Wow 10/10 this is amazing! Now I know what it feels like to have my soul sucked out trhough my eyeballs
"Oh puh-lease. I have no soul."
[background turns into Hell with wicked evil laughter]
I love this.
It's like the spongebob creepypasta and cthulu squeezed together and everything became a fever fucked nightmare.
But it works. And I love the attention to detail.