Kris Locks was always a man of questionable philosophy and throughout his life has been in and out of mental institutions like portly men to the fridge. Locks' father was a rather unsuccessful stuntman who couldn't offer much to his son, but one thing said by his father resonated deeply with young Kris. Kris asked his father why he did what he did for a living and he said "because you never feel as alive as you do when you are on the edge of life."  From that point on Locks began thrill seeking any way that he could. He tried anything that was in his power to do so, jumping across buildings, gambling, streaking, and even stealing. To Locks' warped psyche, none of these things brought him more than a tingle of adrenaline and he knew he needed more. It was the year of Locks' 18th birthday when he began to grow his signature afro/mutton chops, this was also the year Locks stepped up his game. He was not a selfish man and wanted to share his excitement with as many others as he could. He was pretty clever when he had to be and devised a way to share thrills with the world. His plan was rather simple but very effective if used in the right place. Locks would walk up to a group of random civilians and pull a gun on them. He would then instruct them to all line up facing the nearest wall and the first one to talk or move would be shot in the back of the head. Then as they all stood there facing the wall Locks would slowly walk away and repeat the process somewhere else. As expected this gave everyone involved the rush of their lives as they stood there trying not to move with more adrenaline pumping through their veins than they knew possible. It took all of 2 hours and 47 minutes for the police to catch Kris. As it turns out, it's not too challenging to find a young white male with a lazy eye, afro, and mutton chops walking the street. Kris resisted arrest but never tried to run. He was sentenced to 24 years in prison for his crimes against the public. Little did they know prison was exactly where Kris was trying to get! What better place to experience the thrills of life or death situations every day? Locks couldn't be happier and if all goes well, he plans to stay.