Well, when a woman and a bottle of mustard love each other VERY much...

So, am I the only one that found this kind of reminiscent of Roman from GTA4? I'm afraid my cellphone's gonna ring and this guy's gonna want me to go bowling with him, fffffffffffffff. Could just be the hair and goatee I guess. Definitely less pudgy than Roman though. However, I can also kind of see the Stallone-ish-ness everyone seems to keep bringing up... with the way the cheekbones are.

That... was kind of the point. As I said, the mustard was simply the LESS obvious choice than something that was say... white.

Because it's delicious.

Seriously though, I dunno... something like say, mayonaise seems a little TOO obvious/blatantly suggestive, and ketchup seems a little too...  icky. Mustard seemed like a good middle ground, and regular yellow mustard is terrible and infinitely inferior to dijon or deli mustard. So yeah, there you go.