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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:22am
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Dear Monkey 'o Doom, it appears that you have attempted to divide by zero.

Yours sincerely, Skamocore.

Originally posted by Metaru

One more joke based on Maths

and Dogmeat dies.

I've warned you before.
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:25am
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I do not know how I did that.

I'm writing an HTML renderer.
I've clearly lost my mind.
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You copy/pasted silly simian of oblivion.
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:26am
Man, no. I've been screwing around with javascript and it exploded into the typingbox.

RPG is numberwang.
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:27am
Oh, well, it's all good. 
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 11:46am
DAMN BIG TEXT

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Quote skamocore Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 12:06pm
Originally posted by Metaru

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Dear Monkey 'o Doom, it appears that you have attempted to divide by zero.

Yours sincerely, Skamocore.

Originally posted by Metaru

One more joke based on Maths

and Dogmeat dies.

I've warned you before.


:O

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Quote Skull Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 12:33pm
Originally posted by Metaru

Originally posted by Metaru

One more joke based on Maths

and Dogmeat dies.

I've warned you before.

Is that how you spice it up with your girlfriend?
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Quote Reo Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 1:04pm
Yo mama!

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Quote surt Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 1:44pm
Originally posted by Monkey 'o Doom

DAMN BIG TEXT

Now I just feel emasculated.
Just because you were blessed with a big typeface doesn't mean you should go about flaunting it like that.


Edited by surt - 26 May 2008 at 1:44pm
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 3:19pm
im so lonely :(
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 3:55pm
Originally posted by Metaru


Originally posted by Metaru

One more joke based on Maths

and Dogmeat dies.

I've warned you before.





Do your worst.

Originally posted by Brian the Great

im so lonely :(


I envy you at this moment. Because I've got people who just won't seem to leave me alone right now.
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 3:58pm
Brian come to the pool!
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 7:29pm

I have not taken a shower for 3 days and have not shaved in a week. I was camping.

I've just taken a shower and shaved. I present myserf clean now.
 
Being away from my computer has been a refreshing hell.


Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 26 May 2008 at 7:31pm
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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 8:11pm
bagsy second from left.
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Quote Saboteur Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 8:17pm
I'm pretty sure that's helm, lar.
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 8:54pm
Originally posted by Skull


Is that how you spice it up with your girlfriend?


excuse me?


Edited by Metaru - 26 May 2008 at 8:54pm
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2008 at 9:50pm
Man those girls look greasy and or and fat. Boooo!

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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 12:12am
I bet you that the 4th girl from left to right is the hot-est of them all.
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Quote Skull Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 3:07am
The third has a reaaaaallly high wasit line.    
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Quote Peach Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 3:52am
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The third has a reaaaaallly high wasit line.    


it's an optical effect: you can clearly see that the other three have their trousers pulled down a little bit. Moreover the one you say seems to have longer legs. This could mean that phisically she could be more "well done" than the other three (who instead try to "appear", showing a bit of their butt).

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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 5:26am
Originally posted by greenraven

I've got people who just won't seem to leave me alone right now.
i just have people like that on the internet
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 5:37am
Thing is about the internet is that you can simply push a little button and never see them again. I only wish I have a magical button for annoying people in real life.
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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 7:20am
Greenraven, tis called a fist or mace or a coldwater pistol.
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 8:31am
use the whip of indiference BD
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 8:39am
Hmm... I do like the mace and whip ideas.... maybe I should give'em a try. I just hope the local S&M convention isn't in town, or I could accidentally be mistaken for one of them.

And Met (check your profile) how DID you end up getting an award for making tacos?
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 9:38am
@Lar: Why are cold water pistols so effective? Doctor Who provides good anecdotal evidence, but I want an explanation.

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Quote BlackDragon Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:18am
Met got that award for helping spanish speakers get accustomed to the rules and stuff. Mainly Taquito.
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:37am
Oh... I... I... knew that... >_> ...I was... um... just checking. XD
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Quote BlackDragon Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:42am
Its ok, I didn't know either. I had to PM him.
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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 11:12am
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@Lar: Why are cold water pistols so effective? Doctor Who provides good anecdotal evidence, but I want an explanation.


Cus cold water is more noticeable by the body than luke-warm water and hot water could cause harm or ruin your water pistol. Being squirted by small amounts of cold water again and again does end up being very annoying and has a high chance of deterring people, at least for a fair amount of time. Although there's the danger of the enemy getting to the point of not caring how wet or cold they are as long as they can destroy you.
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 11:39am
Ah. I thought it might have had something to do with how many of your acquaintances were made of molten rock and metal.

RPG is numberwang.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 11:48am
i find cracking your knuckles and/or other joints of your body works quite well too in the area of repelling others
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 11:50am
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Quote Kfuchoin Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 12:42pm


Edited by Kfuchoin - 27 May 2008 at 12:43pm
may the pixels be with you..
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looking for people for an RPG info: http://www.pixeljoint.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4903
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Quote Aleiav Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 2:47pm
Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw

I have not taken a shower for 3 days and have not shaved in a week. I was camping.

I've just taken a shower and shaved. I present myserf clean now.
 
Being away from my computer has been a refreshing hell.


Big whoop! I haven't shaved in almost a year!

But then again I don't really grow body hair. :P
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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 3:27pm
I'm actually maybe possibly perhaps starting to get proper beard growth now. Perchance.
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 3:47pm
Beard? Pssh, this is much cooler... I think.



Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw

I have not taken a shower for 3 days and have not shaved in a week. I was camping.

I've just taken a shower and shaved. I present myserf clean now.
 
Being away from my computer has been a refreshing hell.


Camping is fun. Only down side of camping for me is a lack of a toilet, everything else is fine and dandy.


Edited by greenraven - 27 May 2008 at 3:48pm
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 5:49pm
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Hmm... I do like the mace and whip ideas.... maybe I should give'em a try. I just hope the local S&M convention isn't in town, or I could accidentally be mistaken for one of them.

And Met (check your profile) how DID you end up getting an award for making tacos?

Wait, Am I being stalked?

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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 6:44pm
Fine and dandy you say?!  Fine and dandy?

But... the BUGS!! 


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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 6:57pm
Thats the idea, the challenge, the emotion, the passion, the sacrifice. leave  all your conforts  and pleasures to breath fresh air, unplug your brain from electricity and battle agaisnt nature for your sandwich.

You haven't lived enought if you haven't had to fight agaisnt a swarm of flies for your food.
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 7:05pm
The bugs aren't so bad, it's the grizzly bears, and wolves, and poisonous snakes, and spiders, and scorpions that you gotta watch out for. >_<
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 8:22pm
Originally posted by Larwick

I'm actually maybe possibly perhaps starting to get proper beard growth now. Perchance.
 
They key is to shave with a razor not with an electric shaver. Unfounded claims say that letting the hair grow long then shaving will increase thickness over time.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 8:30pm
you should have mentioned this earlier i have been using an electric shaver for months
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 8:58pm

It has been proven that irritating the fingernails causes them to grow faster. Some think the same could be said of facial hair a razor its usually a bit more rough than an electric shaver.

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Quote The B.O.B. Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 9:57pm
I always thought a colder climate would cause the body hair on a human being to grow much more faster than a fellow in normal climate, to sustain warmth and all. However, this theory is proven wrong so many times by a shat' load of beardless Eskimos, and Blick-alikes. Then again, maybe Eskimo facial hair receded through evolution, due to frequent Eskimo kisses.

*totally throws out theory that Eskimos were once apart of tribes in North America, that migrated further north...*
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:14pm
that would be true, if clothing wasn't invented back in the origins of mankind. since then, huamns doesn't need 'fur' to protect themselves from weather.

but still our hair has a practical prupose. protective purposes mainly.
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:16pm
It gets pretty hot here, why do I still have to shave my legs every other day?

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Quote The B.O.B. Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:22pm
Because Ukrainian practices in early 16th century, led men to believe that women with hairier legs were sexier, and more of an ideal mate. You're just a bi-product of good, furry, Ukrainian genetics, Leel-dawg.
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:25pm
Yeah, women don't generally shave their legs in ukraine..  Maybe they do now, but not when I was still there.   And someone ukrainian just mentioned that a few weeks ago too, so i think only the american wannabes do it now...


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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2008 at 10:33pm
Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw

It has been proven that irritating the fingernails causes them to grow faster. Some think the same could be said of facial hair a razor its usually a bit more rough than an electric shaver.


My theory:

its all about how the hair is cut off.
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