Wasn't sure if I'd finish. Half of this is panic-pixelled.
I freaked out for about 10 minutes deciding whether or not to add a darker color for the background or not, and just went for it. I had originally tried to keep this at 16 colors but... heh... color conservation is not my forte.
Not particularly humorous, but there you are.
Pose reference from Senshistock on dA.
Lots of help from Mianna on dA.
I guess the moral of the story is that if you sit naked on flowers all day, you deserve what's comin' to ya.