It sounds like a mixed drink you would get at one of those sleezy clubs. But it isn't. It's a description of a new London-based Ninja Squirrel Clan that has reportedly been sighted while bringing down a large stray dog in a Russian park located in the town of Lazo, Russia.
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me7356 (Level 4 Murderer) at 12/19/2005 4:44:49 PM
Yes! It's coming! The start of the human-squirrel war! We've too distracted by our own human wars and conflict amongst ourselves to realize the power of squirrels. They're plotting against us, I tell you! It seems they are trying to take down our close allies, first, and then come for us. I think we should kill them all.
The B.O.B. (Level 11 Master Assassin) at 12/13/2005 12:07:05 PM
wow, I have a new phobia of squirrels now...But they devoured the dog in a minute?...thats pretty damn quick. There must have been like 15-20 of those suckers attacking the dog. Unbeleivable....
OMGFossil (Level 6 Yonkyu) at 12/13/2005 11:46:46 AM
Oh my god ahahahahahaha
PandaPlanet (Level 2 Stalker) at 12/13/2005 10:50:45 AM
I heard about this, but didn't believe it. This has made it clear. Flesh eating squirels, what's next? Flying Pandas <3