Patriot Search

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Satirical look at the United States government's new and improved fascist outlook on dealing with their citizens. Patriot Search's mission statement says it best...

Our mission is to provide the best possible search engine to you while at the same time, making sure the government is informed should you search for something obscure, illegal, or unpatriotic.

Posted by sedgemonkey at 1/23/2006 10:23:16 AM | 7 comments

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OMGFossil (Level 6 Yonkyu) at 1/30/2006 9:30:43 PM

All who oppose the Patriot act rase your hand

raise it high

now raise your other hand

okay hands behind your head

you're under arrest for treason

leel (Level 5 Killer Klown) at 1/30/2006 6:35:28 PM

haha

"Whether you are a normal searcher, someone trying to download illegal material, a terrorist looking to build a bomb, or just hunting porn, we at Patriot Search welcome you!"

Wow I can't believe no one's thought of this before. Now, all the terrorists looking to build a bomb will search Patriot Search and help the government they're trying to destroy! How patriotic of them!

Monkey 'o Doom (Level 11 Psychopath) at 1/25/2006 7:29:17 PM

I searched for fried moose, fried mice, fried potatoes, and fried noose, to name a few. Americans need more saturated fat in their diets. Put some meat on them there bones!