Dearest PixelBlink...
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Printed Date: 12 September 2025 at 4:19pm
Topic: Dearest PixelBlink...
Posted By: Ensellitis
Subject: Dearest PixelBlink...
Date Posted: 02 February 2007 at 11:01pm
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Dearest PixelBlink, Today, February 3, 2007 - a date which will live in infamy - Ensellitis was suddenly and deliberately attacked by a douche from Canada named PixelBlink. Ensellitis was at peace with that douche, and, at the solicitation of PixelJoint, was still in conversation with its admins and SedgeMonkey looking toward the maintenance of peace on the forums. Indeed, one hour after PixelBlink had commenced editing Ensellitis's siggy. It will be recorded that the work it took to add so many frames (see exhibit 1a) makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time PixelBlink has deliberately sought to deceive Ensellitis by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on Ensellitis' siggy has caused severe damage to his campaign. I regret to tell you that very many PJers have been confused. In addition, n00bs have been reported molested over a pile of maple leaves on the American borders. PixelBlink has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the forum. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the PixelJoint have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our forum. As the future commander in chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us... Yes bitch, that's right... This is WAR! Exhibit 1a  |
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Posted By: flaber
Date Posted: 02 February 2007 at 11:04pm
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PixelBlink FTW all support is given to him Keep at it Pixelblink :) ------------- |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 02 February 2007 at 11:04pm
Oh, I thought it was a crappy Dr. Robotnic....
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Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 02 February 2007 at 11:04pm
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I'm voting for Ens! ------------- |
Posted By: flaber
Date Posted: 02 February 2007 at 11:06pm
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PixelBlink FTW all support is given to him Keep at it Pixelblink :) ------------- |
Posted By: Saboteur
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 12:50am
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PixelBlink FTW! all support is given to him Keep at it Pixelblink :) ------------- "I was minding my own business and walking across a pebbled path, and a Duck started giving me the business." |
Posted By: Monkey 'o Doom
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 4:01am
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Do yous guys need any diplomats? We's got yous diplomats. ------------- http://pixelmonkey.ensellitis.com"> 
RPG is numberwang. |
Posted By: leel
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 5:02am
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no. ------------- |
Posted By: Souly
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 6:06am
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Ensellitis for pixel president. ------------- 
I am the jesus of PJ. |
Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 7:45am
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what about the children?
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Posted By: OMGFossil
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 8:06am
 epic plot twist ------------- no siggy |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 8:10am
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pft. australians are just canadians but with a different accent :P dont make me declare war on every country that says "long live the queen" now XD ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: OMGFossil
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 8:12am
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no need to englands next ------------- no siggy |
Posted By: flaber
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 12:06pm
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Originally posted by Souly Ensellitis for pixel president. souly i am going to kill you i am actually going to kill you... ------------- |
Posted By: Souly
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 12:15pm
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Well we do live in the same city. So it's a possibility that I could be killed. -------------
I am the jesus of PJ. |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 12:45pm
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Hmmm no, Canoocks often mistake the barrel for a scope. Your safe aslong as you don't attempt to shoot back. ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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Posted By: Skull
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 12:58pm
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Originally posted by OMGFossil epic plot twist LOL! ------------- |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 03 February 2007 at 8:49pm
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canadians arent that smart anyway... if we leave them alone within a few years they will have all chocked on hotdogs, drunk bleach, have catastrophic igloo failure, drown in their cheap pee tasting beer, or fallen off their bed into bear poop... the problem will solve itself :D ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: OMGFossil
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 2:38am
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americans arent that smart you went to iraq which is like if this was world war two instead of invading japan you guys would be invading norway ------------- no siggy |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 3:07am
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president bush went to iraq, the americans didnt :P dont forget his approval rating for the american people is one of the lowest in history, even topping that of nixon... thats why i am running for president, i will set this place strait :P ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 6:09am
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I don't think you guys quite understand the power of tea. -------------  http://larw-ck.deviantart.com">
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Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 6:14am
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I'm leaning my vote to PB - the elderly vote, ftw *ens, has been making fun of me  ------------- |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 6:39am
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OUT OF LOVE AND RESPECT!!!
------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 3:02pm
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Originally posted by Larwick
I don't think you guys quite understand the power of tea. In The South we drink sweet tea... :D ------------- |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 4:02pm
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Originally posted by Aleiav Originally posted by Larwick
I don't think you guys quite understand the power of tea. In The South we drink sweet tea... :D in the midwest we drink moonshine, oh um, moonshine tea? ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 10:28pm
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ppft we drink moonshine. We MAKE moonshine.
That I do not reccomend. :P ------------- |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 04 February 2007 at 11:19pm
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Let me clear this up... I never mentioned I was running for President. I am not American, therefor I cannot be President of the US. I merely wanted to diffuse anyones thoughts of making America a better place and, instead, forming a coalition of like minds against the capitalist pigs that run such a consumerist and disenfranchised police state. While I envy Ensellitis on his bravery of sticking a pencil through his head, and thereby removing all rational thought, I oppose his candidacy and lack of true subtle coolness. I am open to thoughts of Supreme Overlordship over the people of this world and will exert my awesomeness by thwarting the minds of the elite. So post your war declarations my dear Ensellitis. My people and I shall overcome and begin our Utopian society without you.... pbbbt! Huzzah! ------------- |
Posted By: Lawrence
Date Posted: 05 February 2007 at 11:12am
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Will there be cups? And bacon?
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 05 February 2007 at 11:37am
beware, pixelblink my friend... beware... the gears of revenge have begun to turn 
------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 9:35am
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Why not start a poll and then just edit the poll daily? ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 11:20am
or... Ens could start a pole and then just sit on the pole daily 
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 1:05pm
ITS ON NOW MOFO!!!!!!!!!
------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 1:23pm
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I would be scared of that log creature named Olaf. Norse named tree spirits can be qutie.....persuasive. ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 06 February 2007 at 3:42pm
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Rofl. ------------- http://larw-ck.deviantart.com">
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Posted By: AwesomePossum
Date Posted: 14 March 2007 at 10:53pm
| Ens, why do you insult us Canadians so badly? It hurts and makes me want you to choke on that cigarette your avatar is smokin! Even if you have a cool little red guy on your sig that has moves like Michael Jackson. |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 15 March 2007 at 12:22am
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shut up
------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 15 March 2007 at 1:03am
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bwhahahaha!! Thank you Ens! Possum (I refuse to call you awesome): We Canadians dis Americans as much as they make fun of us. It's a fair trade. And the guy in his sig doesn't dance at all like MJ... it's MC Hammer doing his moves from Can't Touch This. ------------- |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 15 March 2007 at 4:42am
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i never said i hated canadians anyways, we need good beer down here.
------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |