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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 23 August 2008 at 12:27pm
I just gave someone my Red Alert 3 beta serial I didn't need.


I am Jesus.
I'm running in the desert,
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and I'm going numb.
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 23 August 2008 at 12:35pm
no, sadly i didnt.  i should have though :(
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross.
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 23 August 2008 at 2:08pm
you should fire yourself for not defing the laws of physics to support your customer ens.
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Quote Reo Replybullet Posted: 23 August 2008 at 2:58pm
Yeah,the custumer is always right.
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 23 August 2008 at 3:30pm
Hey guys, it smells like dinosaurs in here again.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 24 August 2008 at 11:23am
which reminds me, is someone spawning fossil sometime soon?
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 24 August 2008 at 11:32am
Yeah seriously, if he doesn't keep his promise, I don't see why I should.

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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 24 August 2008 at 12:26pm
luckily at my store, if the customer isnt right, i am able to tell them this
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There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross.
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Quote The B.O.B. Replybullet Posted: 24 August 2008 at 8:22pm
   At my job, I have take the customers yelling at me, and mostly do things at their will, cause we raise their expectations too high, making them believe our product is God's greatest creation. Do not be surprised if you hear on the local news about an office worker in Dallas, Texas going ape-sh*t on someone. Whoops! Said a bad word

*tosses coin in curse-word jar, and sits in corner...sadly*
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Quote pixelblink Replybullet Posted: 24 August 2008 at 11:09pm
Originally posted by Ensellitis

actual phone conversation today
 
idiot lady: i bought a game from your store, and it doesnt work...
ens: go ahead and bring it back in and i will replace it
idiot lady: but i live like 30 minutes away...
ens: well, ma'am, for me to replace it or give you a refund, you do have to bring it and the reciept into the store...
idiot lady: we cant do this over the phone?
ens: um, no...  i cant exchange a game if you dont bring it in.  and i cant give you a refund unless i see an actual reciept...
idiot lady: what?  are you f**king kidding me?!
ens: no ma'am, that is called physics.  you cant act upon something if it isnt there to act upon
idiot lady: let me talk to your manager!!!
ens: ok.......... this is the manager, how can i help you?
idiot lady: i am never coming into your store again
ens: i would like to thank you for that ma'am.
*dial tone*
 
i love my job


did I not already read this on another website? I fairly certain I have... either way, it's funny and it's also amazing how stupid these people are.
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 25 August 2008 at 8:04am
no you didnt, because this is the only site i have said anything about it on
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 25 August 2008 at 1:26pm
Ens's customer support is now a standard for companies around the internet.
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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 25 August 2008 at 2:21pm
Originally posted by The B.O.B.


*tosses coin in curse-word jar, and sits in corner...sadly*


Yeah that's right. Now go make me a sandwich. I'm a customer you know.


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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 25 August 2008 at 5:05pm
funny you should say that, i just crossed a vacancy for a sandwich store while job hunting
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 25 August 2008 at 5:58pm

Ha, I missed the word 'job' the first time around and I had to do a double-take.


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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 8:25am
that would have made an awesome scene
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 10:15am
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 10:24am
god damn the box said this thing would be blue

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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 2:15pm
Ah i see, by blue they meant green. Crafty.
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 2:35pm
TEAL
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 2:37pm
oh sh­it i guess now everyone knows i have a camera
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Quote Ensellitis Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 7:29pm
omgitissoyhitpypittaib!!!!!!!!!!

(oh my god, i think i see some of your hair in that photo you posted in this thread and its brown!)

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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 26 August 2008 at 9:00pm
I've seen Brian.  Moving even.  
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 1:46am
your camera needs more vanity, imo.
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 11:14am
Thats 100 kilopixel more than in my camera. *jealous*
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 12:44pm
Come on. 100px² is big enough for anything you could need.

RPG is numberwang.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 2:28pm
Originally posted by Ensellitis

(oh my god, i think i see some of your hair in that photo you posted in this thread and its brown!)
man that bit of hair is so god damn out of context in that photo
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 2:36pm
Originally posted by leel

I've seen Brian.  Moving even.  
yeah well i've seen larwick in his underwear. multiple times.
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 4:28pm
pix pls

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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 5:12pm
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Quote Metaru Replybullet Posted: 27 August 2008 at 11:56pm
Originally posted by Leroy

Thats 100 kilopixel more than in my camera. *jealous*


i sense someone needs to compensate? you fool no one leroy.
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 28 August 2008 at 6:39am
what is this black box I just got?

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/tuaarita/P7150005.jpg

It was very cheap.

I no hassa life

Edited by Leroy - 28 August 2008 at 6:39am
I'm running in the desert,
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 28 August 2008 at 10:37am
Now buy all of the shmups for it and ps1.
 
Then we'll talk.
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 28 August 2008 at 12:33pm
That's a bomb! Quick, get rid of it!

RPG is numberwang.
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 9:39am
I've got things semi-sorta working. I can visit this place again on a more or less daily basis. Huzzah!

Looks like I've missed out on quite a lot in my absence. Oh well. Time to catch up.

*Points finger in the air* To the gallery!
"pwnage comes with patience, practice and planning." ~ Jalonso   
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 9:47am
what's the gallery?
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Quote greenraven Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 10:03am
I don't know.
"pwnage comes with patience, practice and planning." ~ Jalonso   
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 10:07am
Originally posted by Wikipedia

Gallery (architecture), an element in architecture: a long hallway or long, narrow room, frequently decorated with sculptures and frescoes. Such spaces are common in Italian and French private palaces of the Renaissance and Baroque periods.
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Quote leel Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 11:53am
That's a long walk.   *points finger in the air*  To the Tardis!!
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Quote tuaarita Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 12:16pm
you're the smarter then I

the tardis.. umm..

Edited by Leroy - 29 August 2008 at 12:18pm
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 12:56pm
woah i don't post for a few days and this thread is sh­it again
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Quote Mille Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:03pm
isnt this thread all about shiat?
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Quote Monkey 'o Doom Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:06pm

It's for zarking, you handicapper.


RPG is numberwang.
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Quote Mille Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:17pm
dunno lots bout english language BUT if i am an handicapper as you just SAID i means that i AM handicapping right? which means i can handicappe YOU ALL.


so dont f**k with me.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:58pm
by shi­t i was referring to quality
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Quote alkaline Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 2:59pm
quality posting
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Quote Pixel_Outlaw Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 3:05pm
Congrats sir, your post rivals some of my earlier work. Add a few old English sentences please.
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Quote Larwick Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 3:36pm
>_>
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Quote Mille Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 3:44pm
A few minutes ago a dear dear friend of mine said something i gotta share with you:
"Man the full metal alchemist hero guy rocks, he's got a robotic-leg, he only have to wears ONE sock, so when he buys a pair, its like he was buying two.
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Quote Brian the Great Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 3:48pm
that's actually quite clever
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