I love hate mail
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Printed Date: 11 September 2025 at 11:30pm
Topic: I love hate mail
Posted By: Ensellitis
Subject: I love hate mail
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 1:09pm
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I haven't gotten hate mail forever it seems... But I just recently got some: From: margareteporter@yahoo.com Subject: possable lawsuite chris ensill, i recently went through my sons internet explorer history of websites that he had visited lately and found he had been visiting your web site ensellitis.com one of the stories posted on your website had the word sh*t in it it was the link of http://www.ensellitis.com/?p=6 i dont apprecate my son being able to see filthy curse words like that. please remove it and any other curse word you have on your site it will make it better it seems like a great site but the curseing really ruins it for me and other parents. if you do not remove these urse words i will contact the fbi and a lawer and sue you for my son learning this word from your site. we are catholic and do not wish to read that. pleease respond as soon as you can so maybe we can resolve this. sincerely, margarete porter Is this not hilarious? The FBI is going to arrest me for saying sh*t on my personal site? |
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Posted By: Shark
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 1:39pm
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tell her to give her son some privacy, would she rather he looked at
porn? |
Posted By: Vidd
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 1:43pm
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we are catholic and do not
wish to read that. I fail so see how that is relevant at all. :| |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 1:57pm
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Tell her to put a content filter on her computer and to shove it up her ass ------------- |
Posted By: Wannahlakujuu
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 2:37pm
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Originally posted by pixelblink
Tell her to put a content filter on her computer and to shove it up her ass excuse me young man, but I don't appreciate being exposed to such vile language. Don't make me sue you. I too love hate-mail, although I don't get much |
Posted By: Shark
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 3:36pm
 this is the funniest topic for ages. we have her address so i
might send her some hate mail critising everything in her hate mail |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 3:38pm
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Actually, you can say "ass" on TV .. and I believe "sh*t" as well. It was on a South Park episode wasn't it? f**k, I don't know ------------- |
Posted By: Wannahlakujuu
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 3:51pm
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Oh, I don't watch much tv so I wouldn't know. Ya, I'm just on the computer all day Edit: Holy crap, she spelt possible wrong. That is hilarious |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 4:02pm
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She spelled many things wrong. She also used the word "sh*t" which she claimed she didn't like reading but, I guess she likes spelling it. ------------- |
Posted By: me7356
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 4:24pm
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That's gotta be the stupidest thing ever. Who goes on the internet and
doesn't know that word? Why's she letting her kid go on the internet
without supervision, anyway? What a dumbass parent! ------------- The reader of this has no life. |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 4:28pm
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I just replied to it: Dear Margarete, I always enjoy a good challenge,such as trying to read emails with a 90% lack of any shape or form of grammar. Hold on my waffles are finished cooking... ... ... Sorry, I like to make waffles from scratch, since you are apparently a house wife, I will let you in on a little cooking secret, go to church, and when you get the body of christ, spit it out, do that until you get about a 1/4 cup of it, then throw that in the mix. I call them Jesus Waffles, yum yum. Now, back to your email... I always enjoyed it when my parents would sneak into my room and pry into my personal life. However, being a member of Store Herbs In Tupperware (Or sh*t), I can not remove the "words" as you call them. sh*t has taught myself, as well as other members of sh*t, that you should never edit posts, sh*t has many rules against this. sh*t also teaches that sh*t members should help out non-sh*t members in as many sh*ty ways as possible. These Jesus waffles are so good, I have a little blood of Jesus, to wash it down, yum. So I am going to use my sh*t contacts to get a hold of the FBI for you. Here it is, abuse@fbi.gov. The sh*t president (We call him sh*t master) got that for me, so please contact the FBI for me, I am to busy with sh*t. the lawsuite will be fine, but seriously, unless you are going to invite all of sh*t, I just need a single. Maybe with a mini bar so I can drink until satan comes up from Alabama and plays the fiddle with me. I am glad to see a woman takes the time to keep her son from seeing any form of cursing words, sh*t is completely against children being involved with the real world, sh*t is currently involved in a campaign to never let children see the light of day until they turn 40. I can play the fiddle really good. I look forward to hearing more from you. Cordially, Chris EnsEll Director of sh*t |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 5:23pm
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sh*t dude, I want some Jesus Waffles too! That rocks man... she's gonna explode when she reads it! ------------- |
Posted By: Wannahlakujuu
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 5:25pm
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Do you have a store herbs in tupperware sign-up sheet? |
Posted By: Kirra
Date Posted: 11 September 2005 at 5:54pm
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rofl that is hilarious jesus waffles sure do sound mighty tasty and to make them even better theyre offensive. |
Posted By: OMGFossil
Date Posted: 12 September 2005 at 3:56am
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Bahahaha |
Posted By: Blueberry_pie
Date Posted: 12 September 2005 at 8:06am
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Dude, Ensellitis... that's frickin' hilarious Seriously, if she doesn't want her son to read words like sh*t, why would she even let him on the internet? I bet over half of the web sites on the internet mention the word sh*t at least once. ------------- |
Posted By: flaber
Date Posted: 12 September 2005 at 3:14pm
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heh just read it. only thing that i dont like is the Jesus waffles and Blood of Jesus mentioned. This isnt even directed at me, and its still kinda offensive to me. But ehh maby thats just me. Just becarful with that because isnt that uhhhh cant think of the word... predujice??? I know that probably the wrong word, but i mean "racist" against religion. Cant remember that word. But that would create an even larger problem than already exists. |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 12 September 2005 at 3:20pm
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If you find it offensive, then that is your problem. I am not
being racist" against religion, I am being a smart ass towards a woman
clearing taking things to seriously and being an idiot. But if
you are going to find it offensive, then you are more then welcome not
to read this thread. I am not a bigot in any shape or form, so don't ever even try to make it sound that way again. |
Posted By: Wannahlakujuu
Date Posted: 12 September 2005 at 5:32pm
| I'm catholic, but I'm not offended. If the lord can forgive the sins of the world, I think he can forgive a joke towards an idiot woman |
Posted By: Saboteur
Date Posted: 12 September 2005 at 9:19pm
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I'm totally going to disguise myself then send you hate mail, just so you can reply and I can laugh. You missed a step. "so don't ever even try to make it sound that way again, or I shall crucify your ass" ------------- "I was minding my own business and walking across a pebbled path, and a Duck started giving me the business." |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 12 September 2005 at 11:37pm
Hate mail I deal with in comical ways all the time. I find what
really pisses off pissed of people the most is to make them want to
laugh, or be a sarcastic a**hole. That I learned from years of
customer service.  On the advice from a member on another forum I visit, http://www.ensellitis.com/?p=211 - I made post about it on my site, and I was even civil about it.  |
Posted By: MrPumpernickel
Date Posted: 13 September 2005 at 1:06pm
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That's the perfect way to go by things if you want to raise a highly
neurotic and paranoid kid. I can imagine years from now, and countless
therapy sessions later, him still looking over his shoulder when he's
going to take a dump. I hope to god he'll never discover porn, and that
his mother discovers it too, he'll be looking over his shoulder every
time he's about to get laid.
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Posted By: Brian the Great
Date Posted: 13 September 2005 at 1:51pm
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One word for it: hoax. If not: funny. ------------- http://www.twoschizos.com"> 
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Posted By: me7356
Date Posted: 10 October 2005 at 5:51pm
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Got any more funny hate mail?
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Posted By: zi-double
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 2:37am
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muhahaaaaa I haven't words Ensellitis ... and can't show my face when read that post, but be shure laugh a long time :) muhahaaaaa and cry for mercy when FBI arrest you haaahaha in actuality they must arrest you for your current avatar man ? |
Posted By: Womped
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 3:19am
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Have a little sympathy... But seriously, don't insult someones beliefs. Also, you misspelt sh*tty. ------------- Maybe if you were less intelligent people would like you more? |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 7:00am
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Originally posted by Womped Have a little sympathy... But seriously, don't insult someones beliefs. I gave up on sympathy years ago. And if someone is going to threaten me, I will attack, no holds bared. Originally posted by Womped Also, you misspelt sh*tty. I don't care. ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Brian the Great
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 8:32am
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Originally posted by Ensellitis Originally posted by Womped Also, you misspelt sh*tty. I don't care. That just made my day ------------- http://www.twoschizos.com">
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Posted By: inkspot
Date Posted: 28 October 2005 at 6:12am
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Originally posted by Womped
Have a little sympathy... But seriously, don't insult someones beliefs.
Hmm, that hatemail sender insulted someones beliefs in sh*t! Isn't that interesting?
But as for the thread, I think that someone has just got japed. I just don't believe in such hatemail!
Yea, I ruined the thread again. |
Posted By: Enkeli
Date Posted: 28 October 2005 at 6:23pm
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Hate mail, always amusing, but I must say, I've never come across a reply to hate mail quite so witty as yours, Ensellitis. Thank you for brightening my day. And I really do wonder if it is a hoax hatemail, or is just someone acting like a complete idiot. So basically, the question is are they acting like a complete idiot, or are they a complete idiot? Either still makes me laugh. XD |
Posted By: leel
Date Posted: 28 October 2005 at 7:10pm
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Originally posted by Enkeli
And I really do wonder if it is a hoax hatemail, or is just someone acting like a complete idiot. So basically, the question is are they acting like a complete idiot, or are they a complete idiot? ah.. that is the question. Right up there with "Where did we come from?", "Why are we here?" and "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
I hope it was just someone fooling around.. cause it's pretty depressing to think that someone has such a dumbass of a mom lol |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 28 October 2005 at 7:35pm
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Leel: 42 ------------- |
Posted By: Shark
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 3:29am
| i love that book Pb, the film is also rather good. |
Posted By: Blueberry_pie
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 8:51am
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Funny that even Google's built-in calculator says it's 42: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=the+answer+to+life%2C+the+universe+and+everything&btnG=Search - http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=the+answer+to+life% 2C+the+universe+and+everything&btnG=Google+Search ------------- |
Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 10:34am
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not as much going on for 42: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=42 - http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=42 ------------- |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 29 June 2006 at 8:27pm
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W00t! Necro posting to the max! Anyways, got another one: Your website "blog" posts i find very offensive. You use a lot of crude language and I am sorry to say I will never visit your WWW site ever again. I find you to be immature and possible psychologically disturbed. Good bye. And as always, my reply: Well, thank you for the kind email. I would like to assure to you that I love you. Seriously. I really love you. I would like to make many wonderful babies for you. But I digress... I am sorry you find my "cursing" immature, I am not as immature as you might think. I love the Power Rangers and go to every Star Wars convention I can. I dress as Chewbacca. He is soooooooooo underrated, don't you think? I sure do, he was the back bone of the entire operation!!! I assure you my psychy is just fine, the judge said so after clearing all charges against me. I want to have his babies and eat them as well. Well, have a nice day, and please, write me back! ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 29 June 2006 at 9:01pm
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Meh I'm unimpressed please upgrade to the Shmup Commentizer v.3.7 Everyone knows that ver 1.0 is for teh n00bs. ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/"> 
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Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 30 June 2006 at 4:58am
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That's like, the funniest thing i've read today. -------------  http://larw-ck.deviantart.com">
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Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 30 June 2006 at 10:46am
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Generally, people who can't spell lawsuit probably can't file one either. I usually don't get hate mail because not that many people visit my site. And if they complained about the cussing on my blog, I'd tell them I didn't really give a sh*t. If they don't want the boy to be exposed to cursing, they need to get off the internet period. As far as their beliefs, I don't blame you for making the Jesus waffles joke. To me when someone tells me they don't like my behavior and asserts moral superiority over me just because they've found some god that they can't even prove exists (which I can't disprove exists, but still) I get very aggravated. She could have not mentioned her religion but she did and when people do that to me it sounds like they expect special treatment because they believe in something or that they know everything or are perfect people. Bullsh*t. WTFWJD? he wouldn't tell you to take sh*t of you're website, that's for sure. He'd leave you the f**k alone. ------------- |
Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 30 June 2006 at 11:05am
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Read the entire thread... Originally posted by Larwick
That's like, the funniest thing i've read...ever. ------------- http://larw-ck.deviantart.com">
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Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 30 June 2006 at 12:08pm
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I read the new one but the old one was more annoying. :P
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Posted By: Stitchy
Date Posted: 20 July 2006 at 12:38pm
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Wow. I applaude you, En. xD Some crazy wit you've got there... Originally posted by Aleiav As far as their beliefs, I don't blame you for making the Jesus waffles joke. To me when someone tells me they don't like my behavior and asserts moral superiority over me just because they've found some god that they can't even prove exists (which I can't disprove exists, but still) I get very aggravated. She could have not mentioned her religion but she did and when people do that to me it sounds like they expect special treatment because they believe in something or that they know everything or are perfect people. Bullsh*t. WTFWJD? he wouldn't tell you to take sh*t of you're website, that's for sure. He'd leave you the f**k alone. Yes. D: /clings to you like a parasite for the rest of your life. ------------- |
Posted By: Shawn
Date Posted: 20 July 2006 at 10:36pm
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rofl I'd love to get hatemail from a mother like that. I'd seriously hate to be her son though. This topic made me laugh so hard <3 |
Posted By: mike2590
Date Posted: 21 July 2006 at 1:35am
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my bro is a lawyer, and he strongly suggests taht you remove her email from this thread. he had some law that you are in violation of, but I forget; either way, the point is that you should get that sh*t off of this thread.
also, good stuff with the housewife comment
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Posted By: Shark
Date Posted: 21 July 2006 at 1:42am
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pppfft she could come after ensell with a big-assed hunting knife and he wouldnt care.
------------- Snark, we love yuu. |
Posted By: Skull
Date Posted: 21 July 2006 at 4:54am
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lol Chewie.. Silly people.
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Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 21 July 2006 at 9:11am
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Originally posted by mike2590
he had some law that you are in violation of, but I forget; either way, the point is that you should get that sh*t off of this thread. Don't swear unnecissarily pls. ------------- http://larw-ck.deviantart.com">
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Posted By: Skull
Date Posted: 21 July 2006 at 9:42am
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Originally posted by Larwick Originally posted by mike2590
he had some law that you are in violation of, but I forget; either way, the point is that you should get that sh*t off of this thread. Don't swear unnecissarily pls. And definatly don't swear towards Ensellitis.. we used to have a badge!  ------------- |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 21 July 2006 at 2:52pm
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Originally posted by mike2590 my bro is a lawyer, and he strongly suggests taht you remove her email from this thread. he had some law that you are in violation of, but I forget; either way, the point is that you should get that sh*t off of this thread. also, good stuff with the housewife comment emaill addresses are public domain once you send me email as per my terms of service, as do their IPs, that was cleary marked on the comment page... oh, and i studied law and there is none... SO SHUT UP STUPID N00B!!! ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 21 July 2006 at 11:03pm
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I doubt very seriously she could sue you with anything, except maybe defamation of character. But she'd have to prove that we characterized her in a way that she really isn't and that her reputation was damaged financially. needless to say, she has no case. ------------- |
Posted By: E-Magination
Date Posted: 02 August 2006 at 4:41am
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I hada blog, (wich sucked) and with more curse word dan the average somethingawful review. Nobody sent me mail about it tough.
Ensi, I hope you dont have your name written anywhere. Thats better so they cant sue you. |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 02 August 2006 at 6:50am
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OMFG! are you retarded?my name is written everywhere, but they cant sue me for invoking my freedom of speech. and ONCE AGAIN, i had terms of service up telling them what happened if they emailed me. "emaill addresses are public domain once you send me email as per my terms of service, as do their IPs, that was cleary marked on the comment page... oh, and i studied law and there is none..." please, if you are going to respond in my thread, read the entire thing. *end pet peeve rant* ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: E-Magination
Date Posted: 05 August 2006 at 8:55am
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Yay for freedom of speech, yay for internet YAY FOR HATEMAIL!
And boo for kids that cant delete their IE history. |
Posted By: BlackDragon
Date Posted: 20 December 2006 at 10:36am
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Originally posted by Ensellitis
OMFG! are you retarded?my name is written everywhere, but they cant sue me for invoking my freedom of speech. and ONCE AGAIN, i had terms of service up telling them what happened if they emailed me. "emaill addresses are public domain once you send me email as per my terms of service, as do their IPs, that was cleary marked on the comment page... oh, and i studied law and there is none..." please, if you are going to respond in my thread, read the entire thing. *end pet peeve rant* Heheheh if she does sue you could countersue for the reason in red.
Anyway that mail is freaking hilarious. You are freaking hilarious!
Thanks for that. I'm so bored today. ------------- "A little pain never hurt anyone." - Blueberry_Pie |
Posted By: Pixel_Outlaw
Date Posted: 20 December 2006 at 11:17am
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BlockDungeon please check a posts date before reviving it. :) ------------- http://www.shmup-dev.com/forum/">
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Posted By: pixelblink
Date Posted: 20 December 2006 at 5:28pm
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there's no reason he can't comment on this. "necroposting" isn't a law set in stone. ------------- |
Posted By: Skull
Date Posted: 21 December 2006 at 6:20am
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Originally posted by pixelblink there's no reason he can't comment on this. "necroposting" isn't a law set in stone. + it's as funny as hell. ------------- |
Posted By: BlackDragon
Date Posted: 21 December 2006 at 7:17am
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Originally posted by Pixel_Outlaw
BlockDungeon please check a posts date before reviving it. :) Sorry PictureInlaw. ------------- "A little pain never hurt anyone." - Blueberry_Pie |
Posted By: jalonso
Date Posted: 21 December 2006 at 8:09am
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Its a great read that forces a reaction/comment of some kind. Threads like this never die.
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Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 21 December 2006 at 8:22pm
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Hate and stupidity are timeless. ------------- |
Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 24 May 2007 at 5:37pm
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http://www.ensellitis.com/wp-content/themes/Crisp-aye/images/header_full.png - http://www.ensellitis.com/wp-content/themes/Crisp-aye/images/header_full.png Dear Ensellitis
Studios We
represent Advanced Access Content System Licensing Administrator, LLC (AACS
LA), developer, proprietor and licensor of the Advanced Access Content System
(AACS). AACS is an integrated set of technological protection measures that
controls access to and prevents unauthorized copying of copyrighted motion
pictures embodied on high definition DVDs. It is our
understanding that you are providing to the public the above-identified tools
and services at the above referenced URL, and are thereby providing and offering
to the public a technology, product, service, device, component, or part
thereof that is primarily designed, produced, or marketed for the purpose of
circumventing the technological protection measures afforded by AACS
(hereafter, the "circumvention offering"). Doing so constitutes a
violation of the anti-circumvention provisions of the Digital Millennium
Copyright Act (the "DMCA"), 17 U.S.C. §§ 1201(a)(2) and 1201(b)(1).
Providing or offering the circumvention offering identified above, and any other
such offering that is primarily designed or produced to circumvent protection
measures, or which has only limited commercial significant purpose other than
to circumvent, or which are offered to the public with knowledge that it is for
use in circumventing, violates the rights of AACS and any others harmed as
well. See §§ 1201(a)(2), 1201(b)(1), and 1203. In view
of the foregoing apparent anti-circumvention violations, we demand that you
immediately: 1) remove
or cause to be removed the above-specified AACS circumvention offering and any
other circumvention offering which is designed, produced or provided to
circumvent AACS or to assist others in doing so, and/or any links directly
thereto, from the URL identified above and from any other forum or website on
which you have provided any circumvention offering; and 2)
refrain from posting or causing to be provided any AACS circumvention offering
or from assisting others in doing so, including by direct links thereto, on any
website now or at any time in the future. Failure to do so will subject you to legal liability. either way, compliance is something compliant people do... shine on happy people. ------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |
Posted By: Aleiav
Date Posted: 24 May 2007 at 10:03pm
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.. I don't get it. Although this may be stupid, wtf does this mean in vernacular, please? ------------- |
Posted By: Larwick
Date Posted: 25 May 2007 at 7:17am
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I don't understand how your header breaches copyright. CARE TO ENLIGHTEN US ENSELLITIS? Tut tut.
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Posted By: Ensellitis
Date Posted: 25 May 2007 at 8:41am
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that code is the encryption key for hd-dvds, meaning using that key, you can crack a hd-dvd and burn copies of it... a hack unlocked it, now the AACS is attacking anyone posting the code (digg, google, and small bloggers such as myself)
------------- There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the f**k?? I "mow the lawn" so it's not mine. Gross. |