Aright, you want to fight?
Can you withstand my furious chinese takeout?
My American Spirit Bomb?
My agonizing choice to wear loafers without socks?
My penetrating LASIK vision?
Or should I just sick Phoebe on you!?
Be careful, she hasn't had all of her vaccinations yet.
Let's just make this quick, cuz I've got mad shit to do.
(It's OK, even I probably wouldn't play as me in a fighting game, either...)