Well, when a woman and a bottle of mustard love each other VERY much...

This is how babies are done.

Gave me a good laugh. Solid pixelling, too--I really like her hair--but you may want to ease up on the pure-white speculars. It makes her skin look a bit plasticky. I also think maybe the lightest of your two shadow tones on her skin is too dark compared to the main skin tone, which enforces the perception of plastickiness.

Glad you decided to post something after lurking for almost a year :) Welcome to the PixelJoint gallery.

I am 12 and what is this?

That... was kind of the point. As I said, the mustard was simply the LESS obvious choice than something that was say... white.

heh, I think any substance would look obvious and blatantly suggestive in this context

Because it's delicious.

Seriously though, I dunno... something like say, mayonaise seems a little TOO obvious/blatantly suggestive, and ketchup seems a little too...  icky. Mustard seemed like a good middle ground, and regular yellow mustard is terrible and infinitely inferior to dijon or deli mustard. So yeah, there you go.

Why dijon? ;__;