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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 24 July 2008 at 11:59am
Thank god it's over.  Never doing another contest like that again!  >_< 

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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 24 July 2008 at 4:06pm

Whoring is stressful, wut?

Also. Raise your hand loudly if a pool party next Friday at 2 AM GMT would not work for you and you want to be there.

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Quote BlackDragon Replybullet Posted: 24 July 2008 at 8:27pm
HOLY sh*t TWO WEEKS TILL HIGH SCHOOL

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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 24 July 2008 at 9:11pm
Aw, I'm sorry.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 25 July 2008 at 1:37am
Originally posted by Monkey 'o Doom

Also. Raise your hand loudly if a pool party next Friday at 2 AM GMT would not work for you and you want to be there.
quoting for attention
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2008 at 12:10pm
I'm back from vacation. Loves yous all peeps. :D
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2008 at 12:13pm
you were away? jk hi
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2008 at 1:44pm
Another off-topic thread? Preposterous. We must out-off-topic it.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2008 at 1:49pm
banana thread is best thread
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2008 at 2:15pm
offishial thred winz cuz iz offishial
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2008 at 10:10pm
Windows Vista is complete horse sh*t.
 
I don't know of any other OS that can bring a computer with 1.5 gig RAM to its knees. Also as an added novelty it will eventually corrupt internal files leading to a forced reinstalation. But the fun does not stop there! Thanks to its 5 or so security programs you can be sure that you won't be running any non-Microsoft (and some Microsoft programs like Live Chat) until you spend about 2 hours finding and deleting security "features".
 
Vista is an unstable half-assed OS that should have never been released. It is all masked by a few glossy windows and buttons (which I have reverted back to a Windows 98 looking theme).
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 27 July 2008 at 12:17am
you should write a letter to the manager.
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 27 July 2008 at 1:21am


I feel I made a difference. It feels nice. :]
I shall remember this feeling as long as I do.


Edited by Leroy - 27 July 2008 at 1:21am
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 27 July 2008 at 8:17am
P_O, "horse sh*t"? You're being too forgiving.

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Quote Art_Sempai Replybullet Posted: 27 July 2008 at 12:20pm
Poem-spell of Decay:
"By what creeps, what crawls, by what does not,
Let all that grows recede and rot."
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Quote Aleiav Replybullet Posted: 27 July 2008 at 6:15pm
It's shark week! :D

Oh and of course Vista is sh*t. :P Windows isn't so hot itself. [/bias].


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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 27 July 2008 at 11:06pm
I finally got photoshop and illustrator on my laptop! Hurrah!
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 4:23am
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 4:25am
I got Jet Set Radio Future. It's cool but the cops no longer go hop hop hop hop when they run :(
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 8:15am
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Quote Club Beuker Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 8:32am
Did you know that dust consist of nothing more than... dust?
Without me, it's just aweso
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Quote eyeball Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 8:36am
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Windows Vista is complete horse sh*t.
 
I don't know of any other OS that can bring a computer with 1.5 gig RAM to its knees. Also as an added novelty it will eventually corrupt internal files leading to a forced reinstalation. But the fun does not stop there! Thanks to its 5 or so security programs you can be sure that you won't be running any non-Microsoft (and some Microsoft programs like Live Chat) until you spend about 2 hours finding and deleting security "features".
 
Vista is an unstable half-assed OS that should have never been released. It is all masked by a few glossy windows and buttons (which I have reverted back to a Windows 98 looking theme).
 
Yeah Vista sucks donkey's bawls XD
If got 8 Gigs of ram and x2 Core 2 Quad (x4 2.5 GHz) And i still use XP. Windows Longhorn was a beta of Vista.
 
Edit: I know that's a monster rig but I need high performance to have advantege in such games like first person shooters. With such power I get 600 Frames per Second (!!!11!yeah!1!!!) on games like CounterStrike.


Edited by eyeball - 28 July 2008 at 8:41am
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 9:19am
lol computers! omg xD
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Quote eyeball Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 9:51am
***trying to copycat Ted, the noob side of Ensellitis***
 
0/\/\G  C|-|3C|<  0U+  \/\/|-|@+  |  D|D  @|_|_   |3Y  /\/\Y$3|_F
 
 
|F  Y0U  |_||<3  /\/\Y  G|R@FF3  +|-|3N  P/\/\  /\/\3!!!!!11!!!1
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 10:02am
Originally posted by eyeball

If got 8 Gigs of ram and x2 Core 2 Quad (x4 2.5 GHz) And i still use XP.


I assume thats 64-bit XP, 32-bit only recognizes 3gb memory. Take 4 gigs off of that and reset the CMOS to get lower CAS latencies for games. 8gigs is a waste of money.

Originally posted by eyeball

Edit: I know that's a monster rig but I need high performance to have advantege in such games like first person shooters. With such power I get 600 Frames per Second (!!!11!yeah!1!!!) on games like CounterStrike.

Also you might want to cap that framerate to 150-200 or so, I doubt the framerate keeps steady at 600, but jumps higher and higher. Also naked eye can't really see more than 60-80 frames per second.

fps_max 200



I prefer XP over Vista too.


Edited by Leroy - 28 July 2008 at 10:17am
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 10:06am
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8 Gigs of ram

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Quote eyeball Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 12:38pm
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Originally posted by eyeball

8 Gigs of ram

lol
 
You wont understand much, but my PC is similar to this one:
It's not as good but it's still quite impressive.
 
PS I have sponsors so I get what I want. Im a professional Gamer.


Edited by eyeball - 28 July 2008 at 12:39pm
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 12:40pm
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 12:44pm
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PS I have sponsors so I get what I want. Im a professional Gamer.
oh wow, haven't laughed so hard in a long time
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Quote eyeball Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 12:44pm
Originally posted by OMGZZZA!11! THEY KILLED KENNY

waving my e - VAGINA
 
O'Rlly?
 
 
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 1:19pm
Eyeball, what you don't realize is that your monitor's refresh rate is a nonnegotiable cap on your "ubar framespersex." With a 60hz refresh rate (there are practically no monitors with >75hz refresh rate, and 60 is standard), you cannot see more than sixty frames per second.
 
You think you can do these things, Nemo, but YOU JUST CAN'T!

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Quote eyeball Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 1:32pm
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Eyeball, what you don't realize is that your monitor's refresh rate is a nonnegotiable cap on your "ubar framespersex." With a 60hz refresh rate (there are practically no monitors with >75hz refresh rate, and 60 is standard), you cannot see more than sixty frames per second.
 
You think you can do these things, Nemo, but YOU JUST CAN'T!
 
I just care that it's not warping.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 2:04pm
who are you again and what are you doing in my topic
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 2:50pm
Don't you hate it when your framerate gets so low your screen warps?
Near 3-4 fps, CRT screens will crack because glass is brittle. 
 
oh wait 

Once, I was playing counterstrike on a computer from the nineties. It was so slow the powers that be warped it to another dimension where such atrocities are permitted to exist.
 
oh wait
 
Uberhax: When fps gets low enough, you can type "james bond killed my father" to teleport on top of buildings for sniping. It's considered cheap by some, so they try not to warp.
 
oh wait
 
As the screen refreshed, line by painstaking line, I felt a change in the air around me. A great wind swept piles of clutter off my computer desk and scattered papers across the already-messy floor. It subsided almost as quickly as it had come, my ears popping as they adjusted to the low pressure of the frigid air that remained. My vision began to go dark, but before I fell into asphyxia, I looked to the window. The stars were stretched into lines of light, and my house and I were millions of miles from home.
 
oh wait
 
See above, but warp along the axis of time instead of a spatial one. The '50s were a lot more fun for those born into the era.
 
oh wait


Edited by Monkey 'o Doom - 28 July 2008 at 5:00pm

RPG is numberwang.
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 7:36pm

Don't make me creat a Cat object that prints *meow* to the screen.

 

Yes

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Quote Aleiav Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 7:38pm
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 7:40pm
You do not have the proper function to print *meow* also you need a constructor and destructor.
 
You would confuse the compiler.
 
I'm taking up C++ ..... again. This will be time 7 or 10. I can understand this stuff, I just keep putting it off. MoD you little simian how did you find time to learn?
 
ALSO I had 4 teeth drilled n filled today at the dentist.
 
I'm celebrating with a diet coke right now.


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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 8:01pm
I took out a book or three from my friendly local library.
 
Also, have you time for some programmatication-chattery?

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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2008 at 8:52pm
I need to install Chatzilla again. Then maybehaps.
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Quote Blueberry_pie Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 2:38am
eyeball, have you ever considered turning down all of the graphical settings to the minimum in your games? Think of the incredible advantage you'd have with... 1500 fps!!!!!!
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Quote 0xDB Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 3:01am
Meh, I ordered Pro Motion two days ago and still haven't received my download ticket.

*/me is growing more and more impatient*
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Quote eyeball Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 4:59am
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eyeball, have you ever considered turning down all of the graphical settings to the minimum in your games? Think of the incredible advantage you'd have with... 1500 fps!!!!!!
 
OMGGZXZAzAZQ!! I WUD C NO DIFRNCe OAGASG!sgdAJ!
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 5:50am
I got a new mp3-player so I could get that name out of my head.

"Mona Mona Mona Mona"


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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 8:02am
Originally posted by Leroy

I dont believe you're 19 eyeball. o.O Please don't answer to this comment.
maybe he's mentally challenged
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 8:22am
Why are you quoting here? You're doin it rong.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 8:43am
because i don't want to off-topic in the music wank thread
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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 9:24am
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Quote Reo Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 1:40pm
Oh aint flight of the conchords da best Leroy?
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Quote E-Bomb Replybullet Posted: 29 July 2008 at 1:51pm
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I got a new mp3-player so I could get that name out of my head.

"Mona Mona Mona Mona"




Thanks for making me tip my computer sideways to see what it said.
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