It needs some introduction. Well, basicaly it's me. Every now and then I write something about current state of videogaming press here in Russia where I live. I write about how dumb and uninteresting it became. It takes a lot of time, so I decided to make automat - program that could take my place in generating critics. I'd make a vocabulary, and program would compose some phrases like "UNINSPIRED TRASH!!!" or "ANY COSINUS COULD WRITE BETTER!!!" after pushing a button. And my pretty face would be on the scrren to make full effect. So if anyone could write such program (I think it could be done pretty fast and will not consume much energy) - even in something like Game Maker - please comment here. I tried to make this guy look very sick. I think recent Ilkketar fad and Xevious game both had it's inspiration on looks.