***WARNING: CHOCKING HAZARD. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS OLD***
Everybody knows that the way earphones get tangled in a pocket is totally black magic, so there is no doubt these deathly earphones will strangle your enemy in no time!
NOTICE: not to be used for listening. May cause cerebral hemorrhage.
Just throw them at your enemy the way you would throw a lasso! Easy to use, no trace, no fingerprints! Easy to hide!
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Weekly Challenge: Wacky Weapons
you may have a problem with that phone number later. I heard that someone is in the progress of making a phone that dials the grim reaper to do in your enemies! If he calls it the Death phone, you'll have to change your phone number!