Headhunter Delight

Headhunter Delight

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Title: Headhunter Delight
Pixel Artist: cerealkiller54  (Level 6 Made :: 7035 points)
Posted: 4/16/2009 07:42
Palette: 18 colors
Statistics:  12 comments    4 faves    0 avatars

 Headhunter Delight 
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Ingredient: 
-Human Cadaver (slight decomposition for best results) 

Process: 
-Start off by making sure that your morsel is deceased (nobody likes an active meal) 
-Use a rock or other blunt object to bludgeon and break the spinal cord (this makes the head easier to separate) 
-Lay the corpse on its back, place your feet on the shoulders, grab the head, and with a quick pull and twist motion, remove the head from the body (a cracking noise is normal) 
-Position hands in between the jaws and pull apart to remove the bottom jaw (this makes the "bowl" more level when set on your fancy zebra-skin dining table) 
-Use a sharp piece of broken pottery or shale to shave the head (this step can be skipped if the head is bald) 
-Use a sharp rock and blunt object to chisel around the top of the skull (eye protection is suggested because of projectile bone fragments) 
-Pry off the top of the cranium to reveal brain (be careful of fluid leakage; it's messy!) 
-Use one of the appendages or your fist to mash up the cerebellum (keep mashing and stirring until it becomes a semi-liquid or liquid depending on how soupy you want the result) 
-Use the shaving tool you used previously to cut open the torso and start pulling out organs at random (this makes it a different and exciting dish each time it is prepared!)
-Use the same appendage to mash the entrails up into your already pasty brain mush (don't worry about spilling; some animal will clean it up for you) 
-Serve (may only be enough for one or two individuals 

Fun Tips: 
-Place the top of the skull back on and shake for a foamier texture 
-Maggots and other grubs that have taken residence on the body are high in proteins and taste good, too! 
-Pieces of skin and meat can be salvaged for other recipes or can be thrown in for teething children and infants (chew chew chew) 
-Experiment with different body parts-not everything tastes the same! 

WARNING! 
May taste like chicken


Weekly Challenge: Delicious DishWeekly Challenge: Delicious Dish

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ManningKrull (Level 9 Executioner) @ 4/25/2009 09:37

Ha! This is gorgeous and gruesome, a winning combination.


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smk (Level 6 Hitman) @ 4/21/2009 06:47

I read, may taste like children ><...

/vote


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fawful (Level 6 Yonkyu) @ 4/18/2009 09:15

Sounds nice.


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cerealkiller54 (Level 6 Made) @ 4/17/2009 22:49

Thanks for all the nice and supportive comments!

@ Md - Not sure why, but I assure you it was my idea before I saw the others

@Skoob - I'll look into that

 


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jalonso (Level 11 Godfather) @ 4/17/2009 22:32

Miss this. Nice job cereal.


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skooba-dude (Level 8 Guerrilla) @ 4/17/2009 21:18

Gross. I like your outlines, but the teeth look to similar. Greatjob(it's my new word for a good PA peice.)


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smk (Level 6 Hitman) @ 4/16/2009 18:52

First thing that came to mind: Monkey Island :3


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MdNight17 (Level 1 Rookie) @ 4/16/2009 12:44

Any reason why everyone is doing zombie recepies?


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Dex (Level 11 CEO) @ 4/16/2009 10:12

 You're getting better, you know :]


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Brod (Level 1 Jukyu) @ 4/16/2009 09:46

That's the least realistic thing I've ever seen. Everyone knows 8 flies would fly around it... duh.....


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iRey (Level 1 Private) @ 4/16/2009 09:23
mmm i gonna eat it LOL

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Dirteater (Level 1 Private) @ 4/16/2009 08:20

I really like this :p The process made me feel ill rofl love it


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