Found silly Waldo slacking off of his job of hiding all the time. If he wanted to read the newspaper so badly, he should have done it within a giant crowd of people.

Anyways, this is my submission for the challenge "Egads!". My first thought when I read it was to do something with Waldo. I mean when I was little and I found Waldo, I would have said egads if I knew that word at the time. :P Also, I know it may be hard to read the article from the newspaper he is reading, but it says "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiago". That's just a little joke for people who know what that is.