The real achievement is that I actually submitted art.
The Numbers World Massacre: Stab all the eyeball npcs in the guarded room in Numbers World.
Emergency Signal: Summon 10 UFOS on Mars.
Masochist: Earn a high score of 1000 in the Nasu minigame, you sad, sad person.
Just a Bad Dream: Pinch yourself awake just as a toriningen is about to catch you.