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orbofwisdom
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Joined: 15 December 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 299 |
![]() Posted: 09 March 2007 at 3:05pm |
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You're silly OMGFossil.
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Souly
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Joined: 13 December 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2451 |
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New avatar.
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
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Vampiric.
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
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Werewolfic.
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Souly
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Joined: 13 December 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2451 |
![]() Posted: 09 March 2007 at 6:00pm |
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Originally posted by Monkey 'o Doom Vampiric. Those are piercings. |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
![]() Posted: 09 March 2007 at 6:02pm |
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Nonetheless, it screams vampire. The little rings look like metallic fangs in your mugs too, as long as your mouth is closed.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 09 March 2007 at 6:15pm |
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I would be one of the white fur traders not using all parts of the buffalo.
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OMGFossil
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Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
![]() Posted: 09 March 2007 at 7:13pm |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 10 March 2007 at 12:04am |
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I <3 OpenGL.
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Aleiav
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Joined: 08 April 2016 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2380 |
![]() Posted: 10 March 2007 at 1:36am |
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bitches love me 'cause they know that I can ROCK.
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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OMGFossil
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Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
![]() Posted: 10 March 2007 at 7:32am |
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Originally posted by Ensellitis
dumbass YOU ONLY NEEDED ONE SWORD |
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Skull
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PJ Pioneer Joined: 03 August 2019 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1521 |
![]() Posted: 10 March 2007 at 8:25am |
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What a waste.
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leel
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Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
![]() Posted: 10 March 2007 at 1:04pm |
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nice sig ens ^___^
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 10 March 2007 at 8:17pm |
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A great ring was rotating about the z axis in the sky,
My heart sank at the mention of becoming a lofted cone.
It was here that the sphere fell from her former complexity
Only to be approximated in a world of defined quantifiable verticies.
Up and up my pinions bore me
the clouds growing less and less complex.
With a burst the stratosphere was torn.
Transparent triangles fell their faces shattered like glass.
PloP PLOp-the stellated solids made waste
They were but binary code within the machine.
A wondrous Asian stole my candy bar.
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
![]() Posted: 10 March 2007 at 9:00pm |
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Originally posted by OMGFossil Originally posted by Ensellitis
dumbass YOU ONLY NEEDED ONE SWORD MY MURDEROUS RAGE CANNOT BE CONTAINED WITHIN ONE SWORD!!! |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Ensellitis
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
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Mother Goose in a meat grinder FTW.
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OMGFossil
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Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
![]() Posted: 11 March 2007 at 2:30pm |
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ensellitis that fukken sig
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no siggy
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
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nice, huh? :p
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Larwick
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Joined: 18 July 2024 Online Status: Offline Posts: 4015 |
![]() Posted: 11 March 2007 at 7:39pm |
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My goat, that sig...
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leel
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Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
![]() Posted: 11 March 2007 at 8:36pm |
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click it larrick. you know you want to.
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OMGFossil
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Blueberry_pie
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Joined: 24 July 2015 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2176 |
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Boo. I wanted to post a kickass celebratory pixel for my 1000th post, but I can't be arsed and it's been so long since I last posted.
yay 1000 Yeah, this will have to do. |
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OMGFossil
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Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
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1 post late blueberry
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OMGFossil
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200th page will be mine
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OMGFossil
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yes
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OMGFossil
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OMGFossil
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will
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OMGFossil
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OMGFossil
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![]() Posted: 12 March 2007 at 4:46am |
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oh wait 20 more posts ):
im going to bed |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 12 March 2007 at 10:37am |
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This is lunacy. The standard for counting pages has changed. Since the standard was set prior to the pages containing more posts, logic would dictate that we abide by the former system of counting pages. This new conversion has made many former posts meaningless.
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Omegavolt
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Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 227 |
![]() Posted: 12 March 2007 at 10:57am |
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Originally posted by OMGFossil
200th page will be mine I think the 10,000th reply would be the better goal.
*plots secretly*
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Larwick
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![]() Posted: 12 March 2007 at 2:04pm |
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Bump.
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OMGFossil
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Joined: 03 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 948 |
![]() Posted: 12 March 2007 at 4:48pm |
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw poop
This is lunacy. The standard for counting pages has changed. Since the standard was set prior to the pages containing more posts, logic would dictate that we abide by the former system of counting pages. This new conversion has made many former posts meaningless. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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![]() Posted: 12 March 2007 at 7:26pm |
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Originally posted by OMGFossil
Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw poopThis is lunacy. The standard for counting pages has changed. Since the standard was set prior to the pages containing more posts, logic would dictate that we abide by the former system of counting pages. This new conversion has made many former posts meaningless. I believe that "tripe" is the word you are searching for.
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
![]() Posted: 12 March 2007 at 7:59pm |
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tit
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 13 March 2007 at 11:42am |
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P_O-regarding these stay at home do it yourself artists.
OK your middle aged and have no husband. Why anyone would want to look at you is beyond me. HGTV has offered to star you in one of their artsy fartsy shows. Make sure your hair is matted and you stink in general. Show a pet or kid (if anyone has been forced to reproduce with you). Great now lets start breaking things like fine china and mirrors! OK now stare at the camera through the glass like a retard or 4 year old. Hell now THAT's good TV.
OK now start cutting bits of hideously colored yarn and tape to make the fringes of your decorative trash art. Before hand be sure to pick out some form hiding hippy outfit also, loose any makeup that might conceal your filthy oily face. Go for 2 pound earings (that you have made yourself). Look like Aunt Thelma? GOOD! Now you are void of any sightly dress and you stink like the dog-your only friend. Ready for the HGTV Big Leages?
We are ready to start using bloated language and grossly over stated words. First lets mention your Deity the Kiln let us all dance nude around this great spirit of our craftswomanship. Hell, say the word about 3 times a minute for best effect. Make sure you call saudering welding and demonstrate how "Women are just as rugged as men" by showing how well you play with your dinky sauder gun.
Refer to saudering as welding at least 20 times a minute and continue to use the word kiln just as much. Now lets discuss your studio. Really it;'s just a a backroom or garage you haven't CLEANED for the past 5 years. Of course having a studio makes you official, so you had better fake it. You filthy truffle hunting pig. Now put your blocks of chipped glass with the sauder "welds" into the Almighty KILN. (Our Deity and word we cannot say enough!)
OK now that the glass has melted into a nonfunctional and unsightly mess, peek through it into the camera once again to demonstrate that indeed, one may see through it. Congratulations you have just had your 15 minutes of fame-you lazy Clydesdale of a wench.
You have just spent a whole day making garbage, you could have been making something of yourself. Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 13 March 2007 at 12:01pm |
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Setzer
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Joined: 18 December 2016 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 780 |
![]() Posted: 13 March 2007 at 12:13pm |
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw I <3 OpenGL. java ftw. ![]() wut |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 13 March 2007 at 12:22pm |
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Humf your picture detracts from my rant.
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leel
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![]() Posted: 14 March 2007 at 2:40am |
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I'll be gone for a few days.
Later. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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![]() Posted: 14 March 2007 at 8:09am |
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The infection in my body has chosen my right eye as its point of release. My tearduct weeps eye snot.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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In response to my previous statement, I'm reminded of the Beatles' song "I am the Eggman". The line "...Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.." seems to share a similar concept. However I doubt that there will be any "krackalacka fishwives" or "pornographic priestesses" in the near future. Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 14 March 2007 at 8:54am |
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Skull
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ceddo
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Congratz :)
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Hi flopy fish! |
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ceddo
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Hey poopy starfighter jet :)
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OMGFossil
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OMGFossil
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OMGFossil
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ready to claim the 200th page in the name of australia bitches
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