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Metaru
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:22am |
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Originally posted by skamocore Dear Monkey 'o Doom, it appears that you have attempted to divide by zero. Yours sincerely, Skamocore. Originally posted by Metaru One more joke based on Maths ![]() and Dogmeat dies. I've warned you before. |
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greenraven
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:25am |
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You copy/pasted silly simian of oblivion. ![]() |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:26am |
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Man, no. I've been screwing around with javascript and it exploded into the typingbox.
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greenraven
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:27am |
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Oh, well, it's all good.
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Monkey 'o Doom
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:46am |
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DAMN BIG TEXT
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skamocore
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 12:06pm |
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Originally posted by Metaru Originally posted by skamocore Dear Monkey 'o Doom, it appears that you have attempted to divide by zero. Yours sincerely, Skamocore. Originally posted by Metaru One more joke based on Maths ![]() and Dogmeat dies. I've warned you before. :O Tarro + Gun = 1 Dead Doggie |
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Skull
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 12:33pm |
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Originally posted by Metaru Originally posted by Metaru One more joke based on Maths ![]() and Dogmeat dies. I've warned you before. Is that how you spice it up with your girlfriend? |
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Reo
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 1:04pm |
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Yo mama!
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surt
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Originally posted by Monkey 'o Doom DAMN BIG TEXT Now I just feel emasculated. Just because you were blessed with a big typeface doesn't mean you should go about flaunting it like that. Edited by surt - 26 May 2008 at 1:44pm |
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Brian the Great
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 3:19pm |
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im so lonely :(
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greenraven
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 3:55pm |
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Originally posted by Metaru Originally posted by Metaru One more joke based on Maths ![]() and Dogmeat dies. I've warned you before. ![]() Do your worst. ![]() Originally posted by Brian the Great im so lonely :( I envy you at this moment. Because I've got people who just won't seem to leave me alone right now. ![]() |
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leel
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 3:58pm |
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Brian come to the pool!
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Pixel_Outlaw
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I have not taken a shower for 3 days and have not shaved in a week. I was camping. I've just taken a shower and shaved. I present myserf clean now.Being away from my computer has been a refreshing hell. Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 26 May 2008 at 7:31pm |
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Larwick
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 8:11pm |
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bagsy second from left.
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Saboteur
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I'm pretty sure that's helm, lar.
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"I was minding my own business and walking across a pebbled path, and a Duck started giving me the business."
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Metaru
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 8:54pm |
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Originally posted by Skull Is that how you spice it up with your girlfriend? ![]() excuse me? Edited by Metaru - 26 May 2008 at 8:54pm |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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![]() Posted: 26 May 2008 at 9:50pm |
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Man those girls look greasy and or and fat. Boooo!
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Metaru
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 12:12am |
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I bet you that the 4th girl from left to right is the hot-est of them all.
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Skull
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The third has a reaaaaallly high wasit line.
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Peach
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 3:52am |
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Originally posted by Skull The third has a reaaaaallly high wasit line. it's an optical effect: you can clearly see that the other three have their trousers pulled down a little bit. Moreover the one you say seems to have longer legs. This could mean that phisically she could be more "well done" than the other three (who instead try to "appear", showing a bit of their butt). |
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Brian the Great
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 5:26am |
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Originally posted by greenraven i just have people like that on the internet
I've got people who just won't seem to leave me alone right now. ![]() |
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greenraven
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 5:37am |
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Thing is about the internet is that you can simply push a little button and never see them again. I only wish I have a magical button for annoying people in real life.
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Larwick
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 7:20am |
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Greenraven, tis called a fist or mace or a coldwater pistol.
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Metaru
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 8:31am |
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use the whip of indiference BD
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greenraven
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 8:39am |
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Hmm... I do like the mace and whip ideas.... maybe I should give'em a try. I just hope the local S&M convention isn't in town, or I could accidentally be mistaken for one of them.
And Met (check your profile) how DID you end up getting an award for making tacos? |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 9:38am |
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@Lar: Why are cold water pistols so effective? Doctor Who provides good anecdotal evidence, but I want an explanation.
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BlackDragon
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:18am |
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Met got that award for helping spanish speakers get accustomed to the rules and stuff. Mainly Taquito.
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greenraven
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:37am |
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Oh... I... I... knew that... >_> ...I was... um... just checking. XD
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BlackDragon
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:42am |
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Its ok, I didn't know either. I had to PM him.
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Larwick
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 11:12am |
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Originally posted by Monkey 'o Doom @Lar: Why are cold water pistols so effective? Doctor Who provides good anecdotal evidence, but I want an explanation. Cus cold water is more noticeable by the body than luke-warm water and hot water could cause harm or ruin your water pistol. Being squirted by small amounts of cold water again and again does end up being very annoying and has a high chance of deterring people, at least for a fair amount of time. Although there's the danger of the enemy getting to the point of not caring how wet or cold they are as long as they can destroy you. |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 11:39am |
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Ah. I thought it might have had something to do with how many of your acquaintances were made of molten rock and metal.
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Brian the Great
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 11:48am |
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i find cracking your knuckles and/or other joints of your body works quite well too in the area of repelling others
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Brian the Great
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crck
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Kfuchoin
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may the pixels be with you..
~Kfuchoin eMo looking for people for an RPG info: http://www.pixeljoint.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4903 |
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Aleiav
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 2:47pm |
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw I have not taken a shower for 3 days and have not shaved in a week. I was camping. I've just taken a shower and shaved. I present myserf clean now.Being away from my computer has been a refreshing hell. Big whoop! I haven't shaved in almost a year! But then again I don't really grow body hair. :P |
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Larwick
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 3:27pm |
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I'm actually maybe possibly perhaps starting to get proper beard growth now. Perchance.
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greenraven
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![]() Posted: 27 May 2008 at 3:47pm |
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Beard? Pssh, this is much cooler... I think.
![]() ![]() Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw I have not taken a shower for 3 days and have not shaved in a week. I was camping. I've just taken a shower and shaved. I present myserf clean now.Being away from my computer has been a refreshing hell. Camping is fun. Only down side of camping for me is a lack of a toilet, everything else is fine and dandy. Edited by greenraven - 27 May 2008 at 3:48pm |
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Metaru
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Originally posted by greenraven Hmm... I do like the mace and whip ideas.... maybe I should give'em a try. I just hope the local S&M convention isn't in town, or I could accidentally be mistaken for one of them. And Met (check your profile) how DID you end up getting an award for making tacos? Wait, Am I being stalked? ![]() |
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leel
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Fine and dandy you say?! Fine and dandy?
But... the BUGS!! (no offense jal) |
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Metaru
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Thats the idea, the challenge, the emotion, the passion, the sacrifice. leave all your conforts and pleasures to breath fresh air, unplug your brain from electricity and battle agaisnt nature for your sandwich.
You haven't lived enought if you haven't had to fight agaisnt a swarm of flies for your food. |
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greenraven
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The bugs aren't so bad, it's the grizzly bears, and wolves, and poisonous snakes, and spiders, and scorpions that you gotta watch out for. >_<
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Originally posted by Larwick
I'm actually maybe possibly perhaps starting to get proper beard growth now. Perchance. They key is to shave with a razor not with an electric shaver. Unfounded claims say that letting the hair grow long then shaving will increase thickness over time.
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Brian the Great
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you should have mentioned this earlier i have been using an electric shaver for months
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Pixel_Outlaw
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It has been proven that irritating the fingernails causes them to grow faster. Some think the same could be said of facial hair a razor its usually a bit more rough than an electric shaver. |
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The B.O.B.
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I always thought a colder climate would cause the body hair on a human being to grow much more faster than a fellow in normal climate, to sustain warmth and all. However, this theory is proven wrong so many times by a shat' load of beardless Eskimos, and Blick-alikes. Then again, maybe Eskimo facial hair receded through evolution, due to frequent Eskimo kisses.
*totally throws out theory that Eskimos were once apart of tribes in North America, that migrated further north...* |
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Metaru
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that would be true, if clothing wasn't invented back in the origins of mankind. since then, huamns doesn't need 'fur' to protect themselves from weather.
but still our hair has a practical prupose. protective purposes mainly. |
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leel
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It gets pretty hot here, why do I still have to shave my legs every other day?
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The B.O.B.
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Because Ukrainian practices in early 16th century, led men to believe that women with hairier legs were sexier, and more of an ideal mate. You're just a bi-product of good, furry, Ukrainian genetics, Leel-dawg.
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leel
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Yeah, women don't generally shave their legs in ukraine.. Maybe they do now, but not when I was still there. And someone ukrainian just mentioned that a few weeks ago too, so i think only the american wannabes do it now...
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Metaru
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw It has been proven that irritating the fingernails causes them to grow faster. Some think the same could be said of facial hair a razor its usually a bit more rough than an electric shaver. My theory: ![]() its all about how the hair is cut off. |
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