I haven't gotten hate mail forever it seems...  But I just recently got some:

From: margareteporter@yahoo.com
Subject: possable lawsuite

chris ensill,
i recently went through my sons internet explorer history of websites that he had visited lately and found he had been visiting your web site ensellitis.com one of the stories posted on your website had the word sh*t in it it was the link of http://www.ensellitis.com/?p=6  i dont apprecate my son being able to see filthy curse words like that.  please remove it and any other curse word you have on your site it will make it better it seems like a great site but the curseing really ruins it for me and other parents.  if you do not remove these urse words i will contact the fbi and a lawer and sue you for my son learning this word from your site.  we are catholic and do not wish to read that. pleease respond as soon as you can so maybe we can resolve this.

sincerely,
margarete porter

Is this not hilarious?  The FBI is going to arrest me for saying sh*t on my personal site?  

I fail so see how that is relevant at all. :|

excuse me young man, but I don't appreciate being exposed to such vile language. Don't make me sue you.

I too love hate-mail, although I don't get much

Edited by Wannahlakujuu

Actually, you can say "ass" on TV .. and I believe "sh*t" as well. It was on a South Park episode wasn't it?

f**k, I don't know

She spelled many things wrong. She also used the word "sh*t" which she claimed she didn't like reading but, I guess she likes spelling it.  

I just replied to it:

Dear Margarete,
I always enjoy a good challenge,such as trying to read emails with a 90% lack of any shape or form of grammar.  Hold on my waffles are finished cooking...  ...  ...  Sorry, I like to make waffles from scratch, since you are apparently a house wife, I will let you in on a little cooking secret, go to church, and when you get the body of christ, spit it out, do that until you get about a 1/4 cup of it, then throw that in the mix.  I call them Jesus Waffles, yum yum.  Now, back to your email...  I always enjoyed it when my parents would sneak into my room and pry into my personal life. However, being a member of Store Herbs In Tupperware (Or sh*t), I can not remove the "words" as you call them.  sh*t has taught myself, as well as other members of sh*t, that you should never edit posts, sh*t has many rules against this.  sh*t also teaches that sh*t members should help out non-sh*t members in as many sh*ty ways as possible.  These Jesus waffles are so good, I have a little blood of Jesus, to wash it down, yum.  So I am going to use my sh*t contacts to get a hold of the FBI for you.  Here it is, abuse@fbi.gov.  The sh*t president (We call him sh*t master) got that for me, so please contact the FBI for me, I am to busy with sh*t.  the lawsuite will be fine, but seriously, unless you are going to invite all of sh*t, I just need a single.  Maybe with a mini bar so I can drink until satan comes up from Alabama and plays the fiddle with me.  I am glad to see a woman takes the time to keep her son from seeing any form of cursing words, sh*t is completely against children being involved with the real world, sh*t is currently involved in a campaign to never let children see the light of day until they turn 40.  I can play the fiddle really good. 

I look forward to hearing more from you.

Cordially,
Chris EnsEll
Director of sh*t

No words can describe your brilliance. Jesus waffles.......ummm........

Do you have a store herbs in tupperware sign-up sheet?

Bahahaha

heh just read it.
only thing that i dont like is the Jesus waffles and Blood of Jesus mentioned. This isnt even directed at me, and its still kinda offensive to me. But ehh maby thats just me.

Just becarful with that because isnt that uhhhh cant think of the word... predujice??? I know that probably the wrong word, but i mean "racist" against religion. Cant remember that word. But that would create an even larger problem than already exists.

I'm catholic, but I'm not offended. If the lord can forgive the sins of the world, I think he can forgive a joke towards an idiot woman

Hate mail I deal with in comical ways all the time.  I find what really pisses off pissed of people the most is to make them want to laugh, or be a sarcastic a**hole.  That I learned from years of customer service.  

On the advice from a member on another forum I visit, I made post about it on my site, and I was even civil about it. 


Edited by Ensellitis

One word for it: hoax.

If not: funny.

muhahaaaaa

I haven't words Ensellitis ... and can't show my face when read that post, but be shure laugh a long time :)

muhahaaaaa

and cry for mercy when FBI arrest you haaahaha in actuality they must arrest you for your current avatar man ?

I gave up on sympathy years ago.  And if someone is going to threaten me, I will attack, no holds bared.


I don't care.

 

Hmm, that hatemail sender insulted someones beliefs in sh*t! Isn't that interesting?

 

But as for the thread, I think that someone has just got japed. I just don't believe in such hatemail!

 

Yea, I ruined the thread again.

ah.. that is the question.  Right up there with "Where did we come from?", "Why are we here?" and "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

 

I hope it was just someone fooling around.. cause it's pretty depressing to think that someone has such a dumbass of a mom lol

Edited by leel

i love that book Pb, the film is also rather good.

not as much going on for 42: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=42

Meh I'm unimpressed please upgrade to the Shmup Commentizer v.3.7

Everyone knows that ver 1.0 is for teh n00bs.

Generally, people who can't spell lawsuit probably can't file one either.

I usually don't get hate mail because not that many people visit my site. And if they complained about the cussing on my blog, I'd tell them I didn't really give a sh*t.

If they don't want the boy to be exposed to cursing, they need to get off the internet period.

As far as their beliefs, I don't blame you for making the Jesus waffles joke. To me when someone tells me they don't like my behavior and asserts moral superiority over me just because they've found some god that they can't even prove exists (which I can't disprove exists, but still) I get very aggravated. She could have not mentioned her religion but she did and when people do that to me it sounds like they expect special treatment because they believe in something or that they know everything or are perfect people. Bullsh*t.

WTFWJD? he wouldn't tell you to take sh*t of you're website, that's for sure. He'd leave you the f**k alone.

I read the new one but the old one was more annoying. :P

rofl

I'd love to get hatemail from a mother like that. I'd seriously hate to be her son though. This topic made me laugh so hard <3

pppfft she could come after ensell with a big-assed hunting knife and he wouldnt care.

emaill addresses are public domain once you send me email as per my terms of service, as do their IPs, that was cleary marked on the comment page...  oh, and i studied law and there is none...

SO SHUT UP STUPID N00B!!!