World's Tallest Man To The Rescue!

Oh god, FFXIII! Best game ever, possibly after FFIX! XD And I saw bao on tv the other day :) gravity must kill him, the poor guy :(

I better see an animation of that sequence some day, 7even.

Uhh lol  -.-'  Interesting there seven.

"He was summoned from the nearby region of Inner Mongolia and a bizarre operation was undertaken in front of local television cameras."

Attack
Defend
Summon <-
Item

Valefor
Ifrit
Ixion
Shiva
Bahamut
Bao Xishun <-
Anima

Attack
Bizarre Operation <-
Overdrive

<< OVERKILL >>

 

>_<

Haha, I bet Johnson wouldn't appreciate the irony.

And then Johnson just so happens to get Colon Cancer, and the doctors, by coincidence, can't solve it by surgery. "A Colonoscopy perhaps? Maybe a suppository?" To which the boss replies, " No, no. This is Johnson we are talking about. He wouldn't settle for something so trite, and unimaginative. No, the only way to solve this is...(hold for dramatic pause)...to get the world's tallest man, and have him personally go in manually to fix it with his Gigantic, Chinese-mandarin magic." The co-worker replied, " You mean through his mouth, like the cute dolphin he saved?" "Nope," said the boss, " We head through the back door, and catch that cancer by surprise."...That, my friends, is what we call Irony. Poor, poor Johnson.

I just wonder how the conversation for that idea went.

"Oh crap, surgical utensils aren't working! WHAT CAN WE DO!?"
"This might sound crazy, but let's get the tallest man in the world to come here and have him pull it out."
"Johnson... You are a god damn genius."
"I try, sir."

It's just so wonderful.. humans and animals working together!  

My fave article of the year!

Ahah yes, i read this in the Metro.