Bad breath recipies!
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Printed Date: 11 September 2025 at 6:14pm
Topic: Bad breath recipies!
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Subject: Bad breath recipies!
Date Posted: 29 November 2005 at 5:25pm
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Yes, that's right! Post your bad breath recipies here.(please keep them realistic.) Here is my first one! Eat ranch dressing then eat some chocolate.(worse than you'd think.) Mouths of the elderly+coffee is also pretty bad. If this gets locked it's ok I guess. |
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Posted By: PixelSnader
Date Posted: 29 November 2005 at 5:35pm
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garlic works nice for me.. plus it's tasty! or not brushing but there's this guy at my school.. i think he has the ultimate recipe.. its really smelly.. you kan smell him breath on 6-10 feet away ------------- ▄▄█ ▄▄█ ▄█▄ ▄█▄ |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 29 November 2005 at 5:44pm
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Yeah we had one of those in school too. Please include at least two components in future recipies.(for complexity's sake...) Another one, Mountain Dew + tooth decay! (smells like rotting flesh I tell ya!) ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/"> 
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Posted By: alkaline
Date Posted: 29 November 2005 at 7:13pm
| Cigarettes, garlic, and stinky cheese. |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 29 November 2005 at 8:15pm
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Originally posted by alkaline
Cigarettes, garlic, and stinky cheese. So basically a large Italian man? Ok here's one old fish+onions...... ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 07 December 2005 at 1:43pm
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Ok here's another...people who kiss their pets on the mouth... Of course their mouths are 100 times cleaner....yeah right, I don't believe that at all.(Their mouths are full of poop and crotch.) ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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Posted By: PixelSnader
Date Posted: 07 December 2005 at 2:19pm
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peanut butter, chocolate and energy drink are kind of a weird smell together ------------- ▄▄█ ▄▄█ ▄█▄ ▄█▄ |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 07 December 2005 at 2:30pm
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Hmmm I trust you know that from expearance. ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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I mean it does sound like your kind of meal... Posted By: PixelSnader
Date Posted: 07 December 2005 at 4:18pm
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yeah.. exept the PB oh and i had this thing with soda and something. dont remember what exactly so does nasty with lots of stuff.. like milk.. or chocolate (yes. or milkchocolate.... you were SO thinking that) oh and for the record.. put a small spoon of sugar in a just opened can of red bull (not cubes, but the dusty stuff) hmm.. and cheese doesnt go with soda either ------------- ▄▄█ ▄▄█ ▄█▄ ▄█▄ |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 07 December 2005 at 5:10pm
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For the record there is no proof that sugar is a stimulant. Good thoughts though. ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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Posted By: PixelSnader
Date Posted: 07 December 2005 at 11:28pm
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suger just tastes sexy ------------- ▄▄█ ▄▄█ ▄█▄ ▄█▄ |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 08 December 2005 at 12:13am
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here's one: combine:
mix well, stir a bit, then vomit wherever possible ------------- |
Posted By: Di0xygen
Date Posted: 08 December 2005 at 11:46am
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Originally posted by pixelblink here's one: combine:
mix well, stir a bit, then vomit wherever possible Add some Smokes there, and your sure to be veeeery repulsive ^o^ |
Posted By: Shark
Date Posted: 08 December 2005 at 12:29pm
| not just any smokes, u gotta have cigars. |
Posted By: inkspot
Date Posted: 08 December 2005 at 12:33pm
| eat sh*t |
Posted By: leel
Date Posted: 08 December 2005 at 1:26pm
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Originally posted by inkspot
eat sh*t bingo!
lol, for me apple juice is pretty bad (and it tastes like piss too).. especially if you drink warm milk afterwards and don't brush your teeth within 10 minutes |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 08 December 2005 at 6:24pm
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Originally posted by leel
Originally posted by inkspot
eat sh*t bingo!
lol, for me apple juice is pretty bad (and it tastes like piss too).. especially if you drink warm milk afterwards and don't brush your teeth within 10 minutes Been there odne that. Orange does it too! I cashier today and i had this elderly woman who kept breathing in my face i wanted to shuve some tic tacs down her pie hole. ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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Posted By: Blood Stained Hurricane
Date Posted: 10 December 2005 at 12:31am
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OK here is my recipe.
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Posted By: inkspot
Date Posted: 10 December 2005 at 4:19am
| Suck a lollipop that has lots of sticky sugar and stuff in it, that should do it. |