oh my gosh :O

 Ah lawl, not expected!

 lol

Trust me mate, you rose to the occassion on this challenge. This is a solid performance from you. I'm out of puns, but in all seriousness I really do like this piece.

This is why you should always pick the red pill.

 holy crap hahahahha :D

This piece is some seriously stiff competition. It will be hard for this not to get a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place award. I got a chuckle out of this piece. Thanks for that, and for you I give a vote.

 I wanna know :P.

Haha, great idea :D. For this you get my vote :)

 in fact isn't his case.

There actually is a medical condition called Priapism, which causes sustained (and painful) erection and this can happen in men and women (yes, women have erections too). Does not sound like fun.

 kkkk que isso jovem!

 the hell XD

kkkkkk só ficou meio estranho porque parece um adolescente tomando viagra nessa idade wtf '-'

 interesting powers.... I don't want to know how he fights supervillains

 vulgar, porem interessante heushsh

 Madness.

Rare candy > levelled up!

 It's viagra.

 I do not got it, but, it is nice