked, would you? Because I remember seeing that one before.
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Quote A.B. Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:57pm
In Soviet Russia, blind peoples sees YOU!!
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:00pm
ok, enough of those stupid soviet jokes.  make a new thread for them if you want to post them.  they lose all humor after a few
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Quote PixelSnader Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:23pm
in soviet russia. humor loses you.

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Quote Acherhar Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:24pm
That comment was inevitable. Did anyone else lose connection?
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Quote Hapiel Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:37pm
Boom chkelacalaca boom chke boom chke boom chkelacalaca boom chke boom chke
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 2:02pm
soviet jokes are only funny when i make them
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 2:12pm
p.o

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Quote Hatch Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 2:13pm
Holy cow, Ensellitis hit 10,000 a mere 2 posts ago.
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 2:56pm


how does pj like my tooth infection?
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 3:18pm
Facial scruffs lol.
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 4:50pm
did you reallize that your face is pillowshaded ens?
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Quote soda Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 6:33pm
Jesus Christ, Ens. I think I saw a picture of you on myspace or something, and you looked fine, but OUCH, geez, that sucks.

Maybe you could dither the forehead?
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:11pm
it spread to my chest now...  god my life sucks
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Quote Acherhar Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:13pm
Crap man, you've seen a doctor right?
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:17pm
went to the er.  they gave me a shot.  and until i can get $300, i cant go see a doctor...  no insurance...
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Quote Acherhar Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:21pm
Oh man that sucks, get well soon dude.
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:27pm
Originally posted by Ensellitis

it spread to my chest now...  god my life sucks


What spread? How is a tooth infection connected to the chest?

And hope you get that money so you can get better soon.
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:28pm
a tooth infection is still an infection, and they can spread anywhere they please
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:35pm
That is a very creepy thought.
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 8:11pm
omg, that looks so painfull...yet so Photshop funny.
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 8:19pm
i can assure you, its not shopped.
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 8:41pm
I know that 9.9

*if it makes you feel any better I'm dolling atm.
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Quote Dra_chan Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 9:35pm
Aaah I want to see the wip. I hope your dollie has a pet included!
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 01 January 2008 at 9:44pm
its in this weeks challenge.
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Quote Hapiel Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 2:23am
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Holy cow, Ensellitis hit 10,000 a mere 2 posts ago.

actually, when I was searching for top number of posts a few days ago, I saw that ens had exactly 10000.. but I did not know if he allways had so much, so I tough it allways looks like ens had 10000 points, whatever the number was he posted :p.. but it seems it wasnt
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 6:47am
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Quote A.B. Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 7:04am
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 7:11am
ADAMATOMIC'S stuff is awesome, and i cant even come up with a descent self-portrait, I feel like crap. :P


SEE?? I LOST IT!

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I'm running in the desert,
running in to the sun,
running out of blood
and I'm going numb.
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 7:33am
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
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Quote BlackDragon Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:06am
I love how you can make up crap on the spot Ens
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:17am
the best post of 2008 on day 2 of the year.

*why go on living now*
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Quote BlackDragon Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:21am
Jal is going Punky!
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:39am
a photo of jalonso i found on his myspace


and i didnt make that up on the spot, it is part of my huge collection of lovely stories...


Edited by Ensellitis - 02 January 2008 at 8:39am
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Quote A.B. Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:49am
His eyes scares me.
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Quote BlackDragon Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:59am
Ens its still awesome lol
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Quote Reo Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 9:13am
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 9:34am
Originally posted by Ensellitis

a photo of jalonso i found on his myspace
 
*hideous picture*

and i didnt make that up on the spot, it is part of my huge collection of lovely stories...
 
It would be amusing to see that thing dancing and hopping then get destroyed with a shotgun.
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Quote jalonso Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 10:20am
ensy, will you tell us another story (hands under chin emote)
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 10:25am
*gets the popcorn*
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2008 at 10:32am
It was a nice day today so I went for a walk outside. As I was walking, I heard somebody crying out in pain so I went to investigate, when I turned the corner I saw a kid that had fallen off his bike and he was grabbing his leg and crying. There was this guy already there and he told me that he was a doctor and he thought this kid had a broken leg. I could tell this guy was lying because he didn't have any white coat, I don't like liars so I pushed him out of the way. My training in medical school showed me that I had to get the kid's leg straight again, so I started pounding his knee to get the bone straight again. Thats when the guy that claimed to be a "doctor" called me a moron and pushed me out of the way. Well that did it. I got up, took my shades off, looked him straight in the eye and said " open wide doc" and then I gave him a swift kick to the mouth. I then grabbed him and said "time to make a house call " and then I threw him through a window of a near by house. The kid stopped crying then, I guess my pounding earlier worked. I told the kid not to thank me but I did need 20 dollars for my time. He only had 14 so I took his bike as well. I feel pretty good about fixing the kid's leg.
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