And in other news: an Albertan pilot who’s single-seated plane unexpectedly malfunctioned over an uninhabited stretch of boreal forest claims that she was caught by a thirty-meter-tall robot that fell from the sky. The pilot, who's name will not be included in this report because of special concerns voiced by the government and law enforcement agencies of Canada, states that shortly after she lost control of her vehicle, it disintegrated and a massive metal hand grabbed her out of mid-air, protecting her from the lethal fall and saving her life.

Although rescue crews were initially skeptical of her story, a giant crater was later discovered at the supposed crash site, littered with small metallic elements that were unrelated to the wreckage of the plane. Crews also found a swath of giant footprints cutting through the forest from the area, leading away into the wilderness. Little else is known, due to government concerns, but the pilot was able to reveal to a rescuer that the robot had spoken to her. When pressed, the woman reportedly smiled and laughed. The only words that she could be made to say on the matter were: “Be ready”.