Crazy inventions
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Topic: Crazy inventions
Posted By: Ensellitis
Subject: Crazy inventions
Date Posted: 15 June 2006 at 3:54pm
Got to
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
it will provide you with some wacky random invention, you pixel it...
Provide us with your completed work, the id number, and what it is...
I'll get it started:
Design #2501564588It's like a normal toothbrush, but it catches fire very easily. ~pixeled by Ensellitis

Design #3284001538It's an alcoholic drink that turns your lights on and off! ~pixeled by Ensellitis http://imageshack.us/"> DESIGN #3856
Take comfort in the dark with the knife light! ~pixeled by P_O

Design #1401988763
It's a coffee cup that can be used as a metal detector and catches spiders. ~pixeled by >(")<

Design #1959882143
It's a billboard that has no moving parts! ~pixeled by PandaPlanet

Design #3200464655
It's a wastepaper basket that makes hilariously rude noises! It keeps your carpets clean and catches small fish. ~pixeled by PixelBlink

Design #2497836323
It's a games console that doesn't need batteries, floats in water and squeaks. ~pixeled by Dra_Chan
Design #326124638 It's a false moustache that shoots laser beams and keeps drinks hot. ~pixeled by orbofwisdom

Design #3670310793
It's a stick of chewing gum! It loves children! ~pixeled by >(")<
Design #2033535495
It's a diamond ring that contains
a tinier version of itself, communicates with other copies of itself and craves
attention. ~pixeled by Dejital

Design #2074350019It's like a normal cricket bat, but it contains alcohol. ~pixeled by Skull

Design #1834493334
It's like a normal pudding, but it recharges itself at night. ~pixeled by Monkey O' Doom
Design #3277468448
It's a mattress! It is heavier than it looks! ~pixeled by Angel
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Posted By: CDI
Date Posted: 15 June 2006 at 4:20pm
This looks fun! *pixeling away* any weird limitations?
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 15 June 2006 at 4:25pm
Nope, just make it!
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Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 15 June 2006 at 6:52pm
http://imageshack.us">
DESING 3856 Take comfort in the dark with the knife light!
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Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 15 June 2006 at 10:23pm
I found a "buggy" one \o/

Design #1401988763
It's a coffee cup that can be used as a metal detector and catches spiders.
EDIT: added my contribution
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Posted By: Saboteur
Date Posted: 15 June 2006 at 11:10pm
Awesome. I decided to try this despite the knowledge that I'm too lazy to pixel anything at the moment. Check out what I got.
Design #1748782075
It's a hairpiece that believes itself to be self-aware! It is invisible to the naked eye and has no moving parts.
Fate strikes, 12 damage.
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Posted By: Monkey 'o Doom
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 5:17am
Design #3718029028
It's a pair of underpants that doubles as a deck of cards! It works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect and comes with its own storage kennel.
Will edit with pic.
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RPG is numberwang.
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Posted By: PandaPlanet
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 7:45am
Design #1959882143
It's a billboard that has no moving parts!
I found this one quite funny.. a billboard with NO moving parts.. xD Anyways, I got to try grass textures after I looked at a few pieces.
 PS: I used your imagehosting, 'tis fast and easy. I'll be using it more soon ;)
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Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 9:26am
Design #647602777It's a robot that plays Sokoban! It unblocks drains and detects background radiation.
~ How could mine be any better. Seriously. Will edit with pixelz.
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Posted By: Rodahue
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 4:45pm
Design #702994986It's a carpet that can be used on the move, uses human blood for fuel and irons your shirts.
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 5:22pm
Are you claiming that one? cause this collab is to pixel it, not just post what you got
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Posted By: Flameruler13
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 5:58pm
this is the first one i got so i claim it!
Design #868441669It's a pair of roller-skates that never gets tired! It can be controlled remotely and is solar-powered.
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Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 6:15pm
Design #3200464655
It's a wastepaper basket that makes hilariously rude noises! It keeps your carpets clean and catches small fish.

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Posted By: Flameruler13
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 8:14pm
Design #868441669It's a pair of roller-skates that never gets tired! It can be controlled remotely and is solar-powered.
i made mine and it was cool but my computer restarted for some retaded updates and it didnt save ... oh well. i like urs pixelblink
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 10:36pm
LOL, that pwns PB 
flame: please use edit next time
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Posted By: Dra_chan
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 10:45pm
Design #2497836323
It's a games console that doesn't need batteries, floats in water and squeaks.
Oooooook 
Edit:
My first animation ever. I know its not much but it was fun

Ok, i did't do the box lines so crappy, in the preview image it looks
fine, no idea why the highlight and the darkest color show like that :/
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Posted By: PixelSnader
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 4:41am
the duckbox
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Posted By: E-Magination
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 8:30am
It's a breakfast cereal that plays MP3s, shreds documents and hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet.
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Posted By: spaz
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 9:58am
Design #2635042011
It's a towel that swears and walks on three mechanical legs.
Will edit with picture later
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 11:52am
Originally posted by E-MaginationIt's a breakfast cereal that plays MP3s, shreds documents and hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet.
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ID numb3r?
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Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 11:57am
umm... sorry but that's pretty weak E-Magination. Looks like you didn't put any time at all into it
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 12:12pm
Originally posted by pixelblink
umm... sorry but that's pretty weak E-Magination. Looks like you didn't put any time at all into it
agree X10
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Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 12:18pm
Yeah i wouldn't do it so large either.
And i may not do mine afterall. Maybe sometime in the near future, but not soon...
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Posted By: orbofwisdom
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 1:01pm

Design #326124638
It's a false moustache that shoots laser beams and keeps drinks hot.
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Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 1:09pm
WHAT THE ORB HAS ARRIVED!
KOOS idea orb!
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Posted By: leel
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 1:11pm
Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 1:33pm
OMG YEY IT'S ORB!
...huh?
Nice one btw.
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Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 17 June 2006 at 9:59pm
ORBO!!!!!!
Added mine above.
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Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 3:07am
umm... who is this orb that everyone is raving about?
Jalonso: nice one dude
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Posted By: Brian the Great
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 3:57am
Orb hangs in the chat from time to time.
He's cool.
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Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 2:13pm
Bored, then got a new one!
Design #3670310793
It's a stick of chewing gum! It loves children!

 
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Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 2:56pm
Originally posted by jalonso
It's a stick of chewing gum! It loves children!
LMAO... definition of hubba bubba in the bag.
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Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 7:45pm
Didn't specify what kind of lovin'
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 9:10pm
OMFG i almost died by choking on my food!!!
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Posted By: Dejital
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 10:10pm
Nice one, Jalonso!

Design #2033535495
It's a diamond ring that contains
a tinier version of itself, communicates with other copies of itself and craves
attention.
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Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:30pm
nice ones guys!
Goes to show you.. never pick up gum off the ground... they're dirty!
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Posted By: Shark
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 1:20am
Never accept a ride of gum either
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 1:49am
does gum offer itself to get kids in the car? 
dejital, love the ring 
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Posted By: Skull
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 5:38am
Design #2074350019It's like a normal cricket bat, but it contains alcohol.

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Posted By: E-Magination
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 7:43am
Yeah I didnt put much time in it. But I atleast drew something!
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Posted By: leel
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 9:28am
I think people should stop posting the invention number and editing w/ the pic later.. how about you get your invention, pixel it, and post the whole thing all at once, that way i won't have to read the whole thread over and over again to see if anyone updated. That would be just great ^___^
Jal, and Dejital - great job! I lol'ed at the dirty gum hahah
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Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 12:10pm
 That's hilarious.
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Posted By: Monkey 'o Doom
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 1:44pm
Design #1834493334
It's like a normal pudding, but it recharges itself at night.

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RPG is numberwang.
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Posted By: CDI
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 1:52pm
I need some of that xD
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 4:04pm
perhaps i should add them all to the first post for easier peeping?
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Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:30pm
Yes, I noticed that when I posted my first one. Then I made a comment at the very end to let all know I posted and +1
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Posted By: Skull
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 2:34am
It would be easier - yes.
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Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 3:12am
Design #3277468448
It's a mattress! It is heavier than it looks!
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 4:23am
ok, will do that after day @ crappy job...
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Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 9:03am
Great solution Angel.
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Posted By: MurrMan
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 8:48pm
Originally posted by DejitalNice one, Jalonso!
Design #2033535495
It's a diamond ring that contains
a tinier version of itself, communicates with other copies of itself and craves
attention.
RING POP!!! i want eat!
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Posted By: Skull
Date Posted: 21 June 2006 at 4:49am
Design #2074350019 is now complete. 
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Posted By: Souly
Date Posted: 21 June 2006 at 9:40am
Yay for drunken cricket!
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Posted By: Skull
Date Posted: 21 June 2006 at 10:44am
Originally posted by Souly
Yay for drunken cricket!
I figure, you'd have to be drunk to play.
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Posted By: Psychotic_Carp
Date Posted: 21 June 2006 at 7:38pm
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 22 June 2006 at 2:47am
ok, first post updated with all inventions
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Posted By: Draco9898
Date Posted: 06 July 2006 at 11:22am
Design #2751787391It's a fork! It may cause drowsiness!

Have you ever needed to feel sleepy during breakfest time?
Wouldn't it be handy to be half-asleep while you eat lunch?
Ever wanted to feel like you needed to pass out during dinner?
This Drowsy Fork (tm) is for you! From Dragon Products ltd.
Warning: Do Not Hold While Operating Heavy Machinary, Crading A Newborn, Or When Being Fully Aware Of Your Surroundings Is Crucial.
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Posted By: 3XPL0510N
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:27am
ha, this sounds fun, i will try...
Design #612118431
It's an earring that folds out into a tent!
i will edit later when i am done!
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Posted By: drr
Date Posted: 19 August 2006 at 10:57pm
Design #3598037359It's a riot shield that can extinguish fires!
 (Used by the Police and the Firemen)
I don't really like how the gas turned out, but it doesn't look that bad...
This would actually be pretty useful you convert the fire extinguisher into a high-pressure hose or something :P
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 19 August 2006 at 11:26pm
i like it, good work :D
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Posted By: PixelSnader
Date Posted: 24 August 2006 at 12:27pm
its got kind of leel-esque AA-ing
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Posted By: PixelSnader
Date Posted: 24 August 2006 at 12:28pm
and yet again first and second post!
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Posted By: Souly
Date Posted: 24 August 2006 at 10:26pm
Design #3325889363It's a television set that knows your name.

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Posted By: cure
Date Posted: 25 August 2006 at 4:49pm
My name isn't Nick.
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Posted By: Di0xygen
Date Posted: 25 August 2006 at 6:19pm
Originally posted by ThereIsNoCure
My name isn't Nick.
Now it is.. so live with it.
<3
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Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 26 August 2006 at 12:33am
Originally posted by Di0xygen
Originally posted by ThereIsNoCure
My name isn't Nick.
Now it is.. so live with it. <3
By George, you're right! Look at his member title... says so right there
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 26 August 2006 at 12:50am
omg more hax!!
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Posted By: leel
Date Posted: 26 August 2006 at 7:49am
LOL at Di0xygen's title 
btw, where did mine go?
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Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 26 August 2006 at 8:36am
Lol, when did this become the new off topic thread? STOP, NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MEMBERS.
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Posted By: cure
Date Posted: 26 August 2006 at 8:47am
Led Zeppelin- Achilles Last Stand
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Posted By: Dra_chan
Date Posted: 30 August 2006 at 1:38am
Design #3141197825
It's a wrapping paper! It blocks UV light!
Mmm I wanna do another one 
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Posted By: onyx
Date Posted: 23 November 2006 at 11:04pm
i think i might make something now...MWAHHAH..ehhmm
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Posted By: Di0xygen
Date Posted: 24 November 2006 at 8:11am
More Necropost 
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Posted By: Monkey 'o Doom
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 1:43pm
When most people here need help with a piece of pixel art they use http://www.pixeljoint.com/forum/new_topic_form.asp?FID=8 - this link .
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RPG is numberwang.
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Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 2:03pm
I wish Brian were here to lock this.
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 2:25pm
doesnt need locked, it needs people to actual contribute to something old rather than making some pointless comment without contributing to the collaboration
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Posted By: AeroZ
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 6:30pm
Design #2159547935It's like a normal retinal implant, but it communicates via Instant Messenger.
xD
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Posted By: AeroZ
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 7:14pm
Design #4041011861It's a cardboard box that has an on-board dictionary!
Sorry for double post.
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Posted By: Krakatoa
Date Posted: 25 January 2007 at 1:30am
Forgot ID, I accidentally closed the page, but the desc was
CD used by the U.S Military
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Posted By: cdsboy
Date Posted: 11 February 2007 at 7:48pm
Well i'm not quite sure if this is up to par... But heres my try (if its not good enough thats find, i'm new)
Design #1845196892It's like a normal contact lens, but it can pick locks.
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