Back to school suckers!

I hope you kiddies savored every moment of summer break because it's over.  Time to join the rest of the world toiling day by day in some neverending hamster wheel. 

I've been reading a ton of commencement speeches lately -- entertaining and usually inspirational stuff. Perfect for all you kids starting a new year of school or new grads lookng to do something with their life after their last summer break. A few funny commencement speeches...

• Jon Stewart - William and Mary
• Ali G - Harvard
• Conan O'Brien - Harvard
• Will Ferrell - Harvard
• Alan Alda - Southhampton College
• Al Franken - Harvard
• Bob Newhart - Catholic University of America