Well that's a stupid question, Alkaline.
Do you take off your face and hands
before you go to bed? And if so, are
you some kind of robot? And if so, what
kind of powers do you have? Do you use
them for good, or for awesome? Would
you like to join forces? I just happen to be
the greatest criminal mind of our time.
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