In this year of 1979, 135th year of our great queen's reign, we at Schlemacker and Flocklemeyer are proud to present for your consumption, the latest in teleoglyphic talkies.  This newest model, the Yakkety-Chinmusic 2000X  allows you to talk with your comrades using the latest in steam pulse technolophying.  It comes standard with a drain in the recieveograph so there'll be no more saliva filled teleoglyphs to clean!  Also standard is the numeral address display on the top left.  With modern flip digit technolophy, you'll always know who's buzzing you.  We've made the post-use steam recyclers transparent, so you will have an visual as well as auditory warning someone is waiting on circuit for you.  Also, all mounts and piping are now internal, as you can see from the sleek new right side where all that clutter of ugly pipe used to be.  Our new designer "Richard Scarry" claims the anthropomorphized design adds to the comfort of having such an advanced machine in your domicile, and says it helps you welcome it into the family as one of your own. 

We always say, if you're going to use the capatalist system, use us first.

An its my birthday, dammit so vote for me.  Thats right.