... and his beautiful lil' wife, his beautiful lil' watch, his beautiful lil' palace.
I've wanted to do a lil' dude ever since I saw them, this was the perfect occasion. I just can't resist poking fun / pouring abuse on our esteemed hyperprez (I'm also quite happy doing a challenge without spending the week on it, and besides, I can't draw people, shame...).
For context, I find it interesting that he has twice married top models. This says a lot about his concept of success.
Bling-Bling is a sarcasm often used over here to deride the barefaced showing-off that goes on these days, like the tinkling of all these Rolex watches.
The border is a reminder of the President's official photograph tradition.