Dearest PixelBlink,
Today, February 3, 2007 - a date which will live in infamy - Ensellitis was suddenly and deliberately attacked by a douche from Canada named PixelBlink.

Ensellitis was at peace with that douche, and, at the solicitation of PixelJoint, was still in conversation with its admins and SedgeMonkey looking toward the maintenance of peace on the forums. Indeed, one hour after PixelBlink had commenced editing Ensellitis's siggy.

It will be recorded that the work it took to add so many frames (see exhibit 1a) makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time PixelBlink has deliberately sought to deceive Ensellitis by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on Ensellitis' siggy has caused severe damage to his campaign. I regret to tell you that very many PJers have been confused. In addition, n00bs have been reported molested over a pile of maple leaves on the American borders.

PixelBlink has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the forum. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the PixelJoint have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our forum.

As the future commander in chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us...


Yes bitch, that's right...  This is WAR!
Exhibit 1a

Oh, I thought it was a crappy Dr. Robotnic....

Edited by Pixel_Outlaw - 02 February 2007 at 11:11pm

PixelBlink FTW
all support is given to him

Keep at it Pixelblink
:)

Do yous guys need any diplomats? We's got yous diplomats.

Ensellitis for pixel president.

epic plot twist

no need to

englands next

Edited by OMGFossil - 03 February 2007 at 8:12am

Well we do live in the same city.
So it's a possibility that I could be killed.

LOL!

americans arent that smart you went to iraq

which is like if this was world war two instead of invading japan you guys would be invading norway

I don't think you guys quite understand the power of tea.

OUT OF LOVE AND RESPECT!!!

in the midwest we drink moonshine, oh um, moonshine tea?

Let me clear this up...
I never mentioned I was running for President. I am not American, therefor I cannot be President of the US. I merely wanted to diffuse anyones thoughts of making America a better place and, instead, forming a coalition of like minds against the capitalist pigs that run such a consumerist and disenfranchised police state.

While I envy Ensellitis on his bravery of sticking a pencil through his head, and thereby removing all rational thought, I oppose his candidacy and lack of true subtle coolness.

I am open to thoughts of Supreme Overlordship over the people of this world and will exert my awesomeness by thwarting the minds of the elite.

So post your war declarations my dear Ensellitis. My people and I shall overcome and begin our Utopian society without you.... pbbbt!

Huzzah!

beware, pixelblink my friend...  beware...  the gears of revenge have begun to turn 

or... Ens could start a pole and then just sit on the pole daily 

I would be scared of that log creature named Olaf. Norse named tree spirits can be qutie.....persuasive.

Ens, why do you insult us Canadians so badly? It hurts and makes me want you to choke on that cigarette your avatar is smokin! Even if you have a cool little red guy on your sig that has moves like Michael Jackson.

bwhahahaha!! Thank you Ens!

Possum (I refuse to call you awesome): We Canadians dis Americans as much as they make fun of us. It's a fair trade. And the guy in his sig doesn't dance at all like MJ... it's MC Hammer doing his moves from Can't Touch This.