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tuaarita
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Joined: 04 December 2015 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1049 |
![]() Posted: 23 August 2008 at 12:27pm |
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I just gave someone my Red Alert 3 beta serial I didn't need.
I am Jesus. |
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I'm running in the desert,
running in to the sun, running out of blood and I'm going numb. |
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
![]() Posted: 23 August 2008 at 12:35pm |
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no, sadly i didnt. i should have though :(
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Metaru
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Joined: 03 February 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3305 |
![]() Posted: 23 August 2008 at 2:08pm |
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you should fire yourself for not defing the laws of physics to support your customer ens.
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I ate leel's babies
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Reo
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Joined: 07 April 2021 Online Status: Offline Posts: 679 |
![]() Posted: 23 August 2008 at 2:58pm |
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Yeah,the custumer is always right.
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 23 August 2008 at 3:30pm |
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Hey guys, it smells like dinosaurs in here again.
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Brian the Great
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RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
![]() Posted: 24 August 2008 at 11:23am |
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which reminds me, is someone spawning fossil sometime soon?
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leel
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Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
![]() Posted: 24 August 2008 at 11:32am |
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Yeah seriously, if he doesn't keep his promise, I don't see why I should.
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
![]() Posted: 24 August 2008 at 12:26pm |
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luckily at my store, if the customer isnt right, i am able to tell them this
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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The B.O.B.
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Joined: 07 April 2021 Online Status: Offline Posts: 461 |
![]() Posted: 24 August 2008 at 8:22pm |
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At my job, I have take the customers yelling at me, and mostly do things at their will, cause we raise their expectations too high, making them believe our product is God's greatest creation. Do not be surprised if you hear on the local news about an office worker in Dallas, Texas going ape-sh*t on someone. Whoops! Said a bad word
*tosses coin in curse-word jar, and sits in corner...sadly* |
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pixelblink
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Joined: 19 February 2023 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2865 |
![]() Posted: 24 August 2008 at 11:09pm |
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Originally posted by Ensellitis actual phone conversation today
idiot lady: i bought a game from your store, and it doesnt work...
ens: go ahead and bring it back in and i will replace it
idiot lady: but i live like 30 minutes away...
ens: well, ma'am, for me to replace it or give you a refund, you do have to bring it and the reciept into the store...
idiot lady: we cant do this over the phone?
ens: um, no... i cant exchange a game if you dont bring it in. and i cant give you a refund unless i see an actual reciept...
idiot lady: what? are you f**king kidding me?!
ens: no ma'am, that is called physics. you cant act upon something if it isnt there to act upon
idiot lady: let me talk to your manager!!!
ens: ok.......... this is the manager, how can i help you?
idiot lady: i am never coming into your store again
ens: i would like to thank you for that ma'am.
*dial tone*
i love my job did I not already read this on another website? I fairly certain I have... either way, it's funny and it's also amazing how stupid these people are. |
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
![]() Posted: 25 August 2008 at 8:04am |
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no you didnt, because this is the only site i have said anything about it on
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Metaru
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Joined: 03 February 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3305 |
![]() Posted: 25 August 2008 at 1:26pm |
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Ens's customer support is now a standard for companies around the internet.
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I ate leel's babies
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Larwick
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Joined: 18 July 2024 Online Status: Offline Posts: 4015 |
![]() Posted: 25 August 2008 at 2:21pm |
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Originally posted by The B.O.B. *tosses coin in curse-word jar, and sits in corner...sadly* Yeah that's right. Now go make me a sandwich. I'm a customer you know. ![]() |
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Brian the Great
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RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
![]() Posted: 25 August 2008 at 5:05pm |
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funny you should say that, i just crossed a vacancy for a sandwich store while job hunting
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
![]() Posted: 25 August 2008 at 5:58pm |
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Ha, I missed the word 'job' the first time around and I had to do a double-take. |
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Brian the Great
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RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
![]() Posted: 26 August 2008 at 8:25am |
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that would have made an awesome scene
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Metaru
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Joined: 03 February 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3305 |
![]() Posted: 26 August 2008 at 10:15am |
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I ate leel's babies
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Brian the Great
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RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
![]() Posted: 26 August 2008 at 10:24am |
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god damn the box said this thing would be blue
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Larwick
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Joined: 18 July 2024 Online Status: Offline Posts: 4015 |
![]() Posted: 26 August 2008 at 2:15pm |
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Ah i see, by blue they meant green. Crafty.
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leel
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Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
![]() Posted: 26 August 2008 at 2:35pm |
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TEAL
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Brian the Great
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RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
![]() Posted: 26 August 2008 at 2:37pm |
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oh shit i guess now everyone knows i have a camera
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Ensellitis
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Joined: 19 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 10099 |
![]() Posted: 26 August 2008 at 7:29pm |
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omgitissoyhitpypittaib!!!!!!!!!!
(oh my god, i think i see some of your hair in that photo you posted in this thread and its brown!) |
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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leel
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Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
![]() Posted: 26 August 2008 at 9:00pm |
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I've seen Brian. Moving even.
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Metaru
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Joined: 03 February 2020 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3305 |
![]() Posted: 27 August 2008 at 1:46am |
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your camera needs more vanity, imo.
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I ate leel's babies
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tuaarita
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Joined: 04 December 2015 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1049 |
![]() Posted: 27 August 2008 at 11:14am |
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Thats 100 kilopixel more than in my camera. *jealous*
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I'm running in the desert,
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
![]() Posted: 27 August 2008 at 12:44pm |
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Come on. 100px² is big enough for anything you could need.
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Brian the Great
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RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
![]() Posted: 27 August 2008 at 2:28pm |
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Originally posted by Ensellitis man that bit of hair is so god damn out of context in that photo
(oh my god, i think i see some of your hair in that photo you posted in this thread and its brown!) |
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Brian the Great
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RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
![]() Posted: 27 August 2008 at 2:36pm |
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Originally posted by leel yeah well i've seen larwick in his underwear. multiple times.
I've seen Brian. Moving even. |
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
![]() Posted: 27 August 2008 at 4:28pm |
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pix pls
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Larwick
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Joined: 18 July 2024 Online Status: Offline Posts: 4015 |
![]() Posted: 27 August 2008 at 5:12pm |
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yo
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Metaru
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![]() Posted: 27 August 2008 at 11:56pm |
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Originally posted by Leroy Thats 100 kilopixel more than in my camera. *jealous* i sense someone needs to compensate? you fool no one leroy. |
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I ate leel's babies
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tuaarita
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Joined: 04 December 2015 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1049 |
![]() Posted: 28 August 2008 at 6:39am |
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what is this black box I just got?
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/tuaarita/P7150005.jpg It was very cheap. I no hassa life Edited by Leroy - 28 August 2008 at 6:39am |
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I'm running in the desert,
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 28 August 2008 at 10:37am |
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Now buy all of the shmups for it and ps1.
Then we'll talk.
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Monkey 'o Doom
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Joined: 24 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2994 |
![]() Posted: 28 August 2008 at 12:33pm |
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That's a bomb! Quick, get rid of it!
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greenraven
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Joined: 08 September 2016 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2598 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 9:39am |
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I've got things semi-sorta working. I can visit this place again on a more or less daily basis. Huzzah!
Looks like I've missed out on quite a lot in my absence. Oh well. Time to catch up. *Points finger in the air* To the gallery! |
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"pwnage comes with patience, practice and planning." ~ Jalonso
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Pixel_Outlaw
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Joined: 01 September 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3829 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 9:47am |
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what's the gallery?
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greenraven
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Joined: 08 September 2016 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2598 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 10:03am |
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I don't know.
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"pwnage comes with patience, practice and planning." ~ Jalonso
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tuaarita
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Joined: 04 December 2015 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1049 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 10:07am |
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Originally posted by Wikipedia
Gallery (architecture), an element in architecture: a long hallway or long, narrow room, frequently decorated with sculptures and frescoes. Such spaces are common in Italian and French private palaces of the Renaissance and Baroque periods. |
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I'm running in the desert,
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leel
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Joined: 29 June 2005 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3001 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 11:53am |
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That's a long walk. *points finger in the air* To the Tardis!!
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tuaarita
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Joined: 04 December 2015 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1049 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 12:16pm |
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you're the smarter then I
the tardis.. umm.. Edited by Leroy - 29 August 2008 at 12:18pm |
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I'm running in the desert,
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Brian the Great
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RED! Joined: 03 March 2005 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 2221 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 12:56pm |
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woah i don't post for a few days and this thread is shit again
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Mille
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Joined: 26 March 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 51 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:03pm |
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isnt this thread all about shiat?
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Monkey 'o Doom
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![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:06pm |
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It's for zarking, you handicapper. |
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Mille
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![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:17pm |
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dunno lots bout english language BUT if i am an handicapper as you just SAID i means that i AM handicapping right? which means i can handicappe YOU ALL.
so dont f**k with me.
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Brian the Great
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![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:58pm |
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by shit i was referring to quality
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alkaline
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![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:59pm |
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quality posting
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Pixel_Outlaw
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![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 3:05pm |
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Congrats sir, your post rivals some of my earlier work. Add a few old English sentences please.
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Larwick
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![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 3:36pm |
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>_>
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Mille
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Joined: 26 March 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 51 |
![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 3:44pm |
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A few minutes ago a dear dear friend of mine said something i gotta share with you:
"Man the full metal alchemist hero guy rocks, he's got a robotic-leg, he only have to wears ONE sock, so when he buys a pair, its like he was buying two. |
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Brian the Great
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![]() Posted: 29 August 2008 at 3:48pm |
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that's actually quite clever
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