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Ensellitis
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   Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:43pm |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Acherhar
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:44pm |
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Lol @ Waldo finds you and mouse traps you :p
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A.B.
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Joined: 16 September 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 79 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:47pm |
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In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:48pm |
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Go back to that page and fix the steak one. It has an extra exclamation point, and leaving it there wouldn't be uncyclopedian.
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RPG is numberwang. |
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Acherhar
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Joined: 13 September 2021 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:50pm |
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In Soviet Russia, LOL laughs at YOU!!
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A.B.
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:52pm |
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Mah sig.
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:52pm |
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What the hell. In the time it took the page to load and me to type that, three people posted. D:
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RPG is numberwang. |
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A.B.
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Joined: 16 September 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 79 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:53pm |
 i pwnd u lawl hi, its bob teh genric noob! lol wtf leik roflmao, lolololol dis article is vry funy. leik avrybdy, STFU N00b!, roflmao lol wtf lollerskates, now im off 2 do sum pwnage lol, lk wtf u d1rty h4xor i'm 1447!!, leik this things totly awsome. i wud nomin8 it 4 vfh bt dey sed im not allwd 2 any mor i know theyr soe gay yknow. i pwnz u i am teh engry now! Retrieved from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/N00b
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Mah sig.
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Acherhar
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:54pm |
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In Soviet Russia, page loads YOU!!
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greenraven
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:56pm |
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Ensell, by any chance you wouldn't happen to have a little site called "loltheist" bookmarked, would you? Because I remember seeing that one before.
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 "pwnage comes with patience, practice and planning." ~ Jalonso 
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A.B.
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Joined: 16 September 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 79 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 12:57pm |
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In Soviet Russia, blind peoples sees YOU!!
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Mah sig.
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:00pm |
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ok, enough of those stupid soviet jokes. make a new thread for them if you want to post them. they lose all humor after a few
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PixelSnader
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Not a troll! Joined: 05 June 2014 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3194 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:23pm |
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in soviet russia. humor loses you.
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Acherhar
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Joined: 13 September 2021 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:24pm |
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That comment was inevitable. Did anyone else lose connection?
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Hapiel
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:37pm |
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Boom chkelacalaca boom chke boom chke boom chkelacalaca boom chke boom chke
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Brian the Great
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 2:02pm |
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soviet jokes are only funny when i make them
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leel
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 2:12pm |
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p.o
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Hatch
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 2:13pm |
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Holy cow, Ensellitis hit 10,000 a mere 2 posts ago.
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 2:56pm |
 how does pj like my tooth infection? |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 3:18pm |
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Facial scruffs lol.
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Metaru
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 4:50pm |
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did you reallize that your face is pillowshaded ens?
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I ate leel's babies
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soda
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 6:33pm |
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Jesus Christ, Ens. I think I saw a picture of you on myspace or something, and you looked fine, but OUCH, geez, that sucks.
Maybe you could dither the forehead? |
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:11pm |
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it spread to my chest now... god my life sucks
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Acherhar
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Joined: 13 September 2021 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 179 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:13pm |
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Crap man, you've seen a doctor right?
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:17pm |
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went to the er. they gave me a shot. and until i can get $300, i cant go see a doctor... no insurance...
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Acherhar
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:21pm |
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Oh man that sucks, get well soon dude.
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greenraven
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:27pm |
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Originally posted by Ensellitis it spread to my chest now... god my life sucks What spread? How is a tooth infection connected to the chest? And hope you get that money so you can get better soon.  |
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"pwnage comes with patience, practice and planning." ~ Jalonso
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:28pm |
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a tooth infection is still an infection, and they can spread anywhere they please
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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greenraven
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 7:35pm |
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That is a very creepy thought.
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"pwnage comes with patience, practice and planning." ~ Jalonso
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jalonso
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Joined: 29 November 2022 Online Status: Offline Posts: 13537 |
Posted: 01 January 2008 at 8:11pm |
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omg, that looks so painfull...yet so Photshop funny.
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 8:19pm |
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i can assure you, its not shopped.
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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jalonso
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 8:41pm |
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I know that 9.9
*if it makes you feel any better I'm dolling atm. |
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Dra_chan
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 9:35pm |
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Aaah I want to see the wip. I hope your dollie has a pet included!
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jalonso
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Posted: 01 January 2008 at 9:44pm |
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its in this weeks challenge.
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Hapiel
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 2:23am |
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Originally posted by Hatch Holy cow, Ensellitis hit 10,000 a mere 2 posts ago. actually, when I was searching for top number of posts a few days ago, I saw that ens had exactly 10000.. but I did not know if he allways had so much, so I tough it allways looks like ens had 10000 points, whatever the number was he posted :p.. but it seems it wasnt congrats  |
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 6:47am |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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A.B.
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 7:04am |
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Mah sig.
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tuaarita
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 7:11am |
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ADAMATOMIC'S stuff is awesome, and i cant even come up with a descent self-portrait, I feel like crap. :P
SEE?? I LOST IT! xD Edited by Leroy - 02 January 2008 at 7:21am |
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I'm running in the desert,
running in to the sun, running out of blood and I'm going numb. |
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 7:33am |
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to
continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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BlackDragon
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:06am |
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I love how you can make up crap on the spot Ens
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"A little pain never hurt anyone." - Blueberry_Pie
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jalonso
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:17am |
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the best post of 2008 on day 2 of the year.
*why go on living now* |
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BlackDragon
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:21am |
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Jal is going Punky!
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"A little pain never hurt anyone." - Blueberry_Pie
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:39am |
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a photo of jalonso i found on his myspace
 and i didnt make that up on the spot, it is part of my huge collection of lovely stories... Edited by Ensellitis - 02 January 2008 at 8:39am |
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A.B.
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:49am |
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His eyes scares me.
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BlackDragon
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 8:59am |
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Ens its still awesome lol
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"A little pain never hurt anyone." - Blueberry_Pie
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Reo
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 9:13am |
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Brownnoser.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 9:34am |
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Originally posted by Ensellitis a photo of jalonso i found on his myspace *hideous picture* and i didnt make that up on the spot, it is part of my huge collection of lovely stories... It would be amusing to see that thing dancing and hopping then get destroyed with a shotgun.
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jalonso
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 10:20am |
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ensy, will you tell us another story (hands under chin emote)
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leel
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 10:25am |
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*gets the popcorn*
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Ensellitis
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Posted: 02 January 2008 at 10:32am |
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It was a nice day today so I went for a walk outside. As I was walking,
I heard somebody crying out in pain so I went to investigate, when I
turned the corner I saw a kid that had fallen off his bike and he was
grabbing his leg and crying. There was this guy already there and he
told me that he was a doctor and he thought this kid had a broken leg.
I could tell this guy was lying because he didn't have any white coat,
I don't like liars so I pushed him out of the way. My training in
medical school showed me that I had to get the kid's leg straight
again, so I started pounding his knee to get the bone straight again.
Thats when the guy that claimed to be a "doctor" called me a moron and
pushed me out of the way. Well that did it. I got up, took my shades
off, looked him straight in the eye and said " open wide doc" and then
I gave him a swift kick to the mouth. I then grabbed him and said "time
to make a house call " and then I threw him through a window of a near
by house. The kid stopped crying then, I guess my pounding earlier
worked. I told the kid not to thank me but I did need 20 dollars for my
time. He only had 14 so I took his bike as well. I feel pretty good
about fixing the kid's leg.
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