run like a b*tch
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Printed Date: 08 September 2025 at 12:45am
Topic: run like a b*tch
Posted By: Ensellitis
Subject: run like a b*tch
Date Posted: 31 January 2007 at 8:07am
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i got bored and wanted to make a small (and stupid game) called "run like a bitch" Steve Stoopidface was just your regular average joe, visiting ???? on vacation. Until a ????? saw him in a bordello, and mistook him for a wanted spy. He was put on trial in the restroom by a judge, who was also a prostitute, and sentenced to death. He was taken to ?????, to a super duper top secret laboratory. They had plans for him... They implanted a small explosive charge into his scrotum, then took him outside where they informed him that he could live, all he had to do was run to ????. However, if his heart rate dropped below 100 beats per minute, the bomb would detonate. And now for Steve to save his nuts, he must... RUN LIKE A BITCH  sprites  i am open to any suggestions... EDIT: if there is anyone whom can program this, lemme know ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
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Posted By: Rodder
Date Posted: 31 January 2007 at 11:17am
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LOL :D
- The warning screen is good stuff. - When he trips...I just expect more from a bomb? Maybe a small puff of smoke at least..possibly from burning hair. - The jump looks ok, except for his arms..up in the air like that looks kinda unnatural. |
Posted By: ceddo
Date Posted: 31 January 2007 at 11:58am
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I found what looks weird with the jump animation:
Just as he's in midair, you made the legs kick forward, towards his head. But then you suddenly changed your mind and made him fall flat on his belly. I think you should make his legs still be over his head when he's sliding (and eventually they can fall back down). The running animation looks good, but he looks a bit too straight. I would have made the top half of his body lean forwards a bit, to show he's in movement and aerodynamic. |
Posted By: skeddles
Date Posted: 31 January 2007 at 12:50pm
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you could probably do it yourself with http://gamemaker.nl/ - gamemaker art looks good. ------------- |
Posted By: Bifur
Date Posted: 31 January 2007 at 5:09pm
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lolers game xD looking foward to it... dont make it with gamemaker i hate it , make with flash instead
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Posted By: skeddles
Date Posted: 31 January 2007 at 5:19pm
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Originally posted by Bifur lolers game xD looking foward to it... dont make it with gamemaker i hate it , make with flash instead if he doesnt know how to program actionscript 2.0 already, that is the last thing he should do. its a very confuzing language. anyone can pickup gamemaker quite quickly, its probobly the easyest way to make a good game. ------------- |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 31 January 2007 at 11:20pm
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i cant figure out game maker at all... so i am going to just look for someone to make it for me, or atleast get the basic crap done on game maker
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Posted By: BlackDragon
Date Posted: 01 February 2007 at 7:05am
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i would! gamemaker 'tis easy. but, its got the language and crap... if you need me in the future, i'm here. ------------- "A little pain never hurt anyone." - Blueberry_Pie |
Posted By: Souly
Date Posted: 01 February 2007 at 7:24am
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I bet ya Demon could whip up a quick engine.
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Posted By: iSTVAN
Date Posted: 01 February 2007 at 6:48pm
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Hilarious idea! I love the story, so don't change it.
I wish I had a bomb on my scrotum for two reasons. 1. I'd actually get off my ass and do some excercise.
2. If I didn't then atleast I'd get some action down there.
The miniture graphics also suit the game well. Good luck finding someone to code it Ens! ------------- Listen to what the flower people say... 
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 7:26am
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here is a graphics update the jump and death animations look a tad odd, that is because they both have a sprite before they start, and the jump has one after thanks istvan, i know if i peaked your interest in a game idea, it must be weird... which is a good thing  ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 10:19am
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Steve Stoopidface was just your regular average joe, visiting ???? on vacation. Until a ????? saw him in a bordello, and mistook him for a wanted spy. He was put on trial in the restroom by a judge, who was also a prostitute, and sentenced to death. He was taken to ?????, to a super duper top secret laboratory. They had plans for him... They implanted a small explosive charge into his scrotum, then took him outside where they informed him that he could live, all he had to do was run to ????. However, if his heart rate dropped below 100 beats per minute, the bomb would detonate. And now for Steve to save his nuts, he must... RUN LIKE A BITCH first draft... ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 12:52pm
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I think the jump and eath look funny because the arc is unnatural, too long and flat. ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/"> 
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 12:29am
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its an example, its not how it will be done ingame
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 1:28am
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level mock up (character not in this one, hanging guy is some random dude ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 6:22am
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I think he needs more power in his jump, at the moment he kinda flicks his toes and goes flying. Death anim seems fine to me. I like the style of this so far! Don't really have any more crits, apart from the hills in the background look a bit too smooth and repetitive. Wh000t! I really like that run animation, and the general sprite is very nice. -------------  http://larw-ck.deviantart.com">
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Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 2:39pm
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You know I really don't like the name of this game at all. It's very offensive!! How dare you! You sexist pig you!
haha.. just kidding. I like the new background. Except for the hills in the back and the clouds. Those need a bit of work. I do like the trees though! nice! ------------- |
Posted By: Omegavolt
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 6:37pm
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I hate to throw a crit in about the running animation after the crits for jump and death. Usually when a person runs, they don't keep a stiff back, they lean forward to shift their center of gravity forward to propel them faster.
But then again, with the stiff back, it does look as if though ol' Steve Stoopidface really is running like a bitch. ;) ------------- http://www.ongamedev.com/ - OnGameDev |
Posted By: MurrMan
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 10:25pm
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AH this reminds me so much of Space Quest and the sequals. the block
shapes and lack of shading. I love those old style games. and i guess
it looks a lot more like the first Prince of Persia. Or even Another
World, was that what that game was called? the one with the uni-tooth
slugs and death panther. - Anyway if you havent played those games you
should if you are going to make an old style game. I guess that is what
i am trying to say. I hope you plan to have more than just one death animation. there should be many ways the character can die: fall on spikes, crushed by rocks, decapitated by swinging blades, all sorts of nasty. ------------- I have plenty of emotions; It is Sleep that i lack |
Posted By: Squirrelsquid
Date Posted: 07 February 2007 at 12:30am
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that's pretty cool! you need a death-explosion in midair too! realy like this a lot though. keep it up! |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 07 February 2007 at 4:30am
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i have alot of plans still to do for this... death: mid air blast standing idle blast falling in a hole blast being eaten by a bear being attacked by a dog enemies: bear dog some douche big ass bird character: crouching sprinting fap and still some more, many animations thanks for the interest guys :D ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |